Session
Start: Sat Apr 08 20:19:28 2000
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*** Toymaker changes topic to 'Good Bread Needs No Butter, Where are you
Creighton?'
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<Mez> Hi guys!
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<Toymaker> BAX!
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<Paul> hi
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<Toymaker> Alright lets start this poor non-australian session
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<Paul> ok
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<Corine> BAX............ oops bye
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<Corine> lol
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<Toymaker> Well its strange since two people who "were" in a
combat would disappear, so we need ourselves a good coverstory, want to say
they went "down" in the melee?
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<Tyrion> sure. knocked out cold I suppose?
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<Dux> hi bolt.
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<Dux> What exactly do you mean by down?
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<Paul> knocked out
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<Bolt> Howdy Dux!
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<Toymaker> Beaten to a pulp, etc.
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<Toymaker> by maces and the like
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<Dux> Okay
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<Tyrion> did they kill any attackers in the process? ;)
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<Toymaker> Ty: anythig for you =p
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<Ghorig> hi
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<Tyrion> lol
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<Toymaker> well they had only 6 standing, so just ot be fair they now
have 4
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<Dux> would be fair, but we have a ghorig
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<Bolt> lol
[20:27]
<Toymaker> yeah well if you died OUTSIDE the city, how cool would that
be?
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<Toymaker> Anyway, new round of combat with 4 men down, 2 held and 4 in
working order
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<Tyrion> ok then, lets kill these fool off
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<Toymaker> Sound right?
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<Dux> yep
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<Tyrion> Toy: hey, wait - I never attacked last round...remember
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<Toymaker> yeah it was kinda cut short, I don't think corine did either
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<Bolt> DM: could you set the stage again. How many are charging?
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<Tyrion> ok
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<Toymaker> Ok I;ll do it for ya
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<Bolt> thx
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<Ghorig> thx
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<Toymaker> 4 horsemen finished charging through your ranks, with 4
fallening to Wanas, Ghorig and a bunch of arrows. A few hit and Wanas and AJ went down. They are circling around to repeat the charge. 2 of them are magically paralyzed by COrines
hold spell and have fallen fron there mounts.
Siln is beating at them with a stick, Dux is hiding in the tall grass,
and everyone else is in melee with Corine protected by the big boy (and Ty)
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<Tyrion> is the leader still standing in front of me where he was, or is
he up and around elsewhere
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<Bolt> DM: I cast hold person.
Was it successful?
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<Toymaker> He is held by the spell
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<Toymaker> Bolt: it must have been your hold than
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<Toymaker> not corines
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<Dux> I think Corine used a sleep
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<Tyrion> ok who's up
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<Bolt> I think she cast sleep on a couple
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<Toymaker> yeah, there were 12 to start with 2 asleep
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<Toymaker> its all clear now
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<Toymaker> plus I have the log up -)
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<Toymaker> Ty needs to do his attack than the next round
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<Ajantis> i hope i'm not late...
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<Bolt> Hey AJ!
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<Toymaker> Not too late
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<Ajantis> heya.... no wanas today i'm afraid
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<Corine> yeah I just have sleep
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<Toymaker> Ok, there are 5 up and AJ is hiding in the grass
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<Ajantis> (btw how long ago did you start?)
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<Paul> 5 mins max
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<Toymaker> AJ: just reviewing the scene
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<Ajantis> oh ok ta
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<Ajantis> xp toy?
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<Toymaker> Didn't get a few votes, I'll mail this week and lasts togther
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<Ajantis> ok
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<Toymaker> Ty: make your attack
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<Dux> Get 'em Ty
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* Tyrion dives at the leader with his long sword, bringing death down on him
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<Ghorig> what about my basher brother?
=(
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<Ajantis> (can
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<Ajantis> (can't make it)
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<Toymaker> Ty delivers a mighty blow that ends with a giant geyser of
blood coming out of the leaders neck
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<Bolt> (Ewww)
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<Toymaker> He topples quickly
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<Ajantis> (indeed...)
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<Toymaker> new round, actions?
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<Bolt> (All you blood-spillers
=P)
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<Ghorig> bash 'em
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* Tyrion looks around for morale failure
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<Ajantis> attack others caus ty killed my target
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<Ajantis> (fool)
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<Dux> I'll send a couple more arrow at the guy at hit last time.
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<Dux> unless Ty wants to kill him 8^)
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<Ajantis> (kill stealer)
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<Toymaker> Big Bash Brother?
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<Ghorig> mix it up!!
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<Toymaker> lefts AND rights?
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<Ghorig> this is the 2nd round, right?
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<Toymaker> yep
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* Bolt shouts to the remaining enemies "If you repent your evil ways and
believe in the ONE true god, I will spare you"
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<Ajantis> (omg bolt...)
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* Tyrion attacks the nearest remaining foe
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<Ghorig> 2 d20+6
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+6) and
gets 9 17.
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<Ghorig> 2 d20+4
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+4) and
gets 24 16.
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<Ghorig> cvrit
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<Ghorig> crit
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<Toymaker> (ini first plz~!)
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<Ghorig> lol
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<Ghorig> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets
5.
[20:42]
<Ajantis> (lol)
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<Bolt> lol
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<Dux> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 9.
[20:42]
<Ajantis> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets
2.
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<Bolt> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Bolt (d10) and gets 7.
[20:42]
<Corine> d1
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (d1) and gets 1.
[20:42]
<Corine> oop
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<Corine> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (d10) and gets
8.
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<Ghorig> oh amn...do i get to keep my crit?
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<Ajantis> (nice try cor)
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<Dux> doh!
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<Tyrion> d10
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets
5.
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<Toymaker> AJ first this round with his super/elven speed
[20:43]
<Bolt> (I thought low Ini was good)
[20:43]
<Corine> (i missed the :0:)
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<Ajantis> anyone running away?
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<Toymaker> Aj: they seem crazy enough not to
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<Ajantis> ok then....
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* Ajantis shoots anyone that's not too close to the melee...
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<Ajantis> (if any...)
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<Toymaker> go 4 it
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<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 24 14 8.
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<Toymaker> 1 hit
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<Ajantis> d8+3
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d8+3) and gets
10.
[20:44]
* Ajantis slaps that guy around one...
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<Toymaker> You nail one good and hard in the chest, and it combines with
the damage Dux already to hurt him more
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<Bolt> (smack, smack)
[20:45]
<Toymaker> one horseman rumbles through the melee
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<Toymaker> d20
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
1.
[20:45]
<Paul> Horseman: Stop it now and
your deaths will be quick and painless
[20:45]
<Tyrion> (lol - falls off horse?)
[20:46]
<Ajantis> (paul>?)
[20:46]
<Paul> (I'm co-dming if you didn't know)
[20:46]
<Ajantis> (ok ta)
[20:46]
<Toymaker> His threats seem useless as he looses the grip of his mace and
drops it far away
[20:46]
<Dux> (kills his horse?)
[20:46]
<Toymaker> (Nope)
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<Toymaker> Ty your up
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* Tyrion laughs and brings his sword down in a wide arc upon the clumsy
horseman's head
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<Tyrion> d20
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d20) and gets
2.
[20:47]
<Tyrion> (gods.)
[20:47]
<Ajantis> (lol)
[20:47]
<Tyrion> (lol. its poetic justice)
[20:47]
<Toymaker> Tyrion feels quite foolish swooshing the air
[20:48]
<Toymaker> Another horseman attempts to do better than with
compatriot....
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<Toymaker> d20
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
7.
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<Toymaker> He rolls past Ghorig, but his blow deflects off Ghor's armor
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<Ghorig> )uh oh..._
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<Ghorig> (uh oh...)
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<Toymaker> Ghor: u is up
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<Toymaker> Corine too
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<Ghorig> (that boy just made a baaaad career move
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<Ghorig> )
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<Ghorig> destroy him
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<Ghorig> can i keep my previous rolls?
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<Ghorig> <-- nodding emphatically
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<Toymaker> =p no impatience is a crime
[20:49]
<Toymaker> what werre they?
[20:49]
<Bolt> haha
[20:49]
<Ajantis> (lol
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<Ghorig> 1 was a crit
[20:50]
<Ghorig> hold on
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<Paul> Horseman: Oh mighty sun
give me the might to defeat the infidel
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<Ghorig> 9 17 24 16
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<Ghorig> in that order
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<Ajantis> (do they call it "sun"... their god?)
[20:50]
<Bolt> "You pray to a false god that won't answer you! Believe and live!"
[20:50]
<Toymaker> (AJ: sun or Gen, depens on the mood)
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<Paul> Horseman: You are wrong
you infidel you will die
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<Toymaker> Ghor: you get 4
attacks?
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<Ghorig> snd round
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<Ghorig> i get 3/2
[20:51]
<Ghorig> with 2 axes
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<Ghorig> 2nd round
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<Toymaker> ok
[20:51]
<Toymaker> 2 hits
[20:51]
<Bolt> "Your god will do something for you. Bleach your bones!"
[20:51]
<Ghorig> the rounds are usually over in one...
[20:51]
<Ghorig> lol
[20:51]
<Toymaker> dmg
[20:52]
<Ghorig> what's crit damage again?
[20:52]
<Paul> Horseman: I will kill you
and destroy your friends before your blood turns cold
[20:52]
<Toymaker> x2
[20:52]
<Bolt> "Come get some!"
[20:52]
<Ghorig> 2 d8+10
[20:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d8+10) and
gets 12 17.
[20:52]
<Ghorig> 46?
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<Paul> Horseman charges Bolt
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<Ghorig> the 1st one was a 17, the 2nd one was the crit
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<Toymaker> Ghor yes it just barely kills him
[20:53]
<Ghorig> goooodie
[20:53]
<Toymaker> He had no mace though, so who cared?
[20:53]
<Ghorig> i told him it was a bad career move
[20:53]
<Tyrion> Whats the morale of the remaining infidels look like?
[20:54]
<Ghorig> how many are left?
[20:54]
<Toymaker> 2 are left, one is charging Bolt Specifically. 2 even
[20:54]
<Toymaker> Corine is up
[20:54]
<Paul> Horseman: Lets out a
mighty battle cry that shakes bolt's faith almost
[20:55]
<Toymaker> (Bolt did you roll ini?)
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<Bolt> I got 7
[20:55]
<Toymaker> (k)
[20:55]
<Toymaker> Cor: hiding?
[20:55]
<Corine> who needs healing?
[20:55]
<Corine> lol no
[20:55]
<Bolt> (I will in a sec)
[20:56]
<Toymaker> Siln cut her own leg open, she might
[20:56]
<Corine> I'll kill one of them under a spell
[20:57]
<Toymaker> Corine: Risking
getting run over by the cavs?
[20:57]
<Corine> hmm ... ok i'll heal siln
[20:57]
<Dux> (lol)
[20:57]
<Corine> ( shush lol )
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<Toymaker> SIln sees Corine trying to help her and runs into the melee
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<Bolt> lol
[20:58]
<Toymaker> Dux is up
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<Corine> Fine !
[20:58]
<Corine> lol
[20:59]
<Dux> fire a couple of arrows into the pincushion Aj and I are creating
[20:59]
<Ajantis> (is there a place i can do my laundry?? my clothes are getting
stinky...,)
[20:59]
<Dux> 2 d20+4
[20:59]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d20+4) and gets
12 17.
[20:59]
<Toymaker> You hit the guy once
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<Dux> d8
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* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d8) and gets 7.
[20:59]
<Toymaker> The pincushion is complete and only Bolts friend is left
[20:59]
<Dux> woohoo!
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<Toymaker> he comes for Bolt's head
[21:00]
<Ajantis> oh joy
[21:00]
<Toymaker> d20
[21:00]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
15.
[21:00]
<Toymaker> ac bolt?
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<Bolt> 5
[21:00]
<Toymaker> you get walloped
[21:00]
<Toymaker> d6+2
[21:00]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d6+2) and
gets 4.
[21:00]
<Toymaker> you take 4
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<Bolt> ok
[21:00]
<Paul> Horseman: I told you i would
defeat you infidel
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<Toymaker> Bolt is up
[21:01]
<Toymaker> and siln
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<Bolt> d20+3
[21:01]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Bolt (d20+3) and gets
4.
[21:01]
<Bolt> DOH!!!
[21:02]
<Ajantis> (LOL)
[21:02]
<Ajantis> (still like dolph?
[21:02]
<Toymaker> Siln takes her 1/4staff and just to get Corine mad, try to
break the horses leg with her hobbit flair
[21:02]
<Bolt> (I must still be dazed by his blow)
[21:02]
<Toymaker> Bolt joins the no grip club, flinging his mace
[21:02]
<Toymaker> d20
[21:02]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
20.
[21:02]
<Toymaker> 2d6
[21:02]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2d6) and gets
10.
[21:03]
<Bolt> (My mace has a lanyard on it)
hehe
[21:03]
<Toymaker> Siln breaks the horses leg and the rider flies off. SIln smiles evilly at Bolt and Corine
[21:03]
<Paul> Horseman: Ahhhhhhhhh
[21:03]
<Ghorig> lol, way to go paul
[21:04]
<Paul> (I do what i can)
[21:04]
<Bolt> "Good shot Siln! Now
finish him!"
[21:04]
<Toymaker> He is floored and is beginning to scramble as helf
preservation beats fantasism this time
[21:04]
<Ghorig> (she took out one of our horses we ride)
[21:04]
<Ghorig> (oh well, it become lunch..GRAH!)
[21:05]
<Tyrion> Ghorig can eat that horse now.
[21:05]
<Ajantis> (she loses her chance at a horse if it comes to that :P)
[21:05]
<Ghorig> (exactly, AJ - she can walk
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<Ghorig> )
[21:05]
<Paul> Horseman: I will still kill
you all you infidel
[21:05]
<Paul> ts
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<Ajantis> (omg can i shoot that idiot yet?)
[21:06]
<Toymaker> He spouts curses like that while he runs
[21:06]
<Tyrion> Where is the last horseman?
[21:06]
<Ajantis> (the horseman)
[21:06]
<Toymaker> Aj: shooting him down?
[21:06]
<Dux> I will
[21:06]
<Ajantis> (i want to... he seems so damn arrogant)
[21:06]
<Paul> Horseman: Yells "Here
is your target" waves at his butt
[21:06]
* Ajantis fires!
[21:06]
<Bolt> lo
[21:06]
<Tyrion> DM: If I can get my bow out in time I'll take a shot as well
[21:07]
<Ajantis> (pls pls pls...)
[21:07]
<Toymaker> roll it
[21:07]
<Ajantis> how many?
[21:07]
<Toymaker> all
[21:07]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[21:07]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 26 26 25.
[21:07]
<Dux> me too?
[21:07]
<Ajantis> oh man!
[21:07]
<Ghorig> <-- whistles
[21:07]
<Toymaker> sure
[21:07]
<Dux> Wow!
[21:07]
<Ajantis> 2 crits
[21:07]
<Ajantis> and a 19
[21:07]
<Tyrion> (nice shooting)
[21:07]
<Toymaker> He is destroyed
[21:07]
<Ajantis> i think i had to hate that guy
[21:08]
* Dux bows deeply
[21:08]
* Bolt goes to the horses with broken legs and quickly puts them out of thier
misery.
[21:08]
<Toymaker> 2 arrows in the heart and one, well, in a bad place
[21:08]
<Ajantis> do i get anything cool for smashing him to absolute sludge?
[21:08]
<Toymaker> AJ: yes
[21:08]
<Ajantis> (man that was sweet)
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* Dux collects his arrows
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<Tyrion> DM: I'll examine the body of the leader for anything interesting
or official looking
[21:08]
<Bolt> Aj: I dont think you will
want that third arrow back
[21:09]
<Ghorig> so, are they all gone bye-bye?
[21:09]
* Ajantis attempts to collect as many arrows as are as yet unbrowken
[21:09]
<Toymaker> He has a holy symbol
[21:09]
<Toymaker> a mace
[21:09]
<Toymaker> chainmail
[21:09]
<Toymaker> a wineskin
[21:09]
* Ajantis takes anything worth taking
[21:09]
<Ajantis> of anyone
[21:09]
<Toymaker> 2 days rations
[21:09]
<Ajantis> :)
[21:09]
<Paul> did i die
[21:09]
<Ghorig> does any of their armor fit me?
[21:09]
<Ajantis> (you the horseman?)
[21:09]
<Ghorig> (for a DISGUISE)
[21:09]
<Paul> yes
[21:09]
<Tyrion> DM: Ok, I'll take the holy symbol he has. Anything to signify
his leadership?
[21:09]
<Ajantis> (i hit you with 2 crits and a 19)
[21:09]
<Toymaker> cloak with insignia
[21:09]
<Ghorig> all 7'5" of me?
[21:09]
<Ghorig> right on
[21:09]
<Tyrion> ok, that too then
[21:09]
<Ajantis> (you;'re dead horseman :)
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<Toymaker> Ty: everyone is dressed identically
[21:10]
* Ajantis takes one set of "holy apparel"
[21:10]
<Paul> Horseman: With his dieing breath says "You will die
infidel"
[21:10]
<Tyrion> Cool. we can each get a cloak
[21:10]
<Ajantis> umm... you're too far away
[21:10]
<Toymaker> AJ: you find one that
fits your manly frame
[21:10]
<Bolt> I'll check out thier chainmail, see if any would be worth wearing
[21:10]
<Ajantis> (yay)
[21:10]
<Toymaker> might want to patch up the axes/arrows holes
[21:10]
* Dux takes appropriate clothing for a disguise
[21:10]
* Tyrion goes up to whoever is still talking with a dying breath and drives his
short sword into the man's skull
[21:11]
<Toymaker> Dux is also well sized, though they are loose on him
[21:11]
* Corine looks for one to fit her
[21:11]
<Tyrion> Siln: Nice shot on that horse's legs
[21:11]
<Toymaker> Corine has Dixed problem, but a lot worse being a 4 str elf
[21:11]
<Dux> Hmmm... I think I need to
return to Dan' Gym
[21:11]
<Ajantis> (toy:pri)
[21:11]
<Toymaker> everything is too baggy
[21:11]
<Ajantis> not for me and my sexy new looks
[21:12]
<Toymaker> AJ: Nope
[21:12]
<Bolt> (Do I find a good set of chainmail?)
[21:12]
<Ajantis> (or are they?)
[21:12]
<Corine> Dixed?
[21:12]
<Toymaker> Ghor: too small for
you
[21:12]
<Ghorig> figures
[21:12]
<Ghorig> it's a small man's world...
[21:12]
<Toymaker> Corine Dux's problem
[21:12]
* Ajantis picks up a set of chainmail looking for one his size
[21:12]
<Toymaker> they are too baggy
[21:12]
<Corine> oh
[21:12]
<Ajantis> (so none then?)
[21:13]
* Ghorig walks up to Siln, half-smiling
[21:13]
<Toymaker> AJ: ?
[21:13]
<Ghorig> "You break horse leg?
[21:13]
<Ajantis> (no armour that fits)
[21:13]
<Toymaker> Siln can't find anythinf for herself either
[21:13]
<Ghorig> why?
[21:13]
<Ghorig> "
[21:13]
* Dux uses his disguise proficiency to look more ... well ... Aclandian
[21:13]
<Toymaker> AJ: armor can fit you and bolt
[21:13]
<Toymaker> Dux: prof check, not that you'd fail -0
[21:14]
<Dux> d20
[21:14]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d20) and gets 8.
[21:14]
<Paul> lol bolt wearing infidel armor now that is a site to see
[21:14]
<Corine> (need to break out the needles and grass lol)
[21:14]
* Bolt chooses the least damaged suit and stows it away in his pack
[21:14]
* Ajantis picks up one set of chainmail, a mace, and a cloak
[21:14]
* Tyrion adopts Dux's wise plan and alters his appearance to that of a
Aclandian
[21:14]
<Toymaker> Dux: Only to close
family do you not look like an aclander
[21:15]
* Bolt checks out the leaders mace also.
(Anything special? is it beter
than mine?)
[21:15]
<Ghorig> "Siln."
[21:15]
<Toymaker> Siln: "I had to, Corine was trying to berate me with her
healing, I don't need help from an elf, I'll do it mayself!"
[21:15]
<Dux> Anyone else good with disguises?
I think I want to have a look around that city.
[21:16]
<Toymaker> Bolt: Looks exactly
the same...A resturant quality mace
[21:16]
<Ghorig> "I lose respect for you."
[21:16]
<Bolt> (Thanks. I'll take it.)
[21:16]
<Ghorig> "You heal enemy orc but hurt harmless horse?"
[21:17]
<Toymaker> Siln looks at ghorig dumbly: "No I heal a harmless golbin
and attack an enemy horse."
[21:17]
<Ghorig> "(goblin, excuse me)
[21:17]
<Tyrion> Dux: I am
[21:17]
* Ajantis looks aroun for a suitable mount.... (horse)
[21:17]
<Toymaker> Aj: you find one
[21:17]
<Ajantis> any suitable horses not yet dead or seriously maimed?
[21:17]
<Bolt> ghorig: "Well, you
have something for lunch now."
[21:17]
<Ajantis> ok
[21:17]
<Ghorig> "Horse is no enemy.
horse CARRIES enemy. Horse is
lunch.
[21:17]
<Ghorig> horse is no enemy."
[21:17]
<Toymaker> you also have the 2 horses from your carriage
[21:18]
* Ajantis "talks" to the horse calmly
[21:18]
<Dux> Good Idea Aj whoever is going to the city will need to be
mounted. Ty I suggest we find a couple
of suitable mounts
[21:18]
<Ghorig> "live and let live.
kill without mercy when you need to."
[21:18]
<Tyrion> Dux: Excellent idea.
[21:18]
<Ghorig> "Goblin want us dead, you heal."
[21:18]
<Ghorig> "Horse want to go home, you break leg."
[21:18]
* Tyrion looks around for a good horse
[21:19]
<Ghorig> "you make no sense, girl."
[21:19]
<Ajantis> (slap her one)
[21:19]
* Dux looks around for an Acland horse to complete his disguise.
[21:19]
<Ghorig> "pick a belief then stick with it."
[21:19]
<Bolt> Ghorig: "She
obviously didn't want you to go hungry."
[21:19]
<Ghorig> "me, i'll kill and eat and live."
[21:19]
<Toymaker> Siln shrugs at ghorig, "Oh well, big guy, I guess you've
never been beaten up by a horse."
She turns and walks away.
[21:19]
* Ghorig laughs heartily
[21:19]
<Paul> Squirrel: looks at you
strangely then runs up tree with acorn
[21:20]
<Ghorig> "no horse has ever beat me!"
[21:20]
<Toymaker> (Paul: they're in the plains)
[21:20]
* Ajantis gets annoyed with squirrel....
[21:20]
<Bolt> (no trees here)
[21:20]
* Tyrion looks at Siln and says "Its a good strategical move against a
mounted enemy."
[21:20]
<Toymaker> Siln ignores him
[21:20]
<Paul> (so I'm in kansas and we have squirrels)
[21:20]
<Tyrion> Ok, so who is going into the city?
[21:20]
<Ajantis> and runs after the squirrel as it runs off into the plains....
[21:20]
<Paul> (kansas is plains if you didn't know
[21:20]
<Paul> )
[21:20]
<Ghorig> Girl, need me to protect you from evil ponies forever?"
[21:20]
<Dux> me
[21:20]
<Bolt> (I thought Kansas was a band)
[21:21]
<Toymaker> SIln ignores him
[21:21]
<Dux> going into the city that is
[21:21]
<Ajantis> but decidfes to give up
[21:21]
<Paul> (Kansas is a State)
[21:21]
<Bolt> (j/k)
[21:21]
<Toymaker> ty Dux anyone else going into the city
[21:21]
<Toymaker> ?
[21:21]
* Ajantis donnes his Aclander disguise
[21:21]
<Toymaker> Siln says to Tyrion, "Thanks but your disguise isn't very
good."
[21:21]
<Ghorig> "if horses too dangerous girl, maybe you stay here?"
[21:22]
<Bolt> "I would only endanger everyone else if I went into the
town. I'll stay out."
[21:22]
<Tyrion> Siln: If you think you can do better give it a shot
[21:22]
* Corine laughs at Siln
[21:22]
<Toymaker> Siln ignores Ghorig and says: "I'll help." trying to spruce up the disguise
[21:23]
<Dux> Toy: how's Tyrion's disguise look?
[21:23]
<Ajantis> how does mine look :P
[21:23]
<Toymaker> Dux: After SIln fixes it its ok, she makes sure everything is
the same way it was on the Aclanders
[21:24]
* Tyrion curses his old Guild for their bad disguise-teaching ability
[21:24]
<Tyrion> Let's go. We'll own this town by midnight.
[21:24]
* Tyrion climbs on to a horse
[21:24]
<Toymaker> Siln doesn't think she should enter, since nothing will fit
her
[21:25]
<Toymaker> She helps AJs disguise
[21:25]
<Bolt> DM: are there any mountains or any kind of cover around here where
I may wait for the others .
[21:25]
<Dux> Ok gang would it be worthwhile to take ghorig and pretend he is our
prisoner?
[21:25]
<Ajantis> not really...
[21:25]
<Toymaker> Bolt: No, you could
move the carriage away some
[21:25]
* Ghorig growls at Dux
[21:26]
<Bolt> "What exactly do you wish to accomplish in the city?"
[21:26]
<Tyrion> Dux: I don't think Ghorig would appreciate the insult to his
honor....
[21:26]
<Dux> recon
[21:26]
<Dux> Find out where to find the Tri-keen
[21:26]
<Bolt> DM: anything within sight?
[21:26]
* Ghorig states, "i will not be bound by any creature."
[21:26]
<Tyrion> Bolt: Same thing we always wish to accomplish - make ourselves a
little richer of course
[21:26]
<Dux> alright forget that silly plan
[21:26]
<Bolt> "They probably wont be in the city
[21:27]
<Toymaker> Bolt: No, but the
carriage is small that they won't be able to see you if you back it up some
[21:27]
<Ajantis> i need some more arrows...
[21:27]
<Dux> true but someone in the city might know where they are
[21:27]
* Ajantis needs to look for a weapon shop or something of the like
[21:27]
<Ghorig> "then go ask, Dux."
[21:27]
<Ghorig> "We'll wait."
[21:27]
<Ghorig> lol
[21:27]
<Toymaker> Siln: "I'll be
your prisoner, I am an enemy priest!"
[21:27]
<Tyrion> Hey - when we get to the city we'll tell the ppl at the gate
that a band of Thri-keen attacked and killed some of our people, then they'll
go after the Thri-keen and we'll follow them and there we are.
[21:28]
* Bolt backs the carriage into the tall grass and hides it as best he can
[21:28]
<Dux> Hmmm... Not a bad idea Siln
[21:28]
<Ajantis> :)
[21:28]
<Ghorig> Grah.
[21:28]
<Bolt> (Actually about a mile back
[21:28]
<Toymaker> She smiles happily at Ghorig
[21:28]
<Dux> Actually I like Tyrion's plan better plus it will seem believable
with holes in our garments
[21:29]
* Ajantis hops up on the horse and awaits the others to enter the city with him
[21:29]
<Tyrion> We could still take Siln along as a prisoner I suppose. the two plans are compatible
[21:29]
<Dux> Sure. Let's mount up.
[21:29]
* Dux mounts his horse
[21:29]
<Ghorig> "ow about we make war with the city, cut off their supply
lines, wait for the city to die, burn it down,
[21:29]
<Bolt> (Does Siln like the idea of being tied up by Ty? I wonder...)
[21:29]
<Ghorig> then make a base of operations in order to send recon scouts to
scour the countryside..."
[21:29]
<Ghorig> nah, nevermind.
[21:30]
<Tyrion> Ghor: That's a good one too. We could catapult disease ridden
bodies into the cities water supply.
All we need are a few thing.s....
[21:30]
<Dux> Ghorig, that's a great plan.
You should get started.
[21:30]
<Tyrion> To the city!
[21:30]
<Toymaker> Siln never knew Ghorig was smart!
[21:30]
<Bolt> (An enormous wooden rabbit)
[21:30]
* Tyrion raises his sword and spurs his horse
[21:30]
* Dux rides to the city
[21:30]
<Ghorig> (i'm only slightly less intelligent than most, just incredibly
foolish!)
[21:30]
<Ajantis> ghorig... you prepare your plan dand when we see the bodies
raining the streets we'll come out
[21:30]
<Bolt> (Everyone but me is going to the city?)
[21:30]
<Ajantis> :P
[21:31]
<Tyrion> (yes and now Bolt, Dux and I leap OUT of the rabbit...er...)
[21:31]
<Ghorig> "Yes, coward."
[21:31]
<Dux> Ghorig is coming?
[21:31]
<Ghorig> "Even the girl - whose afraid of horse's might."
[21:31]
<Toymaker> Siln doesn't think so.
She looks to dee what Corine is doing.
[21:31]
<Ghorig> "Can you stop me?"
[21:31]
<Ghorig> LOL
[21:31]
<Ajantis> who's going in now?
[21:31]
<Tyrion> I think Dux, Aj, and I are going into the city yes?
[21:32]
<Bolt> "Whatever you dont want to carry into the city, I suggest you
leave it with me. Any incriminating
items, etc."
[21:32]
<Toymaker> Siln giggles and says, "Killer Horses, when will he
learn" in a barely audible tone
[21:32]
<Corine> (lol)
[21:32]
<Dux> Nope, but I bet my horse can out distance yours which has to haul
your lard around 8^)
[21:32]
<Ghorig> "Look, we go in, ask where the creatures are, then
leave. if dey have problem, we kill
'em, ok?"
[21:32]
* Tyrion starts riding towards the city, letting whoever will follow do so
[21:32]
* Corine is talkin' to Dux
[21:32]
* Ajantis follows ty
[21:33]
<Toymaker> Siln follows on foot since she can't ride a horse
[21:33]
* Ghorig goes to teh front gate of the city
[21:33]
<Toymaker> About 3 miles in front of the city The party is hailed
[21:33]
* Tyrion watches Ghorig
[21:33]
<Paul> City Guard: Hold where u
are
[21:34]
* Dux halts
[21:34]
* Tyrion stops his horse
[21:34]
* Ghorig growls almost inaudibly
[21:34]
<Paul> City Guard: What business
do you have here
[21:34]
* Corine WAS talkin' to Dux lol)
[21:34]
<Toymaker> They have some sort of voice louder maker thingee
[21:34]
* Ghorig yells, "Wher are the..."
[21:34]
<Ghorig> "Uhh....the Tri-kemp."
[21:34]
<Ghorig> "The uhh, Ty, what are they?"
[21:34]
<Tyrion> Our business is our own. We've been attacked recently.
[21:34]
* Ajantis heads deeper into the cowl of the cloak...
[21:34]
<Paul> City Guard: The Tri-kemp
[21:35]
* Tyrion whispers Thri-Kenn to Ghorig
[21:35]
<Ghorig> "yeah, we lookin for the varmints."
[21:35]
* Tyrion says I mean KEEN
[21:35]
<Paul> City Guard: Attacked by
whom
[21:35]
<Ghorig> "Thri-keen
[21:35]
<Ghorig> where are they?"
[21:35]
<Tyrion> Attacked by a horde of Thri-Keen.
[21:35]
<Ajantis> (thought it was tri keen)
[21:35]
<Paul> City Guard: Stay there we will come out to you
[21:35]
<Dux> (did too)
[21:35]
<Corine> (nope it's Thri keen)
[21:35]
<Ghorig> "We want to hunt them down. where are they?"
[21:36]
<Paul> Several city guard hurry toward your location
[21:36]
<Dux> Ghorig can you put the axes behind your back?
[21:36]
* Ghorig steps in front of the horses and stops in front of him
[21:36]
<Toymaker> lead by a high priest
[21:36]
* Ghorig puts his axes away
[21:36]
* Dux rides out to meet with them
[21:36]
<Toymaker> He is standing behind a garrison of 16 men and is not armed
[21:36]
<Paul> High Priest: Are your
people hurt? Take me to the location of
the wounded.
[21:37]
* Ghorig says to the high priest
[21:37]
<Tyrion> They've been taken. The Thri-Keen are known to eat their victims
[21:37]
<Paul> (Toymaker what is the name of the sun god)
[21:37]
<Toymaker> One of the guards is chewing on a wooden stick and looking
over the party angrily
[21:37]
<Ghorig> "We not badly hurt.
we just need to know where the thri-keen are."
[21:37]
<Toymaker> Gen
[21:37]
<Ajantis> gen
[21:38]
* Dux guesses he didn't ride out to meet them
8^)
[21:38]
<Paul> High Priest: Thri-keen
attacked you? What that is very strange
to happen so close to the city with the scouting partys around
[21:38]
<Ghorig> "Yep. You know
where they are?"
[21:38]
<Tyrion> Perhaps their usual food supply is scarce and they are getting
desperate . We weren't expecting them so close either
[21:38]
<Dux> We were escorting prisoners from the south when we were attacked.
[21:38]
<Ghorig> "We make sure they never attack again."
[21:39]
<Toymaker> The stick guard says: "Tri-keen aren't around here,
somethings wrong...."
[21:39]
<Ghorig> "Where are they?"
[21:39]
* Ghorig looks at guard
[21:39]
<Paul> High Priest: Why were you
bringing prisoners here? You people are
not locals.
[21:39]
<Ghorig> "of course they are, look at us."
[21:39]
* Tyrion looks at the guard and says "Well, I lost two of my best men, so
I assure you they are around. I say we go get them"
[21:39]
<Dux> What do you think would bring them this close then?
[21:39]
<Ghorig> "Where are they at?"
[21:40]
<Tyrion> Priest: No - but we wish to settle in this area. We caught the
prisoners purely by chance. And we always do what we can for Gen
[21:40]
<Toymaker> The guard looks through the party,,,,,
[21:40]
<Dux> We were sent on a rather delicate mission some time ago.
[21:40]
<Paul> High Priest: If there were
Tri-keen around the patrols would of stopped them.
[21:40]
<Ghorig> "They missed. you
know where more are?"
[21:40]
<Tyrion> Priest: If you havent seen them yet you will - perhaps we
encountered an advance team - scouts of some sort
[21:40]
<Paul> High Priest: You know
hothing of Gen you infidel.
[21:40]
<Dux> We were beyond the range of the patrols when were attacked.
[21:41]
<Toymaker> AngryGuard: "Not
all of 'em even have the robes! They
are messed up though, I think they might be converts.
[21:41]
<Paul> High Priest: I don't know
what you are trying to pull but you better stop lying to me.
[21:41]
<Tyrion> DM: how many are there?
Priest and who?
[21:41]
<Toymaker> 16 and priest
[21:41]
<Bolt> (uh oh!)
[21:41]
<Ajantis> (hmmm)
[21:41]
<Ajantis> (remember i want to get and buy stuff.....)
[21:42]
<Ajantis> (guess it's not gonna happen)
[21:42]
<Paul> High Priest: Do you wish
to change your story now because i know you are lying.
[21:42]
<Dux> Paul: who is he addressing?
[21:42]
<Paul> your group
[21:42]
<Toymaker> AngryGuard to High Priest:
"I belive 'em except the tri-keen part. Think some might be back?"
[21:42]
<Ghorig> "HEY (Priest). We only want to know in where more thri-keen
are."
[21:43]
* Tyrion says "I have no wish to speak any further to a blind man."
[21:43]
<Ghorig> "Nothing else is your business. We just want to know - then we leave."
[21:43]
<Paul> High Priest to Guard: I
don't know they seem strange and they don't beleive in gen. They should be watched.
[21:43]
<Toymaker> AngryGuard: "What are you saying to your superior?"
[21:43]
<Dux> High Priest: May I speak
with you alone for a moment?
[21:44]
<Toymaker> Angry to Tyrion:
"Give the high priest an apology!"
[21:44]
<Paul> High Priest: What is this
about that you can not speak to all.
[21:44]
<Dux> The rest of you please just stay calm.
[21:44]
<Corine> (go with your high cha LOL)
[21:44]
<Dux> A very delicate mission
[21:44]
<Dux> ( I'm counting on it!)
[21:45]
<Toymaker> Nonangry guard steps out of ranks and whispers something to
the high priest and leaves.
[21:45]
<Ghorig> "Where Are the Thri-Keen?!"
[21:45]
<Tyrion> (leaves, as in back to towne?)
[21:45]
<Toymaker> Ty: yes
[21:45]
<Tyrion> (great...)
[21:45]
<Toymaker> bathroom break
[21:45]
<Tyrion> (reinforcements?)
[21:45]
<Dux> (okay brb)
[21:45]
<Paul> High Priest to Ghorig:
What ever you are there are no Thri-Keen around here.
[21:46]
<Toymaker> Angry is waiting for the apology impatiently
[21:46]
<Paul> High Priest to Angry: It
is alright I don't care what an infidel thinks of me.
[21:46]
* Ajantis is standing impassively
[21:46]
* Tyrion doesn't say a word
[21:47]
<Toymaker> Angry is furious and says: "He disrespecting you? What is your order?"
[21:47]
<Ghorig> "Liars, we know there are."
[21:47]
* Ghorig turns to leave, one hand on a potion
[21:47]
<Dux> Tyrion can't you keep these new recruits under better control?!
[21:48]
<Paul> High Priest: I say we
leave the infidel out here and let them not come in to gen's city.
[21:48]
* Tyrion whispers to Ghorig "Looks like we may end this discussion with
swords"
[21:48]
* Dux winks at Tyrion where the aclanders can't see
[21:48]
<Ghorig> "Good, maybve we'll keep you fenced in and burn teh city
down!"
[21:48]
* Tyrion grins at Dux, but he's got a hand on the dagger under his cloak
[21:48]
<Toymaker> Angry is itching for a fight and says:
[21:48]
<Dux> Ghorig, That's enough!
[21:49]
<Toymaker> "DID YOU HEAR HIM?
ARE YOU DEAF, SIR?"
[21:49]
<Paul> High Priest: What are you
talking about burning the city. Are you
going to burn it with your Thri-keen.
He then laughs "Hahaha"
[21:49]
* Tyrion looks at the priest and says "I wouldn't take such insolence from
those under my command" indicating the angry guard
[21:49]
* Ghorig drinks a potion
[21:50]
<Ghorig> nest round, walk up, say "Hey."
[21:50]
<Paul> High Priest: Waves guard
to leave him alone.
[21:50]
<Corine> (and he falls again lol)
[21:50]
* Dux smiles knowing Tyrion is good at this deception thing.
[21:50]
<Ghorig> get right up to him and then destroy him
[21:50]
<Tyrion> (Ghor: who the guard or priest?)
[21:50]
<Ghorig> priest
[21:50]
<Paul> High Priest: Hey don't
come any closer.
[21:50]
<Ghorig> try to surprise him
[21:50]
<Toymaker> He has 15 guys in between
[21:51]
<Ghorig> oh
[21:51]
<Tyrion> (Ghor: I can hit him from here though)
[21:51]
<Ghorig> then take out the first 15
[21:51]
<Paul> High Priest: If you come
closer we will subdue you.
[21:51]
* Ghorig ATTACKS!
[21:51]
<Dux> (Ghor: lets try to salvage this)
[21:51]
<Ghorig> d10
[21:51]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets
4.
[21:51]
* Dux sighs heavily
[21:51]
<Paul> (Toy i need stats for the priest)
[21:51]
<Ajantis> (too late)
[21:51]
* Ajantis decides to help ghorigs sorry ass
[21:51]
* Tyrion rises slightly and throws a well-balanced dagger at the chest of the
high-priest
[21:52]
<Tyrion> d10
[21:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets
9.
[21:52]
* Ajantis leaps backwards.... drawing his bow at the same time
[21:52]
<Ajantis> d10
[21:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets
9.
[21:52]
<Tyrion> (I really do hate Dolph)
[21:52]
<Ghorig> attack the angry guy
[21:52]
<Ajantis> (i liked him before...)
[21:52]
<Paul> 1d10
[21:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Paul (1d10) and gets 1.
[21:52]
<Toymaker> d10
[21:52]
* Ajantis fires into the crowd
[21:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d10) and gets
8.
[21:52]
<Corine> (OH NO LOL )
[21:52]
<Ghorig> (that ain't right, lol)
[21:52]
<Paul> (hehe the priest goes first)
[21:52]
* Dux hops off the horse and heads to the back of the scuffle bring out his
bow.
[21:52]
<Dux> d10
[21:52]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 5.
[21:53]
<Paul> (hmm what should he cast)
[21:53]
<Toymaker> Ghor: SS vs. spells?
[21:53]
<Tyrion> (now wait - dont we get surprise here...I mean they werent ready
for this.
[21:53]
<Paul> Yes i was
[21:53]
* Dux fires at the priest
[21:53]
<Toymaker> (Ty: neither were you,
Ghorig just attacked)
[21:53]
<Paul> High Priest: Casts
entangle
[21:53]
<Ghorig> so i get surprise?
[21:53]
<Toymaker> Paul: wrong spell
[21:54]
<Paul> Why
[21:54]
<Toymaker> read dm room
[21:54]
<Tyrion> (DM: not so, I knew he was going to attack for quite some time.I
was waiting for it)
[21:54]
* Ajantis attempts a "hosing" technique firing arrows into the
crow.d... not really hard to miss that way :)
[21:54]
<Paul> I'm in the room
[21:54]
<Paul> but i don't see you
[21:54]
<Toymaker> Ty: so were most of
them. angry esp.
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<Toymaker> You were making threats back and forth
[21:54]
<Ajantis> heya prod!
[21:55]
<Toymaker> Ghor is the firestarter, so he goes first
[21:55]
<Bolt> (Toy's bieng fair. Just
fight it out)
[21:55]
-> *Paul* You migh have typed the channel name wrong
[21:55]
<Ghorig> how many attacks?
[21:55]
<Prod> hello
[21:55]
<Prod> ajantis do i know you
[21:55]
<Ajantis> (hmmm who said for ghor to stay behind... (i think it was
me....))
[21:55]
<Toymaker> 15, but they aren't ready
[21:56]
<Ajantis> prolly not prod
[21:56]
<Ghorig> how many attacks?
[21:56]
<Ajantis> :P
[21:56]
<Dux> (No definitely me when I knew he wouldn't be a prisoner)
[21:56]
* Ajantis is always ready for battle :P
[21:56]
<Prod> hehe
[21:56]
<Prod> well ajantis
[21:56]
<Prod> i can kill u if i wanted to
[21:57]
<Ajantis> (go ahead)
[21:57]
*** Prod was kicked by Toymaker (Play nice or play with yourself, eh?)
[21:57]
<Bolt> thank you Toy
[21:57]
<Ghorig> lol
[21:57]
<Corine> =oX
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<Prod> ah
[21:57]
<Prod> comeon
[21:57]
<Prod> gurr
[21:57]
<Bolt> BANNISH!
[21:57]
<Corine> we're playing a game
[21:57]
<Corine> go bye bye
[21:57]
<Ajantis> :)
[21:57]
*** Toymaker sets mode: +b *!*@210.56.18.226
[21:57]
*** Prod was kicked by Toymaker (I like everyone who plays here. Too bad I
don't like you.)
[21:58]
<Corine> lol
[21:58]
<Ajantis> (love those messages)
[21:58]
<Dux> (hehe)
[21:58]
<Tyrion> (is the priest dead yet?)
[21:58]
<Toymaker> premade for convenience
[21:58]
<Tyrion> lol
[21:58]
<Ajantis> now... back to the game
[21:58]
<Ghorig> how many attacks?
[21:58]
<Toymaker> 4
[21:58]
<Ghorig> remember, i've been sober forover a month now..
[21:58]
<Ghorig> lol
[21:58]
<Ghorig> 2 d20+6
[21:58]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+6) and
gets 12 13.
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<Ghorig> 2 d20+4
[21:58]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+4) and
gets 16 21.
[21:59]
<Prod> bah
[21:59]
<Prod> damnit toymaker
[21:59]
<Prod> can u remove my ban
[21:59]
<Prod> ty in advance
[21:59]
<Prod> hello again ajantis
[21:59]
<Prod> :p
[21:59]
<Ajantis> yes hello
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[21:59]
<Paul> prod please leave we are playing a game and were having fun till
you came
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*** Toymaker sets mode: +b Prod!*asdfffdsa@24.215.17.146
[22:00]
*** Prod was kicked by Toymaker (How do you stutter with a keyboard?)
[22:00]
<Ghorig> lol
[22:00]
<Ajantis> (ahhh....)
[22:00]
<Toymaker> wrong msg =(
[22:00]
<Ajantis> (oh well)
[22:00]
<Corine> =oX
[22:00]
<Corine> lol
[22:00]
<Toymaker> how many proxies does he have?
[22:00]
<Ajantis> seems a lot...
[22:00]
<Toymaker> we'll see I guess
[22:00]
<Tyrion> we'll probably find out
[22:00]
<Ajantis> must be a professional dickhead
[22:00]
<Toymaker> haha
[22:00]
<Ghorig> (language)
[22:01]
<Toymaker> tru
[22:01]
<Tyrion> ok lets go
[22:01]
<Ajantis> (sorry but it's true)
[22:01]
<Ghorig> lol, i believe you
[22:01]
<Toymaker> Ghor: attacks
[22:01]
<Bolt> (That language is appropriate there)
[22:01]
<Ajantis> (didn't hit that well ghor)
[22:01]
<Ajantis> (didn't hit that well ghor)
[22:01]
<Ajantis> (didn't hit that well ghor)
[22:01]
<Ajantis> f
[22:01]
<Toymaker> 2
[22:01]
<Toymaker> hits
[22:01]
<Ghorig> 2 d8+10
[22:01]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d8+10) and
gets 15 16.
[22:02]
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<Ajantis> hmmm]
[22:02]
<Ajantis> buggered
[22:02]
<Toymaker> You injure two of them badly, but you think that your drug was
pretty had, you feel funny
[22:02]
*** Toymaker sets mode: +o LordDolph
[22:02]
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o LordDolph
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-> *chanserv* access #GuinessEmpire add LordDolph 10
[22:02]
-ChanServ- Access level for [1]LordDolph[1]
on [1]#GuinessEmpire[1]
changed to [1]10[1].
[22:02]
*** Toymaker sets mode: +o LordDolph
[22:02]
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o LordDolph
[22:02]
<Ajantis> (lol)
[22:02]
<Bolt> (Bad trip?)
[22:03]
<Ghorig> lol, toy and chanserv are having a fight
[22:03]
*** Toymaker sets mode: +o LordDolph
[22:03]
<Toymaker> Just in case someone starts nuking, more ops is better
[22:04]
<Paul> (Best part of episode 1 is taking place now)
[22:04]
<Ajantis> make us all ops :P
[22:04]
<Toymaker> GOOD IDEA, but unless all your nicks are registered =p
[22:04]
<Ghorig> lol
[22:04]
<Tyrion> er...the battle?
[22:04]
<Toymaker> Sorry
[22:04]
<Tyrion> lol
[22:04]
<Paul> ya
[22:04]
<Toymaker> Ghoig SS vs spells?
[22:06]
<Ghorig> 16
[22:06]
<Ghorig> (need i roll it?)
[22:06]
<Toymaker> go head
[22:06]
<Ghorig> pls pls pls
[22:06]
<Ghorig> d20
[22:06]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20) and gets
12.
[22:06]
<Ghorig> <sigh>
[22:06]
<Toymaker> Ghorig: Your eyes
stop working
[22:07]
<Ajantis> thrash around wildly
[22:07]
<Ghorig> (yeah that's ok, i'll just hit everyone in front of me
[22:07]
<Ghorig> )
[22:07]
<Toymaker> a couple of the guards try to take advantage of ghorigs
disability
[22:08]
<Toymaker> 2 d20
[22:08]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and
gets 6 20.
[22:08]
<Ajantis> ouchy...
[22:08]
<Bolt> (Ghor: Go
"Death-Blossom!)
[22:08]
<Toymaker> one clocking him hard
[22:08]
<Toymaker> d6+2
[22:08]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d6+2) and
gets 5.
[22:08]
<Toymaker> for 10
[22:08]
<Ajantis> a minor wound fopr ghorig
[22:09]
<Toymaker> two more fall back for priest protection
[22:09]
<Toymaker> Ty: your up
[22:10]
<Tyrion> ok well my dagger is headed towards the priests chest as
earlier...
[22:10]
<Tyrion> d20+4
[22:10]
* LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d20+4) and gets
10.
[22:10]
<Tyrion> grr
[22:10]
<Toymaker> Ty misses his throw and the dagger fallls harmlessly behind
the man
[22:11]
<Ajantis> (awww come on.. it's gotta hit someone! there's so many people
around)
[22:12]
<Ajantis> who's next?
[22:12]
<Ghorig> at least you can see
[22:12]
<Toymaker> Ghor is up
[22:12]
<Ghorig> ok, attack everyone in front of me
[22:12]
<Ghorig> how many attacks do i get?
[22:12]
*** LordDolph is now known as bot_
[22:13]
<Toymaker> normal
[22:13]
<Dux> (I feel luckier already 8^)
[22:13]
<Ghorig> 4 right?
[22:13]
<Ghorig> 2ns round?
[22:13]
<Ghorig> 2nd round?
[22:13]
*** bot_ is now known as We_luv_Ty
[22:13]
<Toymaker> yep
[22:13]
<Corine> (LOL)
[22:13]
<Ajantis> (lol)
[22:13]
<Bolt> lol
[22:13]
<Ghorig> 2 d20+6
[22:13]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+6) and
gets 24 22.
[22:13]
<Ghorig> 2 d20+4
[22:13]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+4) and
gets 22 18.
[22:13]
<Toymaker> 4 hits
[22:13]
<Bolt> (That ought to do it!)
[22:14]
<Ajantis> (iusn't it minus caus blinded?)
[22:14]
<Ghorig> (that's it - blind me i get tougher, lol)
[22:14]
<Ghorig> Aj, wo's side you on?
[22:14]
<Ajantis> (-4 or something?)
[22:14]
<Ghorig> who
[22:14]
<Toymaker> One of them hits Siln though
[22:14]
<Ajantis> (i'm just wondering...)
[22:14]
<Bolt> lol
[22:14]
<Toymaker> (stupid meleeing 1/2lings)
[22:14]
<Ghorig> i hope she lives
[22:14]
<Ghorig> 4 d8+10
[22:14]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (4 d8+10) and
gets 13 15 12 13.
[22:15]
<Corine> (Corine doesn't after her last healing attempt lol)
[22:15]
<Toymaker> You finsh off two, hurt another and hurt SIln who tries her
best not to scream
[22:16]
<Toymaker> The guards go to overbear SIln and ghorig
[22:17]
<Toymaker> 3 d20
[22:17]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (3 d20) and
gets 9 9 15.
[22:17]
<Toymaker> 2 d20
[22:17]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and
gets 1 9.
[22:17]
<Toymaker> ghor: roll str
[22:17]
<Toymaker> d20
[22:17]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
20.
[22:17]
<Ghorig> d20
[22:17]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20) and gets
19.
[22:17]
<Ajantis> ouch
[22:17]
<Ghorig> made it
[22:18]
<Toymaker> Siln is taken to the floor, but ghor holds on barely
[22:18]
<Toymaker> Archers are up
[22:18]
<Toymaker> and Corine
[22:18]
<Ghorig> attack me, i have a human shield or 5
[22:18]
<Ajantis> tell me when it's me
[22:19]
<Paul> High Priest: Yells to
archers "Kill the infidel"
[22:19]
<Toymaker> Whichever, you or Dux
[22:19]
<Ghorig> (that's me, lol)
[22:19]
<Ajantis> go dux
[22:19]
<Dux> two at the priest from the back of the melee
[22:19]
<Dux> 2 d20+4
[22:19]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d20+4) and gets
17 15.
[22:20]
<Toymaker> Both land in the priest
[22:20]
<Tyrion> (wohooo)
[22:20]
<Dux> 2 d8
[22:20]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d8) and gets 8
7.
[22:20]
<Dux> (love this new bot 8^)
[22:20]
<Toymaker> He is hurt and bleeds sum
[22:20]
<Corine> (i thought I wasn't with them?)
[22:21]
<Toymaker> Cor: stayed with Bolt?
[22:21]
<Corine> (i think i'm lost lol )
[22:21]
<Ajantis> lol cor
[22:21]
<Corine> I assumed i was ...
[22:21]
<Corine> sorry
[22:21]
<Toymaker> Aj: your up
[22:22]
* Ajantis attempts his "hosing" technique
[22:22]
<Ajantis> :)
[22:22]
<Bolt> That's it! Cor: start
dir-robing. the guards will stop
fighting!
[22:22]
<Ajantis> fire into the crowd :P
[22:22]
<Corine> =oX
[22:22]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[22:22]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 10 23 18.
[22:22]
<Toymaker> 2 hits
[22:22]
<Ajantis> 2 d8+3
[22:22]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (2 d8+3) and
gets 4 8.
[22:22]
<Ajantis> pah
[22:23]
* Ajantis is still getting away from the melee... (on horse)
[22:23]
<Toymaker> A few of the guards start to leave with Siln
[22:23]
<Toymaker> a few stay and beat Ghor
[22:24]
<Toymaker> 3 d20
[22:24]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (3 d20) and
gets 8 5 6.
[22:24]
<Toymaker> all missing a blind man =)
[22:24]
<Ghorig> LOL - Gen must be with me
[22:24]
* Dux hides in the tall grass.
[22:24]
<Ghorig> how many left?
[22:25]
<Dux> A blind man whirling around with two large axes 8^)
[22:25]
<Ghorig> (not that i can see)
[22:25]
<Toymaker> New round is going to start.
A number of guards have been hit, to are down and the priest has also
been hit
[22:25]
<Ghorig> d10
[22:25]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets
4.
[22:25]
<Tyrion> d10
[22:25]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets
7.
[22:25]
<Toymaker> Ghor: you feel a
little better, your hit wasn't that bad
[22:25]
<Ajantis> d10
[22:25]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets
1.
[22:25]
<Dux> d10
[22:25]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 10.
[22:25]
<Ghorig> whew
[22:25]
<Dux> Doh!
[22:25]
<Ghorig> can i make a wis check after this to get rid of these?
[22:25]
<Ajantis> (oh joy)
[22:26]
<Ghorig> i'd love to, Ghorig ain't so wise...
[22:26]
<Ajantis> (guess i got a little organised)
[22:26]
<Toymaker> Ghor: the more you do it, the harder to quit
[22:27]
<Tyrion> ok whos up
[22:27]
<Ghorig> i know...
[22:27]
<Ghorig> <sigh>
[22:28]
<Toymaker> One guard takes a knife to Siln throat with a couple of
cowardly friends and threatens bad things
[22:28]
<Toymaker> AJ is first by a lot
[22:28]
<Ajantis> hehe
[22:28]
<Ajantis> fire again in the crowd
[22:28]
<Toymaker> go for it
[22:28]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[22:28]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 16 7 18.
[22:28]
<Bolt> (I'm miles away, right?)
[22:28]
<Toymaker> 2 hits
[22:29]
<Toymaker> Bolt: yes
[22:29]
* Ghorig keeps raging bloody epithets and hacking people to bits
[22:29]
<Toymaker> literally
[22:29]
<Ajantis> ohh man
[22:29]
<Bolt> (=\)
[22:29]
<Ajantis> 2 d8+3
[22:29]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (2 d8+3) and
gets 8 10.
[22:29]
* Corine is with bolt
[22:29]
<Toymaker> One person in the crowd falls and another feels quite bad
[22:29]
<Ghorig> so how many are up?
[22:30]
<Toymaker> 12, but three are non-combatants
[22:30]
<Dux> Toy: Is the group with Siln still moving or are they stopped?
[22:30]
<Toymaker> they are threatening to kill Siln if you don't desist, etc.
[22:30]
<Toymaker> Dux, yep three of them
[22:30]
<Ajantis> hmmm tough decision....
[22:30]
<Ajantis> (let siln live... give up.... or let her die and fight....)
[22:31]
<Dux> Toy: the three are moving towards the city I assume.
[22:31]
<Tyrion> (by desist they mean turn ourselves over - then we all die. no
thanks)
[22:31]
<Toymaker> Dux: They've stopped
for now to threaten
[22:31]
<Tyrion> (when is Ty up?)
[22:31]
<Tyrion> :)
[22:32]
<Toymaker> 3 d20
[22:32]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (3 d20) and
gets 13 4 14.
[22:32]
<Ghorig> i'm too busy Raging to stop
[22:32]
* Tyrion answers with a dagger aimed at the throat of the priest
[22:32]
<Toymaker> Two of the people hit Ghor's blind self
[22:32]
<Toymaker> 2 d8+3
[22:32]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d8+3) and
gets 6 5.
[22:32]
<Ajantis> how many you got ty?
[22:32]
<Toymaker> oops
[22:32]
<Tyrion> (Aj: Daggers?)
[22:32]
<Toymaker> 2d8+3
[22:32]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2d8+3) and gets
11.
[22:32]
<Toymaker> oh well it came out the same, you take 11
[22:32]
<Tyrion> (AJ: three. well, two now, and one in a second :)
[22:33]
<Ajantis> (i got one in my boot )
[22:33]
<Toymaker> Ghor your turn to return the favor
[22:33]
<Ghorig> how many attacks?
[22:33]
<Dux> Toy: about how long would it take to stealthily move around behind
the priest and his guards? Would it
even be possible?
[22:33]
<Toymaker> normal
[22:34]
<Ghorig> d20+6
[22:34]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+6) and gets
20.
[22:34]
<Toymaker> Dux: If your sneaky
and if Ghor continues to distract its possible
[22:34]
<Ghorig> d20+4
[22:34]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+4) and gets
9.
[22:34]
<Toymaker> one hit
[22:34]
<Ghorig> d8+10
[22:34]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d8+10) and gets
11.
[22:34]
<Ghorig> dang..
[22:34]
<Paul> geeze this battle is taking for ever
[22:34]
<Ghorig> (the most powerful papercut in Guiness)
[22:35]
<Toymaker> Ghor floors one
[22:35]
<Ajantis> we'll get em
[22:35]
<Ghorig> 8 left standing
[22:35]
<Toymaker> Dux: Sneaking?
[22:35]
<Ajantis> (i'm starting to run outta arrowss,,,,)
[22:35]
<Dux> yep
[22:35]
<Paul> is priest still alive
[22:35]
<Toymaker> roll that crazy # for moving inshadows
[22:35]
<Dux> (aj: didn't you pick them up after the last battle?)
[22:36]
<Dux> d100
[22:36]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d100) and gets 85.
[22:36]
<Ajantis> (always do,.,,0
[22:36]
<Ajantis> (but they don't all survive so i take a random number each
time)
[22:36]
<Dux> doh!!!
[22:36]
<Toymaker> Ty: your up
[22:36]
<Tyrion> dagger---->priest
[22:36]
<Toymaker> gotcha
[22:36]
<Tyrion> d20+4
[22:36]
* We_luv_Ty slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d20+4) and gets
5.
[22:36]
<Tyrion> great
[22:36]
<Paul> spell----->Tyrion
[22:37]
<Toymaker> Your dagger is lost somewhere in the high grass
[22:37]
*** We_luv_Ty is now known as goodrolls
[22:37]
<Toymaker> Ty: SS vs. spells
[22:37]
<Ajantis> lol
[22:38]
<Bolt> (make it "Party benificial rolls"
[22:38]
<Tyrion> d20
[22:38]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d20) and gets
8.
[22:38]
<Ghorig> rut roh rorge
[22:38]
<Tyrion> made it
[22:38]
<Ghorig> bzuh?
[22:38]
<Tyrion> good thing the dice rolls low on that
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<Ajantis> (davem8 friend watching... be not alarmed)
[22:39]
<Ajantis> :)
[22:39]
<Toymaker> the guards holding siln decide to stab her in a non0vital
place, but she refuses to scream instead yelling vile halfling curses
[22:41]
<Toymaker> One last guard fights back at Ghorig, trying to fell the big
oak
[22:41]
<Toymaker> d20
[22:41]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
3.
[22:41]
<Toymaker> failin
[22:41]
<Toymaker> new round, actions?
[22:41]
<Ajantis> attack again :)
[22:42]
* Dux is still sneaking up behind the priest unless it is obvious he will be
seen
[22:43]
<Corine> Ghorig keeps Raging
[22:43]
<Toymaker> Ty?
[22:43]
<Corine> (Lelia's taken over my keyboard, the brat)
[22:43]
<Ghorig> Corine still with Bolt
[22:43]
*** Corine is now known as RealGhori
[22:43]
<Ajantis> (lol you guys)
[22:43]
*** RealGhori is now known as Ghorig1
[22:43]
* Tyrion decides he might as well throw his last dagger at the blasted priest
[22:44]
<Toymaker> ok inis
[22:44]
<Ajantis> d10
[22:44]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets
10.
[22:44]
<Tyrion> d10
[22:44]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets
2.
[22:44]
<Ajantis> omg...
[22:44]
<Ajantis> (even now ty?)
[22:44]
*** Ghorig is now known as Corine
[22:44]
<Ghorig1> mick Ghorig
[22:44]
<Dux> d10
[22:44]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 7.
[22:44]
*** Ghorig1 is now known as Ghorig
[22:44]
<Tyrion> (AJ: whynot?)
[22:44]
*** Corine is now known as Corine1
[22:45]
<Ajantis> who's up?
[22:45]
<Toymaker> Ghor ini?
[22:45]
<Toymaker> whover ghow is
[22:45]
<Ajantis> (lol)
[22:46]
<Ghorig> d10
[22:46]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets
10.
[22:46]
<Ghorig> sheesh
[22:46]
<Toymaker> Ty goes first
[22:46]
<Tyrion> d20+4
[22:46]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d20+4) and gets
5.
[22:46]
<Ghorig> good rolls? good bye!!
[22:46]
<Corine1> (lol)
[22:46]
<Ajantis> (lol ty)
[22:46]
<Tyrion> hey I'm clairvoyant
[22:46]
<Tyrion> I knew that would happen
[22:46]
<Ajantis> a crit miss too
[22:46]
<Tyrion> Aj: same as last time
[22:47]
<Dux> (That's just amazing!)
[22:47]
<Tyrion> (Dux: I'm defying the laws of probability single-handedly)
[22:47]
<Toymaker> Yet again ty looses his dagger, and he begins to think Toy
should reprogram his script
[22:47]
<Ajantis> (ty you need to get a better god)
[22:47]
<Tyrion> (AJ: got one handy?)
[22:47]
<Ajantis> hmmm sorry....
[22:47]
<Bolt> (I do)
[22:47]
* Ajantis doesn't believe in religion
[22:47]
<Tyrion> I have a d20 right here on my desk. Maybe I should use that...
[22:48]
<Tyrion> (Bolt: hmm. too "good" I think.
[22:48]
<Ajantis> mabye tyu
[22:48]
<Bolt> (You want a god to suit YOUR purposes, thats your problem)
[22:49]
<Toymaker> The guards yell that the halfing will be sacrificed for Gen if
there isn't some desisting
[22:49]
<Toymaker> They are backing away quickly
[22:49]
<Tyrion> (AJ: I just rolled a 1 with it... no kidding. GRRR) lol
[22:49]
<Ajantis> (lol ty)
[22:49]
<Toymaker> 2 d20
[22:49]
* goodrolls slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and
gets 4 2.
[22:49]
<Toymaker> Ghor hears maces from around him whiz by infectually
[22:50]
<Dux> (wow is that bot misnamed!)
[22:50]
*** goodrolls is now known as firedbot
[22:50]
<Bolt> d20
[22:50]
* firedbot slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Bolt (d20) and gets 1.
[22:50]
<Bolt> yes
[22:50]
<Dux> (lol)
[22:51]
<Ghorig> toy, would you rename it again please?
[22:51]
<Ajantis> turtle!
[22:51]
*** firedbot is now known as ok_ghor
[22:51]
<Dux> (rofl)
[22:51]
<Paul> ok_ghor should be paladine
[22:51]
<Toymaker> Dux you start to sneak, but someone spots you and calls you
out
[22:52]
* Dux calls back "I must speak with the priest! It is of utmost importance!"
[22:53]
* Dux yells "Do not harm the halfling cleric! She is meant for another!!"
[22:53]
<Toymaker> Ghor: A couple of guys
try to drag you down
[22:53]
<Tyrion> DM: What is the priest doing?
[22:54]
<Ghorig> destroy them
[22:54]
<Paul> picking his nose and twidling his thumbs
[22:54]
<Toymaker> Ty: Chanting again
[22:54]
<Toymaker> Paul: hush you
[22:54]
<Paul> same thing
[22:54]
<Toymaker> =p
[22:55]
<Toymaker> They are holding there ground and Siln gets stabbed in a more
vital spot and sounds sick
[22:55]
<Toymaker> Ghor is up
[22:55]
<Toymaker> Aj too
[22:55]
<Ghorig> 2 d20+6
[22:55]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+6) and gets
23 24.
[22:55]
<Ghorig> 2 d20+4
[22:55]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (2 d20+4) and gets
19 22.
[22:55]
<Toymaker> 2 hits
[22:56]
<Ghorig> cut myself a path towards Siln
[22:56]
<Tyrion> DM: How many are holding Siln
[22:56]
<Toymaker> 3
[22:56]
<Toymaker> Ghor: hard to hear eactly where she is
[22:56]
<Ghorig> they have a -6 AC ?
[22:56]
<Ghorig> 26 your style?
[22:56]
<Toymaker> nope
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[22:57]
<Ghorig> 19 +7 thaco doesn't hit?
[22:57]
* Tyrion dismounts
[22:57]
<Toymaker> Ghor: Your blind and
they know it and are trying the stay in too close and out of your range
[22:57]
<Ghorig> oh yeah
[22:58]
<Toymaker> Your the only meleer
[22:58]
<Ghorig> i forgot about the blind penalty
[22:58]
<Ghorig> my dault
[22:58]
<Ghorig> 3 d8+10
[22:58]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (3 d8+10) and gets
16 14 15.
[22:58]
<Toymaker> Ghor floors 2
[22:58]
<Paul> i've got to go
[22:58]
<Toymaker> even while blind the man has a puncj
[22:58]
<Toymaker> CYA PAUL!
[22:59]
<Dux> C'ya Paul
[22:59]
<Bolt> (see ya Paul!)
[22:59]
<Tyrion> bye Paul
[22:59]
<Paul> i'll email you tommorrow toy
[22:59]
<Paul> bye
[22:59]
<Toymaker> np
[22:59]
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[22:59]
<Toymaker> AJ: you up
[22:59]
<Ajantis> anyone in the way of siln captors?
[22:59]
<Toymaker> Aj: Siln?
[22:59]
<Toymaker> she is
[22:59]
<Toymaker> no one else really
[23:00]
<Ajantis> hmm ok... fire at them then
[23:00]
<Ajantis> see how we go...
[23:00]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[23:00]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 22 18 25.
[23:00]
<Ajantis> phew
[23:00]
<Toymaker> three hits, one happens to hit Siln
[23:00]
<Ajantis> hmmm
[23:00]
<Bolt> Doh!
[23:00]
<Ajantis> i thought only if a crit miss...
[23:01]
<Toymaker> (They had AC bonus for cover.
Siln was that cover
[23:01]
<Toymaker> )
[23:01]
<Toymaker> roll dmgs
[23:01]
<Ajantis> 2 d8+3
[23:01]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (2 d8+3) and gets
10 11.
[23:01]
<Ajantis> d8+3
[23:01]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d8+3) and gets
7.
[23:01]
<Toymaker> Siln is quite bloody, much like a bloody mess
[23:01]
<Ajantis> last for siln
[23:02]
<Toymaker> The melee people are falling back, forgetting about that
tackle ghorig idea
[23:02]
<Ajantis> any of the captors out?
[23:02]
<Ghorig> how wise of them
[23:03]
<Toymaker> Aj; 1 is down
[23:03]
<Ajantis> (read chat everyone)
[23:03]
<Ajantis> who's next?
[23:04]
<Toymaker> Thats everyone, new round
[23:04]
<Bolt> (Maybe Bolt could ride up, "Oh Ghorig, you forgot your
cufflinks. HEY What's going on
here!")
[23:04]
<Toymaker> The enemy is falling back
[23:04]
<Tyrion> DM: Can I get over to the guy?
[23:04]
<Ajantis> the priest dead?
[23:04]
<Toymaker> Aj: no
[23:05]
<Toymaker> Ty: you could
[23:05]
<Dux> load 'em up with arrows, especially the one who stabbed Siln if he
is still alive. If not, then one of his
brethren!
[23:05]
<Tyrion> TY: Then I do
[23:05]
<Dux> Change that! I want to
finish the priest. I should be within
close range by now.
[23:05]
<Toymaker> AJ, Ghor?
[23:05]
<Ajantis> fire in again
[23:06]
<Ghorig> throw these clowns off and bash their heads together
[23:06]
<Tyrion> d10
[23:06]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets 8.
[23:06]
<Ghorig> d10
[23:06]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets 1.
[23:06]
<Dux> d10
[23:06]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 7.
[23:06]
<Ghorig> how mamny are on me?
[23:06]
<Toymaker> ghor: none falling back
[23:06]
<Ajantis> d10
[23:06]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets 6.
[23:07]
<Toymaker> Ghor is first....they're backing away from you chasing?
[23:07]
<Tyrion> Ghor: Are you still blind?
[23:07]
<Ghorig> heck yeah
[23:07]
<Ghorig> listen carefully and attack
[23:08]
* Ghorig Bellows in RAGE
[23:08]
*** Corine1 is now known as Corine
[23:08]
<Dux> (you listening or bellowing?)
[23:08]
<Ajantis> (ghorig listen? pah! what's the empire coming to!)
[23:08]
<Toymaker> Ok roll it ghor, normal 2
[23:09]
<Ghorig> want me to roll for him ?
[23:09]
<Toymaker> ?
[23:09]
<Toymaker> Real Ghorig gone?
[23:09]
<Ghorig> his computer died
[23:09]
<Toymaker> ok, plz
[23:10]
<Ghorig> d20+6
[23:10]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+6) and gets
21.
[23:10]
<Ghorig> d20+4
[23:10]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+4) and gets
18.
[23:10]
<Toymaker> ghor gets one, but the other elludes him
[23:10]
<Toymaker> dmg
[23:11]
*** Ghorig is now known as Corine2
[23:11]
<Corine2> d8+10
[23:11]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine2 (d8+10) and gets
16.
[23:11]
<Toymaker> He feels one on the run
[23:11]
<Toymaker> Aj your up
[23:11]
<Dux> ?
[23:12]
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[23:12]
<Ajantis> oh
[23:12]
*** Corine2 is now known as Corine
[23:12]
<Ajantis> fire into the fleeing ppls
[23:12]
*** ghorig is now known as Ghorig
[23:12]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[23:12]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 25 18 16.
[23:12]
<Toymaker> You hit 3 times
[23:12]
<Ghorig> right on!
[23:13]
<Ajantis> 3 d8+3
[23:13]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d8+3) and gets
9 4 8.
[23:13]
<Toymaker> You scuttle one
[23:14]
<Ajantis> woohoo
[23:14]
<Toymaker> there are 4 left
[23:14]
<Toymaker> and the priest
[23:14]
<Ajantis> (go dux and ty it's up to you)
[23:14]
<Toymaker> Ty is up
[23:14]
<Toymaker> actually dux
[23:14]
* Tyrion is saving Siln....
[23:14]
<Toymaker> my mistake
[23:15]
-> [Dux] PING
[23:15]
<Dux> Shooting the priest
[23:15]
<Dux> 2 d20+4
[23:15]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d20+4) and gets 13
15.
[23:15]
<Toymaker> you get one
[23:15]
<Dux> d8
[23:15]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d8) and gets 1.
[23:15]
<Dux> Hmmph
[23:16]
<Ajantis> bah
[23:16]
<Toymaker> Dux does a bad job at his thing
[23:16]
<Toymaker> Ty is up
[23:16]
<Tyrion> Toy: Ok well you know what I am doing
[23:17]
<Toymaker> ok, roll it with a +4
[23:17]
<Tyrion> 1d20+4
[23:17]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (1d20+4) and gets
19.
[23:17]
<Toymaker> Ty beheads someone
[23:17]
<Tyrion> (you know - i've noticed when you put the 1 in from of d20 it
works better. Just d20 makes it suck it
seems.)
[23:17]
<Toymaker> he didn't see it coming
[23:17]
<Tyrion> DM: do I roll for the 2nd one now too?
[23:17]
<Ajantis> (lol ty)
[23:18]
<Toymaker> Ty: sure
[23:18]
<Tyrion> 1d20+4
[23:18]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (1d20+4) and gets
21.
[23:18]
<Dux> (maybe ty is on to something...)
[23:18]
<Toymaker> Ty stabs the other through the liver
[23:18]
<Tyrion> (Dux-see you got a 1 when you typed d8, maybe 1d8 would be
better)
[23:18]
<Tyrion> (*shrug*)
[23:18]
<Toymaker> he is not long for this world
[23:18]
<Tyrion> DM: Can I grab Siln and drag her to my horse?
[23:19]
<Toymaker> Only two are left, one soldier and one high priest
[23:19]
* Tyrion tries to take Siln back to his horse
[23:19]
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[23:19]
* Dux yells to Ty that he has 'sword antidote'
[23:20]
<Bolt> BANNISH!
[23:20]
<Bolt> J/K
[23:20]
<Toymaker> Ty is helping siln back to his horse
[23:20]
<Toymaker> she is semi conscious, etc.
[23:20]
* Tyrion tells Siln to hang in there.
[23:20]
* Ajantis is riding and firing after the fleeing guards
[23:21]
<Toymaker> (only 2 AJ)
[23:21]
* Tyrion gets Siln on the horse and takes off back to camp, knowing the others
have the situation under control
[23:21]
<Toymaker> shooting anyway?
[23:21]
* Dux takes more shots at the priest
[23:22]
<Ajantis> there's 2 left? i'll fire
[23:22]
<Ajantis> now?
[23:22]
<Toymaker> Siln tries to heal herself a little with a quick spell, but
can't seem to talk
[23:22]
<Toymaker> AJ: yup
[23:23]
<Tyrion> DM: Am I riding back to camp with her yet?
[23:23]
<Ajantis> 3 d20+6
[23:23]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+6) and
gets 14 16 19.
[23:23]
<Ajantis> oh man
[23:23]
<Toymaker> two hits
[23:23]
<Ajantis> 2 s8+3
[23:23]
<Ajantis> oops
[23:23]
<Ajantis> 2d8+3
[23:23]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (2d8+3) and gets
16.
[23:23]
<Ajantis> 2 d8+3
[23:23]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (2 d8+3) and gets
9 7.
[23:23]
<Ajantis> eventually...
[23:24]
<Toymaker> you fell the high priest
[23:24]
<Toymaker> One guy is left running
[23:24]
<Dux> I shoot him
[23:24]
<Ajantis> hehe
[23:25]
<Toymaker> go for it
[23:25]
<Dux> 2 1d20+4
[23:25]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 1d20+4) and gets 5
24.
[23:25]
<Toymaker> 1 hit
[23:25]
<Dux> crit!
[23:25]
<Toymaker> yup
[23:25]
<Toymaker> dmg
[23:25]
* Ajantis thinks he's gonna die
[23:25]
<Dux> 1d8
[23:25]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (1d8) and gets 4.
[23:25]
<Toymaker> you finish the last one
[23:25]
<Dux> BAM!
[23:25]
<Ghorig> GRAH!!
[23:26]
* Ghorig keeps flailing
[23:26]
<Tyrion> DM: Did I make it back to camp?
[23:26]
<Toymaker> Everyone is dead, unconsious or something in between
[23:26]
<Toymaker> Ty: you will soon
[23:26]
<Tyrion> ok let me know when I arrive
[23:26]
<Dux> Ghorig, you can stop now
[23:26]
* Ghorig listens for breathing, then attacks any expelling Aclandian breath
[23:26]
* Dux searches the priest
[23:27]
* Ajantis does a quick search of the bodies...
[23:27]
<Ghorig> Dux....I can't see.
[23:27]
<Toymaker> He has no equipment, except for robes and holy symbol
[23:27]
<Dux> Ghorig come to my voice
[23:27]
<Ghorig> "I need help."
[23:27]
<Toymaker> The rest are armed the same as before with no rations and
knives
[23:28]
* Ghorig listens carefully, restraining every instinct to flee or fight
[23:28]
* Dux loots the guards for as much money, and chain mail as he and Ghorig can
carry then leads Ghorig to a horse.
[23:28]
* Tyrion continues to ride
[23:28]
<Toymaker> back at camp....
[23:28]
* Ajantis pulls a knife and it's scabbard off a dead body and tucks it in his
boot before leading ghorig away
[23:28]
* Tyrion rides into camp yelilng for help
[23:28]
* Dux gets on his own horse and heads back to the others.
[23:28]
* Bolt comes a runnin'
[23:28]
* Corine hears a cry for help
[23:29]
<Corine> (finally lol)
[23:29]
* Tyrion dismounts and gets Siln down for Bolt and Corine to see
[23:29]
<Tyrion> (lol corine)
[23:29]
* Ajantis arrives much later almost dragging a blinded ghorig behind him
[23:29]
* Bolt seeing Silns condition casts <<heal>> on Siln twice
[23:29]
<Toymaker> She awake but can't talk, eat food or do other important
things
[23:29]
* Tyrion says "The others are on the way. Ghorig has been blinded though.
I dont know if its permanent!"
[23:29]
<Toymaker> 2d8+2
[23:29]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2d8+2) and gets
7.
[23:29]
<Corine> Ty What happened to her
[23:29]
<Toymaker> hmm, not so good
[23:30]
<Tyrion> Corine: She was captured by the enemy and they almost killed her
[23:30]
<Bolt> another
[23:30]
<Toymaker> Siln gets her vital functions back and heals herlself
[23:30]
<Toymaker> d8+1
[23:30]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d8+1) and gets
6.
[23:30]
<Toymaker> d8+1
[23:30]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d8+1) and gets
2.
[23:30]
* Ghorig screams from afar, "BOLT!!!"
[23:30]
<Tyrion> Siln: Next time don't play with the naughty boys!
[23:30]
<Bolt> "Here"
[23:30]
<Tyrion> Bolt: He's blind
[23:30]
<Toymaker> Siln feels better now and says, "Damnit those ARE going
to scar."
[23:31]
<Bolt> "By the gods! What
did you come across?!"
[23:31]
* Ajantis is shocked by the force in ghorigs voice...
[23:31]
<Tyrion> Siln: That's ok. It builds character
[23:31]
<Dux> We are going to have an army on our tails if we don't find some
cover soon!
[23:31]
<Ghorig> about 20 guards
[23:31]
<Ghorig> (am i back at camp yet?)
[23:31]
<Tyrion> Bolt: A blasted priest of the Sun
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[23:31]
<Ajantis> i'm getting you there ghor
[23:31]
<Toymaker> Siln frowns and says:
"Let me help ghorig than I'll talk, ok?"
[23:31]
<Dux> hey I though I was getting him there...
[23:31]
<Dux> er.. thought
[23:31]
<Ajantis> oh well
[23:31]
<Ajantis> doesn't matter
[23:32]
<Ajantis> one of us
[23:32]
<Toymaker> (Ghor tool matters into his own hands)
[23:32]
<Dux> for someone ghorigs size two would prob be better
[23:32]
<Ajantis> lol
[23:33]
<Toymaker> Siln finds Ghor (however he got there) and tries to sit him
still
[23:33]
<Bolt> (Sorry, Ghor. Cure
Blindness is a 3rd lvl spell. I only
have 2nd)
[23:34]
<Ghorig> "Who are you-Where's Bolt-What am I-What's..."
[23:34]
<Toymaker> Siln: "ok, whats wrong?"
[23:34]
<Corine> (awww )
[23:34]
<Bolt> "You've been drinking that elixer again, hav'nt you!"
[23:34]
<Ghorig> "I CAN'T SEEE!"
[23:34]
<Ghorig> (LOL)
[23:35]
<Ghorig> "yeah...so what?"
[23:35]
<Ghorig> "it make me fight better"
[23:35]
<Tyrion> DM: how far are we from the site of the battle
[23:35]
<Toymaker> Siln looks into Ghors eyes...."Hmm, thats not good"
[23:35]
<Bolt> "It seems to cause amnesia also"
[23:35]
<Toymaker> ask Bolt
[23:35]
<Corine> "Ghorig settle down so Siln can see if she can help
you"
[23:35]
* Ghorig sttles down, simmering in embitterment
[23:35]
* Tyrion remounts
[23:35]
<Corine> "Ty, did the potion cause this?"
[23:36]
<Toymaker> Bolt: how far did you go back?
[23:36]
<Dux> The first battle was 10 miles away. How far did bolt move away after that?
[23:36]
<Bolt> about a mile
[23:36]
<Ajantis> there was a priest in that fight...
[23:36]
<Tyrion> DM: I'm riding slowly back towards the scene of the battle...
watchign carefully to see if anyone is coming out of the city
[23:36]
<Dux> so we are 8 miles away
[23:36]
<Toymaker> Siln: "no this is
not chemical, its magical
[23:36]
* Tyrion yells back to Corine "No, it was a priest's spell!"
[23:36]
<Ghorig> "whew..."
[23:36]
<Bolt> I moved away from the city about a mile from the first battle
[23:37]
<Toymaker> Siln: "give me a
while and I'll fix it."
[23:37]
<Ghorig> who long a while?"
[23:37]
<Ghorig> how"
[23:37]
<Corine> "Be patience Ghorig, everything will be ok"
[23:37]
<Toymaker> "A few hours I guess."
[23:37]
<Bolt> "I'm sure we dont have much time. We need to get out of this land, quickly!
[23:37]
<Ghorig> "the priest is dead?"
[23:37]
* Dux rides out to catch Tyrion after ditching whatever he looted from the
previous fray
[23:37]
<Ghorig> (excuse me)
[23:37]
<Ghorig> "that guy is dead, right?"
[23:38]
<Ghorig> "i HATE magic..."
[23:38]
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[23:38]
<Dux> Ty: What do you say while we are disguised we circle around to
another entrance and do some scouting.
[23:38]
* Bolt quicly loads everything onto the horses and carriage, ready to split as
soon as Ghor is OK.
[23:39]
<Ajantis> (fine leave me out of the scouting then)
[23:39]
<Tyrion> Dux: Not a bad idea. I need to find my daggers if I can though
[23:39]
<Toymaker> Siln is praying for some divine intervention to help Ghor's
ailment
[23:39]
<Tyrion> AJ: I was only going back for the daggers originally
[23:39]
<Ajantis> (hhmmph! dux)
[23:39]
<Corine> DM: is there a horse for Corine?
[23:40]
<Toymaker> Cor: yup
[23:40]
<Dux> (sorry, I was thinking on my feet)
[23:40]
<Corine> "Siln is anyone else hurt?"
[23:40]
<Toymaker> ok, skip to when guys?
[23:40]
<Corine> "Or do you know"
[23:40]
<Dux> (I overestimated Ty's intentions)
[23:40]
<Corine> lol nm
[23:40]
<Toymaker> SIln: "I am, but
I'll by fine."
[23:40]
<Tyrion> UDx: But your idea is good :)
[23:41]
<Tyrion> Dux
[23:41]
<Ghorig> i'm hurt too
[23:41]
<Tyrion> Dux: I also wanted to see if we were being followed... but the
idea of scouting out some more is good
[23:41]
<Ghorig> the 10 guy i hit got me back
[23:41]
<Ghorig> 10th
[23:41]
<Dux> Ty: alright how about if I meet you just out of sight of the
western wall?
[23:41]
* Ajantis shall head out to scout...
[23:41]
<Corine> "Like I said, anyone else hurt Siln ... I wouldn't want to
go against your wishes ..."
[23:41]
<Tyrion> Dux: ok. that'll work
[23:42]
<Tyrion> DM: When I get to the battle site I am looking for my daggers
[23:42]
<Corine> "Ghorig I know you are but I don't believe I can help you,
Siln is working on that now. Your in
good hands"
[23:42]
<Ghorig> "Girl (Corine), donm't be mean."
[23:42]
<Toymaker> Ty: You recover 2
[23:42]
<Ghorig> (referring to Corin
[23:42]
<Ghorig> Corine's sarcasm)
[23:42]
<Corine> "I'm not, if anyone was being mean ... well... "
[23:43]
* Dux goes back to see if Aj would like to try and slip into the city. Corine possibly as well if the disguise will
work.
[23:43]
<Bolt> "I'm sure there will be a patroll who will find the
battlefield soon. They will sound the
alarm! The patrolls will double. We need to leave!"
[23:43]
* Tyrion heads out to find Dux
[23:43]
<Corine> "This isn't the time or place for this discussion ... I'm
heading towards the city"
[23:43]
<Ghorig> "Coward."
[23:43]
<Ghorig> (Bolt)
[23:44]
<Ghorig> "4 of us took out almost 20 of theirs, and a magic
user."
[23:44]
<Bolt> "If you want to find where a Thri-keen is, I'll find
out!"
[23:44]
* Ajantis is scouting the terrain around... (avoiding the city)
[23:44]
<Ghorig> "My plan stays."
[23:44]
<Toymaker> Siln: "Quite
ghorig, else I won't fix you."
[23:44]
<Corine> "Bolt ... are you coming?"
[23:44]
<Ghorig> "We ask for the thri-keen.
if they don't help, we leave. if
they get mean, they die."
[23:44]
* Dux yells loudly "Ajantis?"
[23:45]
* Tyrion looks for Dux near the Western wall of the City
[23:45]
<Ghorig> "Dint magic guy say they have thri-kreen?"
[23:45]
* Ajantis heads towards dux' voice
[23:46]
<Ghorig> "he said, now you never get the creature, right before i
attacked everyone."
[23:46]
<Toymaker> On the West side of the city is pure wall
[23:46]
<Ghorig> "Oh, sorry Siln, you said quiet."
[23:46]
<Tyrion> Dux: what now
[23:46]
* Ghorig shuts up
[23:46]
<Ajantis> "whatcha want dux?"
[23:46]
<Toymaker> no entrances, or anything
[23:46]
<Tyrion> Dux: Maybe we could sneak in under cover of darkness
[23:46]
* Dux tells Ajantis his plan and leads him to rendevous with Ty if he is
interested
[23:47]
* Corine was listening to Ghorig, when he stopped ... she AGAIN asked Bolt if
he was going to the sitting with her or later
[23:47]
<Corine> (lol)
[23:47]
<Toymaker> Siln: "I'm sorry Ghorig, I don't mean to threaten you,
but I need to concentrate on this and its strange of you to threaten them while
your blind."
[23:47]
<Ajantis> (dux: pri)
[23:47]
<Ghorig> hehe, we won though
[23:48]
* Bolt casts <<Speak With Animals>> on aardvark and asks:
[23:48]
* Ajantis meets with ty and dux whereever the place was we're supposed to meet
[23:48]
<Tyrion> Dux and Ajantis: Think we could sneak into the city after dark?
[23:48]
<Toymaker> Dux/Aj/Ty: There are
farms on the other side, though and probably the food needs to get in someway
or another?
[23:48]
<Bolt> "Have you seen a Thri-keen before?"
[23:49]
<Dux> it would be easier
[23:49]
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[23:49]
<Toymaker> Arnold: "Ya, I
seen one, they are mean, ate my mom.
Not around anymore."
[23:49]
<Bolt> "Do you know where there might be a Thri-keen?"
[23:49]
<Tyrion> or maybe sneak in with a shipment of food. We could get a bunch
of produce and a cart?
[23:49]
<Dux> we could follow the roads the farmers use
[23:49]
<Dux> We already have disguises
[23:50]
<Bolt> (Arnold is the aardvark, I presume.)
[23:50]
<Tyrion> true
[23:50]
<Dux> Unless you think the soldier disguise is a bad idea
[23:50]
<Tyrion> DM: what time of day is it?
[23:50]
<Ajantis> (lol an aardvark named arnold...)
[23:50]
* Corine rides off towards the fighting scene without Bolt
[23:50]
<Tyrion> Dux: well, soldiers will probably be guarding, and if they know
each other fairly well it mayn ot work
[23:50]
<Toymaker> Arnold: "I think those people in the sun town took
them. They take everyone. Sometimes people kill them and there
patrols, but they have some strong magics!"
[23:51]
* Corine yells for Dux
[23:52]
<Toymaker> Ty: its dusking
[23:52]
<Dux> Hmm: there must be a lot of soldiers in this city though. They can't all know one another.
[23:52]
<Bolt> "Do you know of a way into the city?"
[23:52]
* Tyrion grins at Dux and Ajantis. "Dusk"
[23:52]
* Dux dux is prob too far away to hear corine
[23:52]
<Tyrion> Dux: That's true. May as
well keep the disguises we have. They'll work better at night I bet
[23:52]
* Ajantis remains silent... pulling his cloak over his face even more
[23:52]
<Tyrion> Dux: Yeah, we're about 10 miles away from them
[23:53]
<Corine> (nope i just rode up on a horse_
[23:53]
<Corine> )
[23:53]
<Toymaker> Corine followed shortly after you left
[23:53]
<Tyrion> Corine: Oh. how did you know where we were :)
[23:53]
<Tyrion> cool
[23:53]
* Tyrion yells "Over here Corine"
[23:53]
<Corine> Ty: I followed your tracks
[23:53]
<Corine> (i guess lol)
[23:53]
<Toymaker> good improvising
[23:53]
<Dux> We could even tell them we have been on an extended and secret
mission that we can only report to some high high priest
[23:54]
<Dux> Hello Corine
[23:54]
<Tyrion> *nod* Dux
[23:54]
<Tyrion> ok well lets see if we can get into the city. its getting dark.
[23:54]
<Corine> "Is Anyone else hurt?"
[23:54]
<Dux> okey dokey
[23:54]
<Tyrion> DM: I look for the gate used by commercial ppl like merchants
and farmers. The one with the most
traffic
[23:54]
<Bolt> Arnold: "Do you know
of a secret way into the city?"
[23:54]
<Toymaker> Siln finishes her spell and casts it on Ghorig and suddenly
his light is returned
[23:54]
<Dux> Toy: how's Corine's disguise?
[23:55]
* Ajantis is with dux and ty
[23:55]
<Toymaker> Ty: your group has
been spotted, and a person on the walls asks about your party
[23:55]
<Ghorig> GR
[23:55]
<Ajantis> (keeping them safe)
[23:55]
<Ghorig> BY GROMM!
[23:55]
* Ghorig BELLOWS in RAGE!!!
[23:55]
* Ghorig runs towards the city
[23:55]
<Dux> (lol thanks Aj)
[23:55]
* Tyrion yells up the the person "Hello friend... we're headed into the
city before dark. There are raiders about I hear"
[23:55]
<Ajantis> (nps)
[23:56]
<Toymaker> Ogre on parapet: What
happened to your patrol and father?"
[23:56]
<Corine> (Dux: I tried on the same outfit you did and it's baggy on me )
[23:57]
<Dux> (you lost a lot of weight during this extended mission)
[23:57]
* Tyrion yells "Father? We were attacked and lost some men. I do not know
you though. Who was your father?"
[23:57]
<Toymaker> Corine has a custume on, but its quite loose and silly
looking.
[23:57]
* Dux whispers to tyrion "he means the priest that was with us"
[23:57]
<Toymaker> The Ogre laughs.
"I mean YOUR father."
[23:58]
* Tyrion laughs "Ah, he'll be back soon I think. He went with another
group to search out some of the attackers"
[23:58]
<Tyrion> DM: do we see a gate where we can go into the city?
[23:58]
<Toymaker> "WHose patrol is it?"
[23:59]
* Dux shouts "We are not at liberty to say"
[23:59]
* Tyrion yells "You ask too many questions my friend. I'm weary from
fighting. Ask me again tomorrow!"
[23:59]
<Tyrion> (yikes. sorry dux :)
[23:59]
<Dux> (actually it works, and I cut in on you)
[23:59]
<Tyrion> DM: we're heading to the gate if any
[23:59]
* Ajantis silently following
[23:59]
<Toymaker> Ty: not on the West
sideor east side. The main gate is in
the south. the other might be on the
noth near the river ot hidden."
Session
Time: Sun Apr 09 00:00:00 2000
[00:00]
<Dux> Toy
[00:00]
<Tyrion> you guys want to head around to the north side?
[00:00]
<Dux> oops Toy: which way does the road from the farm go?
[00:00]
<Toymaker> Ogre: "Well, we
can talk later..."
[00:00]
<Bolt> Arnold: "Do you know
of a secret way into the city?"
[00:01]
* Tyrion waves at the Ogre
[00:01]
* Dux flashes his most charismatic grin at the Ogre
[00:01]
<Toymaker> Dux: its on the
north/east side
[00:01]
<Dux> Lets go north then unless someone objects
[00:02]
* Tyrion nods "North"
[00:02]
* Ajantis follows
[00:02]
<Toymaker> Ogre: "Should I
let 'em know your coming?"
[00:02]
* Corine agrees to go North
[00:03]
* Tyrion yells "Don't bother... we'll let them know what is happening when
we get there. Meanwhile, keep wathing the walls for signs of the raider!"
[00:04]
<Toymaker> "Alrighty"
[00:04]
* Tyrion waives and heads north
[00:04]
<Toymaker> Arnold: "Hmm, I
don't know. I've eaten some of there
crops, though, they never caught me."
[00:04]
<Bolt> "Well done. heh
heh"
[00:05]
<Tyrion> DM: we are going to the north gate (the 4 of us)
[00:05]
<Ajantis> (4 ty?)
[00:05]
<Dux> (corine)
[00:05]
<Toymaker> Ogre: "Hey guys,
wrong way? You been tipping some of the
bad ale?" He jokes
[00:05]
<Tyrion> Aj: me, you , Dux and Cor I think
[00:05]
<Bolt> "Do you know where the main gate is for the city? And any other gates also?"
[00:06]
<Ajantis> (ok)
[00:06]
<Corine> (=o)
[00:06]
<Toymaker> Arnold: They bring food in on one side, near the fields, I
tried to sneak in, but they caught me ad through me out.
[00:07]
* Dux Laughs "That's what I get for following him" Points to Tyrion
then turns toward the South gate
[00:07]
<Toymaker> Arnold: "Lots of ants in those fields, too. They do something to the crops now, though
and the ants are gone."
[00:07]
* Dux whispers to Tyrion " Don't want to look too suspicious"
[00:07]
<Bolt> "Thank you for your help, little guy." Bolt scratches his ears. "If I see any ands around, I'll let you
know."
[00:07]
* Tyrion laughs "Long day, my friend!" and heads south
[00:08]
<Toymaker> Arnold thanks him and says, "Good day druid."
[00:08]
<Bolt> "What are they doing to the crops?"
[00:08]
<Toymaker> Arnold has no idea
[00:08]
<Bolt> "Thanks again."
[00:09]
<Toymaker> The ogre fades from view
[00:09]
<Tyrion> Lets get real close to the wall and head north, he wont see us
even if he comes back
[00:10]
* Dux nods
[00:10]
* Corine follows Ty
[00:10]
<Bolt> .msg Ghorig are you in town with them?
[00:10]
* Ajantis also follows
[00:10]
<Bolt> OOps!
[00:10]
<Ajantis> lol bolt
[00:10]
<Ghorig> lol
[00:10]
<Ghorig> .msg Bolt i'm running there right now, but don't let anyone in
the main chat know
[00:10]
<Ghorig> lol
[00:10]
<Bolt> Good think I didn't spil any beans.
[00:10]
<Toymaker> You hug the wall and head north
[00:11]
<Ghorig> as soon as Siln healed me i took off running
[00:11]
<Dux> (rofl)
[00:11]
<Bolt> (Oh! Like you have never
done that before! =\)
[00:11]
<Dux> (Hah I don't know how to
message individuals yet, so take that!!)
[00:11]
<Toymaker> after going for a while you hear on top of the wall a coversation
in a language you don't know and see faint smoke on top.
[00:12]
<Ghorig> well...no
[00:12]
<Bolt> (So Siln and I are the only ones not in the city?)
[00:12]
<Dux> Hey guys, I do have a grappling hook
[00:12]
<Toymaker> Bolt: yep, she's resting a little
[00:12]
<Ajantis> well i don't
[00:13]
<Bolt> brb
[00:13]
<Dux> well we wouldn't need but one. Of course if we threw it up there
someone is likely to hear.
[00:13]
<Tyrion> DM: how high is the wall
[00:13]
<Toymaker> 30 feet max
[00:14]
<Dux> I could climb the wall
[00:14]
<Tyrion> I slip on my ring and climb the walls, looking over the edge
[00:14]
<Tyrion> Dux: true. you are probably better at it than me
[00:14]
<Tyrion> but they wont see me
[00:14]
<Ajantis> brb
[00:14]
<Corine> Give him the ring then
[00:14]
<Dux> yeah! hehe
[00:14]
<Bolt> back
[00:15]
<Toymaker> Siln stares at Bolt:
"Why aren't we there?"
[00:15]
<Tyrion> DM: I go up
[00:15]
<Toymaker> msg me %
[00:16]
<Toymaker> You scale the wall
[00:16]
<Tyrion> do I see anything
[00:16]
<Ghorig> (am i there yet?)
[00:16]
<Ghorig> (i'm going to the battle site)
[00:17]
* Ajantis is patiently waiting at the bottom of the wall
[00:17]
<Toymaker> You see a few people standing at the gate of a
guardhouse. A human, 2 hobgolbins and
of all things a 1/2ling. They are
speaking in a foriegn toungue. The
human is female, and the halfing is
smoking a cigar
[00:18]
* Dux is making quiet smalltalk with Corine
[00:18]
<Tyrion> ok I go back down and tell the others
[00:18]
<Bolt> Siln: I see what they are doing as an unnessisary risk.
[00:19]
<Toymaker> Siln: "Well, it'd be less risky if we helped!"
[00:19]
<Bolt> Siln: "and besides, someone should stay here and see to
things."
[00:19]
<Tyrion> What do you guys want to do? I tell you all what I saw up there
[00:19]
<Toymaker> Siln: "See to what?
Its a carriage!"
[00:20]
<Dux> I don't have any ideas other than continue around to the north.
[00:20]
<Tyrion> yeah thats the best plan I think
[00:20]
<Bolt> "I don't think so. As
a priest of good, it would be far too easy for me to be discovered. I would put
the rest of thm in danger with my presence."
[00:21]
<Bolt> "I couldn't just leave you out here either."
[00:21]
<Toymaker> Siln: "Well sure, I guess, but what am I doing here
anyway"
[00:21]
* Dux continues north
[00:22]
* Ajantis is unsure of what course of action to take...
[00:22]
<Bolt> "You were sleeping after your near-death experience."
[00:22]
<Ajantis> (read confused)
[00:23]
<Bolt> "I just hope they won't need any healing."
[00:23]
<Toymaker> Siln: "I'm not
dead yet though, Bolt, even if thats what some people might want."
[00:23]
<Toymaker> Siln chuckles
[00:23]
<Bolt> "Pfff... What am I
saying. Of course they will."
[00:23]
<Corine> (LOL)
[00:24]
<Corine> (The elves have the healing handled =oP )
[00:24]
<Bolt> (Oh yeah! With potions,
right?)
[00:24]
<Corine> (yeah)
[00:25]
<Bolt> Siln: "I'm glad you
arent dead."
[00:25]
<Corine> Ty: What do you see
[00:26]
<Corine> ?
[00:26]
<Tyrion> Corine: I just saw some ppl talking. we cant go in that way
[00:27]
<Toymaker> Someone throws down a cigar butt off the wall and it hits
corine in the head
[00:27]
<Dux> (lol)
[00:28]
<Corine> (AHH!)
[00:28]
<Bolt> "I know you and Corine have had ...well, arguements, but try
not to let those bad feelings cause trouble within the party. We need to be able to rely on each
other. I'm sure you realize how
important that is for a group of adventurers such as we."
[00:28]
* Corine feels a thump on her head and then a burning sensation
[00:29]
<Toymaker> Siln: "Than why
aren't we with them, Bolt?!"
[00:29]
* Corine starts jumpin' around trying to be quiet
[00:29]
<Dux> The fools!! Now we have to attack the whole city!!!! (Wait that's
ghorig, sorry confused)
[00:29]
* Ajantis looks around to see what hit corine
[00:29]
<Corine> (lol)
[00:30]
<Bolt> "I told you. My
presence would endanger everyone. I'm
much to easy to spot as someone who doesnt belong in that city,"
[00:30]
<Toymaker> Siln: "Oh fine, your
such an overprotective person."
[00:31]
<Bolt> "I honestly dont know what they are doing in the city
anyway. Other than for some to line
thier pockets, that is."
[00:31]
<Toymaker> (Are you all almost ready to stop, or are you like me and
don't care?)
[00:31]
<Ghorig> (lol, dux)
[00:31]
* Corine is trying her best not to scream from the burning on her head , she
gets Dux's and AJ's attention to help her ...
[00:31]
<Ghorig> whwnever
[00:31]
<Bolt> (continue!)
[00:32]
<Ajantis> (i kinda got stuff to do...)
[00:32]
<Corine> (Continue)
[00:32]
<Ajantis> (but odn't mind)
[00:32]
* Dux beats corine on the head to put the cigar out
[00:32]
<Dux> I can keep playing
[00:32]
<Bolt> (head-slap!)
[00:32]
* Ajantis slaps Corine around a bit with a large trout
[00:32]
<Tyrion> i'm ok
[00:32]
<Toymaker> coo'
[00:33]
<Corine> "OWW"
[00:33]
<Ajantis> i found it in the river...
[00:33]
<Corine> lol geesh
[00:33]
<Ajantis> (:)
[00:33]
<Bolt> (Then he cuts down the mightiest tree in the forrest...with...a
herring.)
[00:34]
<Bolt> (Anybody get that one?)
[00:34]
<Ajantis> (no.... a schnapper)
[00:34]
<Bolt> (Knights who say "Ni"?)
[00:34]
<Bolt> (Anyone?)
[00:35]
<Bolt> (Oh well...)
[00:35]
<Ajantis> 9lol)
[00:35]
<Dux> Got it, but I couldn't remember what they said after ni
[00:35]
<Tyrion> DM: I'm going back up the wall invisibly, and we're going to get
corine up there somehow
[00:36]
<Dux> take my grappling hook with rope with you
[00:36]
<Toymaker> Alright
[00:36]
<Tyrion> ok I take those and tie the rope off near the top of the wall
[00:36]
<Bolt> Siln: "Do you ned any
more healing?"
[00:36]
* Ajantis looks up at the wall...
[00:36]
<Ajantis> not reall sure of what to do
[00:37]
<Tyrion> Corine: if we get you up , cast sleep on the ppl
[00:37]
<Toymaker> Siln: "No, not now
[00:37]
<Corine> Ty: Ok
[00:38]
<Tyrion> DM: can I anchor the rope so that Corine can climb up?
[00:39]
<Toymaker> You climb the wall and silently anchor the hook
[00:39]
<Tyrion> I drop the rope to Dux and Corine and Ajantis
[00:39]
<Dux> Can he anchor it a fair
distance from the people?
[00:39]
* Ajantis is remaining as a sentry at the bottom of the wall
[00:39]
<Dux> Possibly out of their line of sight?
[00:39]
<Toymaker> Ask him
[00:40]
* Ajantis draws his bow and notches an arrow.. hiding in shadows and standing
silently
[00:40]
<Tyrion> OK I do it like Dux asks, if possible
[00:41]
<Dux> I climb up just to the edge of the wall since I am not invis
[00:41]
<Ajantis> (ty: d/l done)
[00:41]
<Toymaker> You adjust the rope
[00:42]
<Tyrion> (AJ: cool. thx)
[00:42]
* Corine thinking he better NOT drop her
[00:42]
<Tyrion> DM: ok we try and raise her up quietly
[00:42]
<Ajantis> (if you drop her she'll break...)
[00:42]
<Toymaker> hand over hand pulling her up?
[00:42]
* Dux climbs down and sends corine up quietly
[00:42]
<Tyrion> yes, the two of us
[00:43]
<Dux> oops sorry. Okay I'll go
back up quicly 8^)
[00:43]
<Corine> (Hey Corine ain't that heavy lol)
[00:43]
<Toymaker> Dux scampers up and than you two begin lifting...
[00:44]
<Tyrion> ok. are those ppl still
at the top of the wall?
[00:44]
<Dux> (at least with an 18 cha.
she can't be too big!)
[00:44]
<Toymaker> Corine manages (somehow) to hold her own body wait as you pull
her to the top
[00:45]
<Ajantis> (she's a FAT 18 charisma :)
[00:45]
<Corine> As soon as Corine sees those ppl she cast <<Sleep>>
[00:45]
<Tyrion> DM: those ppl are still there
[00:45]
<Toymaker> yes
[00:46]
<Tyrion> ok, go Corine
[00:46]
<Bolt> Aj; You mean PHAT?
[00:46]
<Ajantis> (no...: FAT)
[00:46]
<Ajantis> :P
[00:46]
<Ajantis> j/k
[00:46]
<Dux> DM: from this angle is it possible for me to slip over the wall
unseen?
[00:46]
* Ajantis is on sentry duty
[00:46]
<Corine> roll?
[00:46]
<Tyrion> Corine: are you going to cast?
[00:46]
<Toymaker> On the wall people:
Corine made too much noise and
they spot you
[00:47]
<Ajantis> oh boy...
[00:47]
<Corine> yes ... i am
[00:47]
<Tyrion> Cast now!
[00:47]
<Tyrion> :)
[00:47]
<Toymaker> inis
[00:47]
<Corine> <<Sleep>>
[00:47]
<Corine> d10
[00:47]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (d10) and gets 9.
[00:47]
<Corine> (Dang)
[00:47]
<Ajantis> should i bother rolling...?
[00:48]
<Toymaker> AJ: If you want to
nail the Trick shot
[00:48]
<Dux> d10
[00:48]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 8.
[00:48]
<Tyrion> d10
[00:48]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets 10.
[00:48]
<Ajantis> (i'll end up shooting everyone... not the enemy)
[00:48]
<Ajantis> i'll rol for the sake of it
[00:48]
<Ajantis> d10
[00:48]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets
10.
[00:48]
<Ajantis> lol
[00:48]
<Corine> gosh
[00:48]
<Ghorig> lol
[00:48]
<Toymaker> (don't worry the enemies also got riduclos rolls)
[00:49]
<Toymaker> The woman in chainmail takes out a knife, aiming at little
corine's head
[00:49]
<Toymaker> d20
[00:49]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
11.
[00:49]
<Toymaker> AC cor?
[00:49]
<Ajantis> 1?
[00:49]
<Ajantis> lol
[00:49]
<Ajantis> j/k
[00:49]
<Corine> 14
[00:50]
<Corine> =oP
[00:50]
<Toymaker> SHe misses you
[00:50]
<Toymaker> barely
[00:50]
<Tyrion> go cor!
[00:50]
<Toymaker> Someone is casting a spell
[00:50]
<Toymaker> Cor, your next
[00:50]
<Corine> <Sleep>?
[00:50]
<Corine> >
[00:51]
<Toymaker> (roll 4d4)
[00:51]
<Dux> (get 'em core)
[00:51]
<Corine> 4d4
[00:51]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (4d4) and gets 15.
[00:51]
<Corine> (Yeah)
[00:51]
<Dux> nice
[00:51]
<Toymaker> They all fall asleep
[00:51]
<Tyrion> (nice roll)
[00:51]
<Ajantis> woohoo
[00:51]
* Tyrion jumps over the wall and starts slitting throats
[00:51]
<Dux> (woohoo!)
[00:51]
<Tyrion> wtg Corine!
[00:51]
<Corine> (and as Ty jumps over the wall Corine falls to her death)
[00:51]
<Corine> LOL j/j
[00:52]
<Ajantis> lol
[00:52]
* Dux hugs corine then signals Aj to come on up
[00:52]
<Tyrion> Corine: No, the rope is attached to the grappling hook
[00:52]
<Corine> (oh whew! )
[00:52]
* Dux searches the victims
[00:52]
* Ajantis can't climb a damn rope
[00:52]
<Tyrion> DM: anything of value on the dead ppl?
[00:52]
<Dux> you have got to be kidding.
We have to haul you up?
[00:52]
* Corine helps herself over the wall
[00:53]
<Toymaker> Ty: these people must
be ascestics or something, no cash
[00:53]
<Ajantis> hey... i'm not used to these "city folk"
devices...even if it is a rope)
[00:53]
<Tyrion> ok. but they are all dead. We look around
[00:53]
<Dux> pretend it is a vine and scramble up
[00:53]
<Ajantis> hmmm lol
[00:54]
* Ajantis "attempts" to try the rope... but ends up burning himself
on the rope and just falls uselessly to the ground
[00:54]
<Toymaker> you spell something....burning?
[00:54]
<Ajantis> but get's up... not to be humiliated.. and tries again....
[00:55]
<Ajantis> (rope burn...)
[00:55]
<Toymaker> d20
[00:55]
* ok_ghor slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets
4.
[00:55]
<Toymaker> you manage to climb it AJ
[00:55]
* Ajantis struggles at the top and barely pushes himself over the lip of the
parapet
[00:55]
* Dux sighs and puts his rope and hook away
[00:56]
* Ajantis needs more practice at climbing
[00:56]
<Toymaker> Something is burning, the fields have started to catch aflame
[00:56]
<Toymaker> The two seem to go together
[00:56]
<Dux> Would this happen to be in the direction of the original battle?
[00:57]
<Toymaker> No, the food fieldsin the north east
[00:57]
<Tyrion> ok cats..gotta run for tonight... :)
[00:57]
<Toymaker> Torches are going up around the parapets, might have to hide
[00:57]
<Toymaker> Ty: mail votes again?
[00:58]
<Tyrion> *nod* toy. Will do.
Meanwhile - I hide
[00:58]
<Bolt> Are we gonna call it a night?
[00:58]
<Toymaker> Yeah, tis time
[00:58]
* Dux helps corine get hidden then hides himself
[00:58]
<Bolt> 5 straight hours!
[00:58]
<Toymaker> =0
[00:58]
<Ajantis> ok mail votes...
[00:58]
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[00:58]
<Ajantis> later guys
[00:58]
<Toymaker> AJ: tell Wanas I still
need his!
[00:58]
<Ajantis> have a good week
[00:58]
<Ajantis> need his?
[00:58]
<Ajantis> votes?
[00:58]
<Ajantis> toy?
[00:58]
<Toymaker> yeah
[00:59]
<Ajantis> ok
[00:59]
<Ajantis> shall do
[00:59]
<Corine> Aj tell Mike to get worldshare.. it's free lol
[00:59]
<Ajantis> later all
[00:59]
<Ajantis> lol
[00:59]
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<Ghorig> bye
[00:59]
<Bolt> Bye!
[00:59]
<Ajantis> he's got heaps of them alread
[00:59]
<Ajantis> or something
[00:59]
<Ajantis> i dunno
[00:59]
<Ajantis> later
[00:59]
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[00:59]
<Bolt> I thought you all would be back already
[00:59]
<Bolt> Thats why I didnt go.
[00:59]
<Toymaker> How do you mean?
[00:59]
<Bolt> =)
[01:00]
<Toymaker> oh
[01:00]
<Toymaker> haha
[01:00]
<Bolt> Oh. I thought the guys
were gonna grab somebody
[01:00]
<Toymaker> Everyone left already, no good-byes, or anything
[01:00]
<Bolt> beat the info out of him
[01:00]
<Toymaker> Too bad
[01:00]
<Bolt> and come back
[01:00]
<Bolt> That's OK
[01:00]
<Bolt> Oh well. Have a good week
[01:00]
<Toymaker> at least you got to hang out with arnold, the best spontaneous
character ever
[01:00]
<Toymaker> You too
[01:00]
<Bolt> I agree
[01:01]
<Bolt> Thanks
[01:01]
<Bolt> Out!
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Session
Close: Sun Apr 09 01:01:37 2000