NEW MISSION 'PLAN B : CODENAME SPORK-SPAM!'
HQ sent me this about 10 mins ago:
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incoming transmittion
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beacon #114.56/007.02
placement #W89:N009-E
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HARVEST #: 4411-ISIN3
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Content : Centenary-X w/ morphs
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Verifying User ... OK
Locking Location ... OK
Initiating Trace ... OK
Reversing Trace Data ... OK
Blocking Pipeline ... OK
Cloaking remote satelite ... OK
Initiating reserve Power ... OK
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All states ... OK
...UPLINK ONLINE...
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USER ID: 99nMe33fl [COMMAND HQ]
Centenary Capture initiated
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Morphs Alighned
Decode Initiated
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Decode Complete
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Message : Class 8 Security
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[23:30 240500]
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PLAN B: CODENAME SPORK-SPAM
To all available men. The next
mission objective is to take
and hold the PQ poll. Objectives
are as follows:
1. Initiate presence
This means emailing ELMC related
poll questions. But doing this
we are infuencing PQ in such a
way as to get them to turn the
poll over to the clone for a
week. This is the first step
in a peaceful process to ELMC
Freedom. We now know that we are
no match for the inflatable
horrors that lurk in PQ's murky
Depths.
2. Control Content
There will be honorary Corpral
Positions available for all
posted Questions. It will be
identified by the presence of
the word 'spork' or similar in
the question. No spork, no
promotion.
go to work marines! --+--
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CONNECTION CLOSED
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