What happens when our favorite farmer marries Karen? Read on, my friends...But if you never heard the song "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182, I suggest you do that first...
We grew some crops, It was a Friday night.
I used a hoe, to get the planting right.
We started making out, and I took off my pants.
But then she sailed across the sea.
And that's about the time I went to Popouri.
Nobody likes you when you're 2 foot 3.
And are still more amused by planting crops.
My hoe is at level 3.
I have no friends that are my age.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, as I walked home,
I called her mom, from my telephone.
I said I was the cops, and Karen's boat sunk sail.
Your daughter just drowned out to sea.
And that's about the time her mom hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your 2 foot 3.
And are still more amused by prank phone calls.
The townsfolk are all mad at me.
I have no friends that are my age.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time I married Popuri.
She doesn't care that I am 2 foot 3.
And I still act like I'm in my first year.
What the hell is wrong with me?
I have no friends that are my age.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
That's about the time Karen returned to me.
She just returned from sailing out to sea.
I guess I had to marry both my wives.
A double matrimony.
I have two wifes that are my age.
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?