At the time of this parody, it's the summer of 2001, and all the world seems to be talking about the console wars. PS2, X-Box, GameCube, whatever the hell Sega's doing...it's enough to drive a person to insanity. Man, I miss my Coleco...
I cannot take this anymore,
Playing all the games I've played before.
RPG's, they make no sense,
Simulations are too dense.
Less I buy, the less I'll play.
Waste my time some other way.
My thumbs are sore.
Every time I play these games,
Drives me one step closer to insane,
My mind's about to break.
I've been up for the past three days,
And I'm one step closer to insane.
I need a little break.
I find Nintendo games too queer.
All of Sega's platforms disappear.
Sony cost me every cent,
X Box sucks just like the rest,
Graphics seem the only way
These systems make money again.
And make me poor.
Every time I play these games,
Drives me one step closer to insane,
My mind's about to break.
I've been up for the past three days,
And I'm one step closer to insane.
I need a little break.
Every time I play these games,
Drives me one step closer to insane,
My mind's about to break.
I've been up for the past three days,
And I'm one step closer to insane.
I need a little........
Break.
1-Up, and a free continue!
1-Up!
1-Up!
1-Up!
1-Up, and a free continue!
1-Up!
1-Up!
1-Up!
1-Up!
I really need a break.
Every time I play these games,
Drives me one step closer to insane,
My mind's about to break.
I've been up for the past three days,
And I'm one step closer to insane.
I need a little break.
Every time I play these games,
Drives me one step closer to insane,
My mind's about to break.
I've been up for the past three days,
And I'm one step closer to insane.
I need a little........
Break.