Session Start: Sat Apr 01 20:05:58 2000

* Logging #GuinessEmpire to 'mainweek12'

[20:06] <Ghorig> alright

[20:06] <Ajantis> yeah it's different time here ghorig... :P

[20:07] -> [Ajantis] PING

[20:07] -> [Bolt] PING

[20:07] -> [Ghorig] PING

[20:07] -> [Tyrion] PING

[20:07] -> [Wanas] PING

[20:07] -> [Xud] PING

[20:08] <Wanas> and daylight savings makes it even more outs synch

[20:08] <Ghorig> hey BOLT

[20:08] <Bolt> Hey!

[20:08] <Ghorig> alright Mr. G4

[20:09] <Bolt> Not right now.  I'm Mr. MiniMac now.

[20:09] <Bolt> I get my cablemodem on Wed.

[20:09] <Toymaker> strong

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[20:10] * Wanas was involved in an ancient Dwarven ceremony last week, in which the participants see the glorious deeds of thier ancestors as well as their own personal destiny. It involves the consumption of an enormous amount of Dwarven ale.......

[20:10] *** Ajantis is now known as AJ|afk

[20:10] <Toymaker> Alright, since I have lost faith in wonderful Azriel we will be starting shortly

[20:10] <Bolt> I'm checking out all my new spells!  I'm 3rd level now!  I can use 2nd level spells!  WOO HOO!!!

[20:10] * Tyrion consumed some Scottish ale, but not Dwarven

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[20:11] <Ghorig> and this computer isn't gonna GigaFlop on it's FACE like the last one, is it?

[20:11] <Ghorig> LOL

[20:11] <Ghorig> hi Corine

[20:11] *** Toymaker changes topic to 'One dozen sessions finished up.  Time for another'

[20:11] <AJ|afk> hang on a tic toy...

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[20:11] <Bolt> The last computer was just fine.  It was a man from your own state that let me down last time!  =P

[20:11] *** Toymaker changes topic to 'One dozen sessions finished up.  Time for another 12'

[20:11] <AJ|afk> you guys start... uhh.... i'll be with you soon

[20:11] -> [Corine] PING

[20:12] <Toymaker> Sure enough, if you'll are ready

[20:12] <Xud> I'm ready

[20:12] <AJ|afk> yeah gop

[20:12] <AJ|afk> go

[20:12] *** AJ|afk is now known as Ajantis

[20:12] <Toymaker> hmmm when I type you all in contration form it looks like yuo will.....

[20:13] <Corine> I am had to clean my mouse darn thing didn't wanna move.

[20:13] <Ajantis> just  a quick q... how often do warriors get a weapon proficiency?

[20:13] <Ajantis> 1/3lev?

[20:13] <Toymaker> Yes

[20:13] <Ajantis> k ta

[20:13] <Xud> You apparently are not southern. The proper spelling is ya'll

[20:14] * Ajantis is ready

[20:14] <Toymaker> Dux: I'm a transplanted northerner

[20:14] <Ajantis> lol

[20:14] <Corine> Exactly Xud lol

[20:14] <Tyrion> yankee...

[20:14] <Ajantis> should be "xuD"

[20:14] <Xud> Hey Corine!

[20:14] <Xud> oooh clever

[20:15] <Ghorig> umm, Xud...it's Y'all

[20:15] <Corine> lol Hey

[20:15] <Ajantis> btw we still in the forest?

[20:15] <Toymaker> AJ: yes

[20:15] <Ghorig> the "o" and "u" are silent and jammed together with "all."

[20:15] <Ajantis> k

[20:15] <Ajantis> der

[20:15] <Corine> Ya'll

[20:15] <Xud> oops, *ahem* you are right of course

[20:15] <Ajantis> even me the aussie knows that

[20:15] <Corine> Take it from a Texan and not a Cali Boy

[20:15] <Corine> lol

[20:16] <Ajantis> not that we know much (or want to) about you americans...

[20:16] <Toymaker> Anyway to the game: your in a forest with a tied up troll and a collapsed Ghorig....

[20:16] <Ajantis> and just waking wanas

[20:17] <Toymaker> Just "returning

[20:17] <Ajantis> who's been in a drunken stupor all last week...

[20:17] <Bolt> <<heal>>  Ghorig

[20:17] * Wanas yawns 'What'd i miss?'

[20:17] <Xud> Can we get the carriage in to the troll?

[20:17] <Ajantis> "just a big fight..."

[20:17] * Wanas cusses

[20:17] <Wanas> Damnit

[20:17] * Ajantis now has the charioteering proficiency! "oh joy"

[20:17] <Toymaker> Siln looks at the fallen Ghorig and takes out her medical kit

[20:17] <Xud> your kidding, right?

[20:18] * Ajantis is ready to test his new skills on the char...carriage

[20:18] <Bolt> "Siln.  CAn I be of assistance with Ghorig?"

[20:19] <Toymaker> Siln looks at Bolt and says, "He doesn't seem physically ailed beyond tired, but I can't wake him at all!"

[20:19] <Wanas> So whats the plan guys? Are there any more roll left around (he looks around eagerly...)

[20:19] <Wanas> trolls

[20:19] <Tyrion> Wave some horse meat under his nose.

[20:19] <Toymaker> Wanas sees empty forests

[20:19] <Ajantis> "sorry"

[20:19] <Bolt> "Good heavens!  You're right.  What could be the matter with him?"

[20:20] * Wanas starts looking under small rocks, for any midget trolls that may have escaped notice.....

[20:20] <Toymaker> Siln: "He has a cut or two, but I cleaned those out last time and they don't look infected

[20:20] <Tyrion> Shall we return this Troll and get our money?

[20:20] * Ajantis attempts to comfort wanas on missing the battle

[20:21] * Xud scouts silently around the camp to make sure the group is not surprised

[20:21] <Toymaker> ...Perhaps he's just extremely tired.  Maybe those trolls were tougher than we thought."

[20:21] <Bolt> "Perhaps he has overdosed on that Super-Combat potion he's been using lately."

[20:21] * Ajantis hands over 100 platinum pieces to wanas

[20:21] <Toymaker> Dux:  seems clear around here

[20:21] * Wanas bies one to make sure its real

[20:21] <Wanas> bite

[20:21] <Toymaker> Wanas: its good stuff

[20:22] <Ajantis> "shall i look for some more trolls wanas?"

[20:22] <Bolt> "If he isn't in danger, I think we should get out of this wood.  We don't want to be counter-attacked."

[20:22] <Wanas> you and me both, Aj

[20:22] <Ajantis> "looks as though ghorigs down... mabye we should head back to town"

[20:22] <Bolt> (I lead in my horse)

[20:22] <Xud> I vote we head back to Dan's

[20:23] <Toymaker> Siln looks up at the dwarven homewrecker and says, "You wouldn't want to leave your bash brother hurt, would you?"

[20:23] <Bolt> "I'll just tie the bound troll to my horse and drag him out."

[20:23] * Tyrion agrees with Xud

[20:23] <Wanas> Do we have any plans after we ge our money? If anyone willing, id like to go and fix up Bill/Bob (at last!!)

[20:23] * Ajantis is eager to test his new "charioteering skills on the chario...carriage

[20:23] <Xud> who's Bill/Bob

[20:23] <Tyrion> Wanas: Isn't he decomposed by now?

[20:23] <Ajantis> lol ty

[20:23] <Ghorig> (ew..)

[20:23] <Wanas> Its gonna take more then a little unconsciouness to hurt the larger (but not fatter) of the bash brothers. He'll come too eventually

[20:24] <Wanas> No, we gave him to the necromancer to preserve

[20:24] <Tyrion> Ok, let's get Ghorig into the carriage and head back to Dan's. Maybe he'll wake on the way

[20:24] <Toymaker> SIln: "Even though Bill isn't soo great, I think we should help him.........finally"

[20:24] * Bolt drags the troll out of the wood

[20:25] * Ajantis ehlps bolt

[20:25] <Ajantis> helps rather

[20:25] <Tyrion> Siln: If he's not beyond our help by now

[20:25] * Xud helps move Ghorig to the carriage

[20:25] *** Xud is now known as Dux

[20:26] <Ajantis> guys are we gonna carry the troll on the carriage or drag it behind?

[20:26] * Wanas helps as well

[20:26] <Wanas> Um, don't we wnat it alive?

[20:26] <Ajantis> yeah it'kll live

[20:26] <Wanas> being dragged behind a carriage has never been conducive to good health

[20:26] <Ajantis> it regens...

[20:26] <Dux> Yep, I think we have to carry it if it will fit

[20:26] <Tyrion> strap it to the top of the carriage?

[20:26] <Toymaker> SIln: "We need to get Ghorig on there too and he's......big....."

[20:26] <Ajantis> ok troll on top

[20:27] <Bolt> (Is this a carriage or a wagon?)

[20:27] * Ajantis help securly tie the troll on the top of the carriage

[20:27] * Tyrion helps get Ghorig into the carriage

[20:27] <Wanas> its a carriage

[20:27] <Bolt> (Or like a stagecoach?)

[20:27] <Tyrion> Let's all get on and head off to Dans'

[20:27] <Ajantis> (same diff)

[20:28] <Toymaker> Wanas knows, its just a cute 'lil carriage

[20:28] * Ajantis is eager to test his new "charioteering" skills on the chari...carriage

[20:28] <Dux> We could make a litter and drag the troll on it

[20:28] <Toymaker> Trolls are lanky, you'd guess he weighs in at, oh 240 or so

[20:28] <Bolt> Yeah, that sounds good.

[20:28] <Ajantis> (hmmm getting a little overloaded...)

[20:28] * Wanas feeds the horses before we set off

[20:29] <Toymaker> Ghor and the Troll both loaded in?

[20:29] <Bolt> ?me ties a couple of logs together and then ties the troll to it.  To be dragged by the carriage

[20:29] <Tyrion> Toy: Yes.

[20:29] <Tyrion> Ajantis: Drive on!

[20:30] <Wanas> Is the carriage creaking ominously?

[20:30] * Dux boards the carriage

[20:30] * Ajantis heads off at a previously unknown speed

[20:30] * Corine gets on

[20:30] <Ajantis> (after everyone's on

[20:30] * Bolt <<HEAL>>  myself

[20:30] <Toymaker> Aj heads off, but not so fast since the carriage is packed in nicely with a bunch of stuff

[20:30] <Ajantis> :(

[20:30] <Toymaker> 6 hp bolt

[20:30] <Bolt> d8

[20:30] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Bolt (d8) and gets 2.

[20:30] <Bolt> OK

[20:30] <Ajantis> lol lucky

[20:31] <Toymaker> The Carriage rumbles the short trip back to Piniston in only a few hours

[20:31] <Bolt> "Does anyone else require the healing power of Mishakal?"

[20:31] * Ajantis motions no

[20:31] <Tyrion> Ok, let's drag the troll over to Dan's before his arms grow back

[20:31] <Ghorig> (Ghorig tries to raise his hand but remains delightful passed out)

[20:32] <Wanas> can Mishkal cure a hangover equivalent to a mountain being dropped on ones head?

[20:32] <Bolt> "Mishakal could, but won't!"

[20:32] <Dux> maybe Ghorig could use a heal, unless Siln has already taken care of it.

[20:32] <Ajantis> (not very "good" of you)

[20:33] <Bolt> "Nothing personal.  But you brought that upon yourself."

[20:33] <Dux> Is the troll conscious?

[20:33] * Tyrion begins to unload the troll and drag it towards Dans'

[20:33] <Toymaker> [Piniston]

[20:33] <Ajantis> (skip ahead to dan's or does something happen along the way?)

[20:33] <Toymaker> Dux: the troll is throttled

[20:33] <Wanas> Nothing bad about getting crunk in the name of an ancient dwarven tradition!

[20:34] <Tyrion> DM: Is Dan in the immediate area?

[20:34] <Toymaker> Ty: Yes

[20:34] <Bolt> "Heal wouldn't do it.  Perhaps "Cure Poison"

[20:34] <Tyrion> Dan: We have your troll!

[20:34] <Ajantis> we at piniston?

[20:34] <Toymaker> Piniston is not looking too curious about the troll on a carriage

[20:34] <Toymaker> Neither are the People in Dan's place.

[20:35] * Ajantis thinks something liek this has been done before...

[20:35] <Tyrion> DM: Has Dan seen the troll?

[20:35] <Dux> They are not curious?

[20:35] <Toymaker> Dan gets out of the stands where he has been watching a fight and says, "Oh, hey, whats up?"

[20:35] <Tyrion> We have a troll as per your request.  Now about payment....

[20:35] <Ajantis> "month's free training"

[20:36] <Ajantis> "and the money...."

[20:36] <Toymaker> Dan streches out in his Pink pants and says: "Well sure, is it alive and everything?"

[20:36] * Ajantis hesistates to talk about it's arms...

[20:36] <Tyrion> It's alive, although it's arms are going to take some time to regernate to full length

[20:36] <Dux> Sure, just needs to regenerate a bit...

[20:36] * Tyrion grins at Ajantis

[20:37] <Toymaker> Siln is sitting in the carriage reading a book

[20:37] <Tyrion> What book?

[20:37] <Toymaker> Dan: "Well thats fine, as long as it bleeds some..."

[20:37] <Tyrion> It bleeds quite a bit it seems. 

[20:37] * Corine says "Bleeds?"

[20:37] <Tyrion> Now thats 150 each I think?

[20:37] <Bolt> Dan: "You want it's blood?"

[20:38] * Wanas is recalling the glorious destiny that was revealed to him, while holding his head, which has tiny little pixies with pickaxes chipping away at the inside of his skull.

[20:38] * Corine "what are you going to do with it? If you don't mind me asking"

[20:38] <Toymaker> Ty: Something about Religion or whatever

[20:38] * Tyrion suspects they will use it in the fighting arena

[20:38] <Toymaker> Dan: "Yup.  My wife needs trolls blood and I live troll can provide it for a long time."

[20:39] * Tyrion suspects wrong

[20:39] * Dux suspects they use the blood for some regenerative potion

[20:39] * Ajantis agrees with dux...

[20:39] <Toymaker> Dan to Corine: "Oh, i can't really tell you, its a family secret."

[20:39] <Bolt> (Troll blood is probably some element of a regeneration potion or something)

[20:39] <Tyrion> Dan: the 150....

[20:40] <Corine> "Why does she need trolls blood?"

[20:40] <Toymaker> To Ty: "Oh yes of course, you'll need your payments."

[20:40] <Ajantis> "is that all you're going to offer us for this wonderful live bleeding troll?"

[20:40] <Tyrion> Considering the fact the we just butchered a group of trolls and then amputated the arms off of this one, I don't think we can concern ourselves with what they do with it

[20:40] <Toymaker> Dan tells you to give him a sec and runs to his office

[20:40] <Tyrion> Excellent

[20:40] <Dux> Hmmm...  Wonder if the alchemy plant could also use a live troll?

[20:41] * Ajantis thinks we should have "shopped around"

[20:41] <Dux> They might pay more

[20:41] <Toymaker> He comes back with 6 bank rolls, carring them with ease

[20:41] <Tyrion> Ajantis: we already entered into the agreement with this man.  Shopping around would be unethical

[20:42] <Ajantis> (beofer i meant)

[20:42] <Ghorig> (lol, ty talking about ethics)

[20:42] <Toymaker> He says: "here you go!"

[20:42] <Ajantis> (before)

[20:42] <Tyrion> lol Ajantis. Good point

[20:42] <Tyrion> DM: how much is there

[20:42] * Ajantis counts the coins...

[20:42] <Ajantis> and asks about the training...

[20:42] <Toymaker> Dan: "Oh the training....Just take it whenever you want.  Any month, I'll be around."

[20:44] <Toymaker> Dan: "This is my livelyhood you know."

[20:44] <Tyrion> so does it come out to 150 each?

[20:44] <Ajantis> "should"

[20:44] <Toymaker> Yes it does, 6 rolls of 30 platnum pieces

[20:44] <Corine> "how about this month? or should we give Ghorig time to rest?"

[20:44] <Tyrion> unless Dan is trying to put one over on us, in which case I feel sorry for him...oh, good. it adds up

[20:45] <Toymaker> Dan: "It doesn't matter just come whenever.  What happened to your bud?"

[20:45] <Bolt> "I think we shouldn't go anywhere while Ghorig is in this condition."

[20:46] <Ajantis> "he uhhh.. wel...

[20:46] <Tyrion> He's sleeping

[20:46] <Ghorig> (<-- "Bud")

[20:46] <Ajantis> (lol)

[20:46] <Toymaker> Dan: "Oh alrighty, can't train a sleeper I guess.  Is that all?"

[20:46] <Bolt> "He was attacked by  a troll and now he won't wake up."

[20:47] <Tyrion> Dan: Got any smelling salts from the fighting ring?

[20:47] <Bolt> "Dan.  Do you know of someone in town that could help him?"

[20:47] <Toymaker> Dan: "I got something even better, just for being so nice and getting me this."

[20:47] <Toymaker> He runs off again

[20:47] <Corine> "What is it?"

[20:48] <Tyrion> w real boyscout, that Dan

[20:48] <Ajantis> (he's gonna get it)

[20:48] <Ghorig> (Ghorig dreams about smiling

[20:48] <Ghorig> )

[20:48] <Corine> (he didn't hear me lol)

[20:48] <Toymaker> He comes back with three vials of goodies

[20:48] <Tyrion> what are these?

[20:49] <Dux> If this place isn't surprised to see us drag in a live troll.  He must have had more.  What happened to them?

[20:49] <Toymaker> Dan: "Well sometimes accidents happen in the ring, so these will wake 'em up and help fix 'em up."

[20:49] <Tyrion> Dan: Do they drink it or smell it or what?

[20:49] <Toymaker> To dux: "Yeah, every few years we need a new one."

[20:49] <Dux> Dan: Made with troll's blood?

[20:50] <Toymaker> Dan smiles at Dux: "Nope."

[20:50] * Tyrion examines one of the vials

[20:51] <Corine> "He'll have to smell it?"

[20:51] <Toymaker> He takes a vial of clear solution and uncorks it

[20:51] <Toymaker> He takes a second vial of blue solution and pours it on his mouth.

[20:52] <Toymaker> He takes a third solution out and asks: "WHere did he get stabbed?"

[20:52] <Ajantis> "was he stabbed?"

[20:52] <Corine> "He didn't get stabbed"

[20:52] <Bolt> "I didn't see it."

[20:52] <Dux> stabbed?

[20:52] <Toymaker> To Corine: "No, he won't need to smell it.""

[20:52] <Toymaker> Dan: "Or clawed or whatever..."

[20:53] <Dux> In the woods

[20:53] <Dux> hehe

[20:53] <Bolt> (lol)

[20:53] <Ghorig> lol

[20:53] <Corine> "Siln did mention some wounds "

[20:53] <Ghorig> er, i mean...zzzz

[20:53] <Dux> (lol)

[20:53] <Corine> "But I don't think they are infected"

[20:53] <Dux> Where were they?

[20:53] <Tyrion> Dan: Just tell us what to do with the stuff

[20:54] <Toymaker> Dan: "Well, nothing is obvious on him I can't find any would to fix, did he get poisoned?"

[20:54] <Ghorig> (hehe)

[20:54] <Tyrion> He's fatigued. A side effect of the potions he drank. We want to wake him

[20:54] <Corine> i think he might have taken too much

[20:54] <Dux> He was under the influence of some physically enhancing potions

[20:55] <Toymaker> Dan: "Hmmm, well thats a different story than, only a good long bedrest will help him than.  Tell him to use those things in moderation, ok?"

[20:55] <Toymaker> He packs up his supplies

[20:55] * Tyrion growls and heads back to the carriage

[20:56] <Bolt> "While he is resting, may we train here?"

[20:56] <Corine> "Ok, thanks for trying anyway

[20:56] <Corine> "

[20:56] <Tyrion> Siln: Enjoying your religious readings?

[20:56] <Toymaker> Dan: "Sure, big man.  Whenever you want to start just sign in and I'll help you out."

[20:56] <Ajantis> (we take the vials anyway?"

[20:57] <Toymaker> Siln: "Huh?  Oh, yes its interesting, why, did you need me?"

[20:57] <Tyrion> Siln: well, not as such....hang tight

[20:57] <Bolt> "And by the way, we had seven in the party.  Our other cleric helped subdue that troll."

[20:57] * Tyrion runs off

[20:57] * Ajantis heads to the carriage

[20:58] <Bolt> "Yet you only gave us money for six people."

[20:58] <Toymaker> Dan: " Oh, really?  Well I'll get that for ya, I just don't have a bankroll I'll count it up for you though!"

[20:58] <Wanas> hey, if you don't want to do the training, anyoen want to come help me with Bill/Bob? Siln?

[20:58] <Bolt> "That's just fine.  Thank you, sir."

[20:58] <Ajantis> we should get the training out of the way while we're here...

[20:59] <Bolt> (I agree)

[20:59] <Ghorig> (<-- dreaming of laaaarge women)

[20:59] <Ajantis> (do training guys?)

[21:00] <Dux> sure

[21:00] <Corine> sure

[21:00] <Bolt> (Aye)

[21:00] <Ajantis> (we can spend a while here?wait for ghorig to waken)

[21:00] <Dux> Ghorig will want to train after he awakes

[21:00] <Bolt> Dan: "Where would you suggest we lodge whilst we train here?"

[21:00] <Ajantis> he shall wake soon

[21:01] <Toymaker> Dan: "Well, you could rent up a house

[21:01] <Corine> for how much?

[21:02] <Toymaker> Dan: "Well theres a bunch of you so I'd be a big one, so I'd guess for a month it'd be....oh...1,200 or so

[21:03] <Corine> "What if we're not here for that long?"

[21:03] <Ajantis> "we can camp outside the city guys"

[21:03] <Wanas> Dan, any room in training for me?

[21:03] <Ajantis> (cost you wanas)

[21:03] <Ajantis> (or you ould take ghorigs training)

[21:03] <Toymaker> To Wanas: "Well, its not cheap, but if one of your friends doesn't want there's I'll do it for ya."

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[21:05] <Wanas> Ahh, well, unless one of you guys doesn't wnat, ill just go and collect Bill-Bo then

[21:05] <Bolt> "I'd be happy camping in the woods.  I need to feel the grass under my feet occasionally."

[21:05] <Corine> "Hmm, How much would you charge us for 2 weeks or so Dan?"

[21:05] <Ajantis> we get a months' training free

[21:05] <Dux> Hmmm...  I'd prefer the house.

[21:06] <Ajantis> you can pay for the house then dux

[21:06] <Bolt> DM: Is there a temple of good in this town?

[21:06] <Dux> Hmmm... Maybe you should consider that a vote  8^)

[21:06] <Toymaker> To Corine: "Well, I charge 50 gold for a day..."

[21:06] <Ajantis> in either case i'm for the woods

[21:07] * Tyrion returns mumbling something about incompetent alchemists

[21:07] <Corine> "Dux do you want to go check out the Inn's?

[21:07] <Dux> I think that is a fine idea Corine

[21:07] <Tyrion> DM: Is there a guild in towne

[21:08] <Toymaker> Siln Yells out: "What up you guys?"

[21:08] <Toymaker> Ty: none that you know of

[21:08] <Corine> DM: do we find and cheap Inn's?

[21:08] <Bolt> (I gotta sign off for a sec, guys.  BRB)

[21:08] *** Bolt has left #guinessempire

[21:09] <Tyrion> Siln: tried to find a potion to help Ghorig. No dice.  Now deciding where to stay

[21:09] * Dux tells Siln about the training and the debate regarding room.

[21:09] <Toymaker> Corine: One room at the cheapest place is 5 a day, up to about 140 with a decent in for 40

[21:09] <Ajantis> go for the 5 a day.. sit in a stable

[21:09] <Toymaker> Siln: "I'm not sleeping out in the dirty, cold forest, thats for sure!"

[21:09] <Corine> "Dux? What do you think 40?"

[21:10] * Tyrion isn't worried about obtaining a room... there are ways

[21:10] <Dux> For a month!  That's 1200 we might as well get the house.

[21:10] <Tyrion> DM: I check on Ghor. Any change?

[21:10] * Ajantis is milling about....

[21:11] <Dux> Lets see if Siln would like to split a room with us

[21:11] <Dux> hehe

[21:11] <Toymaker> Ghor is still out cold

[21:11] <Toymaker> SIln didn't hear that

[21:11] <Corine> "Well Siln I know you don't think much of me but if you want you can split the house with us"

[21:12] <Corine> "and anyone else who wants to split the cost too"

[21:12] <Toymaker> Siln: "Whatever."

[21:12] <Wanas> So you're all training then? Well, il just take the carriage and go and get Billy-Bob then.

[21:12] <Toymaker> Ghorig: You feel a bit of conscienceness

[21:12] * Dux wonders if that is an affirmative

[21:12] <Tyrion> Why don't we go into a pub and ask around. maybe someone is leaving towne and we can use their house, or they have rooms or something

[21:12] <Ajantis> hmmm dwarf driving carriage.... i better go with him

[21:13] <Ghorig> Mmphfrr..

[21:13] <Corine> "Is that a Yes" to Siln

[21:13] <Toymaker> Siln: "How much will it be and do I get my own room?"

[21:13] * Tyrion yells "GHOR!" and jostles Ghorig's arm

[21:13] * Ajantis goes outside... to the carriage... grumbling something about not training...

[21:13] <Toymaker> Ghorig: You can see light

[21:13] <Corine> 400 for 3 of us

[21:14] <Corine> "Anyone else want to split the house with us?"

[21:14] <Corine> "Dan, how many rooms are there?"

[21:14] <Toymaker> Siln: "Tyrion!  If you can get us a bargain, I'll pay half your share!"

[21:14] <Ghorig> Groohh....

[21:14] <Tyrion> Siln: I'll try it

[21:15] * Tyrion pats Ghor on the shoulder and heads into the pub

[21:15] <Toymaker> Dan: "No idea, I was just estimating."

[21:15] <Toymaker> Ghorig: you felt that pat

[21:15] <Corine> "Umm estimating what"

[21:15] <Corine> "The rooms?"

[21:16] * Ajantis teaches wanas the basics of carriage driving...

[21:16] * Ghorig tries feebly to shake off my "attacker."

[21:16] <Wanas> 'Ahhh, so you keep the carriage on the ROAD...ill remember that

[21:16] <Ghorig> his...

[21:16] <Dux> Ghorig:  Whoa big fella.  Just take it easy

[21:16] * Ajantis shakes his head at wanas's lack of dexterity...

[21:17] <Toymaker> Ghorig: Red can be seen again]

[21:17] <Wanas> Excuse me, i have the dexterity of a graceful mountain goat

[21:17] <Ajantis> and watches and he carriage swerves crazily about the street... almost knocking people over

[21:17] <Ajantis> (as wanas swerves...)

[21:17] <Wanas> a very fat, verging on obese maoutain goat, but a mountain goat nonetheless

[21:17] <Corine> "Kind Sir, would be able to get it for any less? "

[21:18] * Ghorig groggily says, "red...oh no...i'm in hell....

[21:18] <Ghorig> "

[21:18] <Dux> close but not quite

[21:18] <Toymaker> Dan: "Yeah, if someone's feeling generous, I suppose."

[21:19] <Corine> "Generous? How So?"

[21:19] <Wanas> You guys ok? Im gonna go now. Ill be back in a coupla days.

[21:20] <Corine> "We as a group, Is it possible to get it for cheaper.  After all we did bring you back an Troll for your lovly wife"

[21:20] <Toymaker> Dan: "It's not my house or anything, I was just saying that a big house would cost about that much

[21:20] * Ajantis watches as wanas on the carriage slowly wind out of the town

[21:20] <Corine> "Oh"

[21:20] * Tyrion wanders back from the pub

[21:20] <Tyrion> Siln: Ok. we're set.

[21:21] <Toymaker> Dan: "Sorry, I think your friend went looking for a house."

[21:21] <Dux> What's the deal Tyrion?

[21:21] <Corine> "Sorry, I misunderstood you"

[21:21] * Ajantis heads back into dan's to begin his training

[21:21] <Ajantis> eager as always

[21:21] * Tyrion uses body language to indicate he isnt talking while Dan is around

[21:22] * Wanas weaves slowly out of town, heading in the direction of that palce where we left Bill-Bob.

[21:22] <Toymaker> SIln: "Yells, hey guys!  I got something to tell you!"

[21:22] * Tyrion heads over to Siln

[21:22] <Corine> "Well, thank you for your services. I guess we'll be in contact when Ghorig awakes"

[21:22] * Dux heads out to Siln and to talk with Tyrion away from Dan

[21:22] * Ghorig tries to stand but falls over

[21:22] * Dux Helps Ghorig out

[21:22] * Tyrion helps Ghorig steady himself

[21:23] * Corine leaves dan and heads over to Siln

[21:23] <Tyrion> Ok, I got us a good deal on a house to stay in

[21:23] <Toymaker> Ghorig: you can't balance but can mutter

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[21:23] <Ghorig> mmphfroboh...

[21:23] <Ajantis> "dan... what do you do with these things..." *he indicates some weights...*

[21:23] <Corine> Ty: " Great, how much?"

[21:23] <Dux> (lol)

[21:23] <Tyrion> Corine: How does NOTHING sound?

[21:23] * Tyrion grins

[21:23] <Dux> hard to beat

[21:23] <Corine> "How did you manage this?"

[21:23] <Bolt> (Sorry)

[21:24] <Corine> (Wb bax)

[21:24] <Toymaker> Siln: "You stole an entire house?  Thats pretty good!"

[21:24] <Toymaker> She smirks

[21:24] * Tyrion explains that there is a house in town that is for sale and currently unoccupied, and with those thieves on hand entry shouldn't be a problem

[21:24] <Tyrion> these thieves I mean.  Dux and I

[21:24] * Corine *laughs*

[21:24] <Ajantis> (lol)

[21:25] * Ajantis still prefers the woods

[21:25] <Dux> Me?!?  I .. uh ... don't know what you are talking about.

[21:25] <Ghorig> wrzz trool..?

[21:25] <Ajantis> (we gonna skip ahead to when we've all finished training to save about a months' time?

[21:25] <Tyrion> (ack, do our chars not know that Dux?)

[21:25] <Ghorig> me tries to swing at something

[21:26] <Toymaker> Siln: "Oh, Ghorigs waking!"

[21:26] <Dux> (sarcasm)

[21:26] * Tyrion grins at Dux

[21:26] * Bolt tries to find lodging in the nearest good temple

[21:26] * Tyrion walks over to check on Ghorig

[21:26] * Corine ducks hoping ghorig doesn't hit her

[21:26] * Bolt doesn't want to be a tresspasser.

[21:26] * Ghorig tries to focus on Ty

[21:27] <Ghorig> "Stv..bof vv ruu.."

[21:27] <Tyrion> I'm right in front of you Ghorig.  Just relax and your vision will clear

[21:27] <Toymaker> SIln whispers in his ear: "You killed all the trolls.  Thats Ty!"

[21:27] <Ghorig> o

[21:27] <Ghorig> ww bppen?

[21:28] <Corine> "You drank too much of that potion you have"

[21:28] * Tyrion runs into the pub and buys a glass of ale, returning with it and holding it to Ghorig's mouth (if he seems to want it)

[21:28] * Ghorig drinks it without looking first

[21:28] <Bolt> (spit-take)

[21:29] <Dux> Tyrion, did you happen to notice anyone engaged in games of chance in that quaint pub?

[21:29] <Tyrion> Dux: Hmm. I hadn't noticed actually. I'm sure something must be going on though

[21:29] * Ghorig coughs, chokes and sputters in drinking

[21:29] <Tyrion> yes Ajantis

[21:30] * Tyrion laments the ale that gets spilled by Ghorig's sputtering, but alas.

[21:30] <Toymaker> Siln turns back to the party.  "I'm all for a free house, but I's rather not have th hassle of sneaking in.  I'm going to rent a room, ok?"

[21:30] <Tyrion> Siln: Ok. Suit yourself.

[21:30] <Dux> Maybe after I know where our 'hosts' live I will look for a game.

[21:30] <Ajantis> (read chat)

[21:30] <Bolt> What the *$^#@!

[21:31] <Corine> Ty: "I Guess it won't hurt just this once"

[21:32] <Toymaker> Siln Walks off to get a room

[21:32] <Tyrion> Corine: It never hurts.

[21:32] * Bolt can I find a good temple?

[21:32] <Toymaker> Ghorig: The Colors Orange and yellow are added to your perception

[21:33] <Tyrion> Corine: we should probably wait until evening to go in though

[21:33] <Ghorig> "Ty...the room..."

[21:33] <Toymaker> Bolt: No temples at all here....

[21:33] <Ghorig> "it keeps....spinning..."

[21:33] * Dux wonders what time it is?

[21:33] <Corine> "Close your eyes Ghorig, it might help"

[21:33] * Ghorig closes them

[21:33] <Corine> Ty: "Ok Shall we go to the pub for now?"

[21:34] <Tyrion> Ghorig: We're outside. Maybe you should lay down a bit longer.  Do you want any food?

[21:34] <Corine> "Dux, you going?"

[21:34] <Tyrion> *nod* Corine. Let's

[21:34] <Ghorig> "Orange...yellow..i'm in....fire pit...oh no..."

[21:34] * Tyrion thinks Siln is acting strangely

[21:34] <Ghorig> "world's....on fire..."

[21:34] <Dux> I think I could use a good game.  What will we do with Ghorig.  Pretend he is drunk?

[21:34] <Ghorig> "must...put it out...."

[21:34] * Bolt goes to pub with them.

[21:34] <Ghorig> "water..."

[21:35] <Corine> "Ghorig! Nothing is on Fire settle down"

[21:35] * Tyrion leads Ghorig into the pub and directs him to a booth where he has plenty of room

[21:35] <Ghorig> "need....water..."

[21:35] * Dux looks around for a game

[21:35] <Toymaker> Ghorig feels sick

[21:35] <Ghorig> "uh oh..."

[21:35] * Tyrion gets some water from behind the bar and brings it over

[21:36] <Corine> "Ty, you better take him back outside"

[21:36] * Ghorig grabs the water and throws it in front of him

[21:36] <Corine> "He looks sick"

[21:36] <Ghorig> "still..on fire...more...water..."

[21:36] <Toymaker> The pub looks very strange.  Not the normal pub type.  Richer, but no less loud

[21:36] <Tyrion> Ghor: Would you like to go back outside?

[21:36] * Ghorig doubles over, grabbing the floor for balance

[21:36] <Tyrion> Richer?

[21:36] * Tyrion rubs his hands together

[21:37] <Toymaker> Ghorig: Your head feels twisted, but not pained

[21:37] * Dux understands Tyrion all too well

[21:37] <Tyrion> Dux: Did you spot any gaming?

[21:37] <Dux> I don't know

[21:37] <Dux> 8^)

[21:37] * Ghorig grabs his head and yells, "STOP, ME!"

[21:38] <Tyrion> DM: are ppl noticing Ghorig yet, or are they oblivious like to the troll

[21:38] <Toymaker> Dux: The peoples games seem to be cards

[21:38] <Toymaker> Ty: They notice him, but seem to think he's a drunken person from Dan's

[21:39] <Tyrion> Good. Ghorig, you fit right in in this bar

[21:39] * Ghorig slowly turns in circles, trying to "untwist" his head

[21:39] * Dux thinks he might like to join a game.

[21:39] <Toymaker> One man points at a chair and askes if Dux wants the seat

[21:39] <Tyrion> DM: two story building or just one?

[21:40] <Dux> Thank you, don't mind if I do.

[21:40] <Dux> (have we split the money from Dan's yet)

[21:40] <Toymaker> He says the game is poker, and minimum bet is 3 silver

[21:40] <Tyrion> yes Dux

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[21:41] * Dux is relying on his gaming proficiency

[21:41] *** JairoJr has left #GuinessEmpire

[21:41] <Toymaker> A barmaid asks Ghorig if he needs something for his sickness

[21:42] <Ghorig> "Hammer....big one..."

[21:42] <Tyrion> Toy: how many stories in this building?

[21:42] <Dux> I'm in

[21:42] <Toymaker> Ty: 2

[21:43] <Toymaker> The barmaid comes back with a mug of ale and a small shootglas of an unnamed substance

[21:43] <Toymaker> Dux: you win the first game, 3 gold

[21:43] * Tyrion heads upstairs to take a look around

[21:44] * Ajantis is busy in training with Dan...

[21:44] <Dux> Sorry guys.  Beginners luck 8^)

[21:45] <Toymaker> They ante up for the second game

[21:45] <Ghorig> "will it help?" eyeinmg the shotglass

[21:45] <Toymaker> The barmaid smiles and says yes it will

[21:46] <Dux> Count me in again.

[21:46] * Ghorig drinks it

[21:46] <Toymaker> Dux wins again, 4 gold

[21:47] <Ajantis> hehe

[21:47] <Dux> DM: whats the mood around the table.  I don't want to anger these guys just yet.

[21:48] <Toymaker> Dux: They don't seem suspious, they try to converse about working "in th mines"

[21:49] <Dux> Hmmm...  A rich pub where they are discussing working in the mines.  I will listen carefully.

[21:50] <Toymaker> They aren't actually talking about mines, that seems to be a nick-name for the alchemy place. 

[21:50] * Corine goes up to the bar and ask for ale

[21:51] <Toymaker> The tender serves it up

[21:51] * Ghorig shakes his head and tries to climb back into the booth

[21:52] <Toymaker> They seem to think the job is disgustingly boring, spending days working over cauldrons, mixing and cooking

[21:52] * Tyrion comes back downstairs

[21:53] <Bolt> "The toils of this life are but for a season.  The ritches we store up for the afterlife will last forever."

[21:53] <Dux> They need to lose more money then. 

[21:53] <Toymaker> Dux: You loose a 1/2 a gold

[21:54] * Dux feigns disgust that he lost.

[21:54] <Toymaker> Siln sits next to Ghorig, who is feeling a little bit better

[21:54] * Corine goes to watch Dux win

[21:55] * Dux thinks Corine will bring him luck.

[21:55] <Bolt> "Honest work is a joy to all.  Gain through nefarious means is a scourge to the land"  Eyeing Ty and Dux

[21:55] <Toymaker> Siln: calls out to everyone, I got my room, anyone want to share?

[21:55] <Tyrion> Siln: How much you pay for it

[21:55] <Corine> (lol you sure?)

[21:56] <Tyrion> Bolt: I wouldnt dream of being nefarious

[21:56] <Toymaker> Duc wins 5

[21:56] <Toymaker> Siln: 60 a night, its a nice room

[21:56] <Dux> Bolt, it is all merely entertainment.  A distraction for these bored souls.

[21:56] <Tyrion> Siln: Wow. That's 60 more than my place! 

[21:56] <Bolt> "Oh no.  Of course not."

[21:57] <Tyrion> Siln: I think we should leave the bar after a bit however

[21:57] <Toymaker> Siln: "Yeah, after dux finishes cleaning these guys......Well, at least I won't get arrested...."

[21:58] <Tyrion> Siln: maybe even sooner

[21:58] <Corine> Siln: "You must be rich to afford 40 / night for a month

[21:58] <Corine> "

[21:58] <Dux> (we could just advance to the end of the game if you wish)

[21:58] <Tyrion> Ghorig: How are you?

[21:59] <Toymaker> to Corine: "I have a steady job."

[21:59] * Ghorig groans

[21:59] <Toymaker> Dux wins 16 more by the time he feels they are pissed off

[22:00] * Corine mumbles something about 'yeah sure she does, on a corner somewhere' out of hear shot she hopes

[22:00] <Dux> Time to leave folks.  Thanks for the game.

[22:00] <Toymaker> Siln: "Lets just take a month off, I'll give Wanas my training thing, I'll we'll go halp Wanas find that Tri-Keen."

[22:00] <Dux> Tri-Keen?

[22:00] <Wanas> (NOT THAT THEY KNOW I have to get the tri-keen yet, but anyway...)

[22:01] <Toymaker> (Wanas: SIln remembers from long ago!)

[22:01] <Wanas> (yeah but i said i was going to pay off hte necro..anyway, gotta go and get a tri-keen ppl)

[22:01] <Dux> tri-keen?

[22:01] <Tyrion> 'Bout time we got out of this pub anyway

[22:02] <Toymaker> (Wanas: SIln wasn't listening when you said that, she was reading =p)

[22:02] <Ajantis> what does the training do?

[22:02] <Tyrion> DM: is it getting to be evening?

[22:02] <Dux> I agree.  Shall we find our 'rooms'?

[22:02] <Toymaker> Siln: I don't know what it is, but we have to find it!

[22:02] <Ajantis> what did the training do rather

[22:02] <Toymaker> Ty: yes

[22:03] <Dux> (Are we skipping ahead a month?)

[22:03] <Toymaker> Want to skip to a later date?

[22:03] <Ajantis> yup

[22:03] <Ajantis> one month or so?

[22:03] <Dux> (sounds good)

[22:03] <Wanas> so Siln gave me her training?

[22:03] <Ajantis> end of all training

[22:03] <Toymaker> Wanas: yes

[22:03] <Wanas> thats very generous of her

[22:03] <Ghorig> am i back to normal, after a month?

[22:03] <Wanas> Tahnkyou Siln

[22:03] <Ghorig> lol

[22:03] <Toymaker> Ghor: you rewcover fully in 3 days

[22:04] <Ajantis> now for the big moment.,...: training does:......

[22:04] <Ghorig> did i handle the DT's alright?

[22:04] <Ghorig> lol

[22:04] <Tyrion> DM: So we stayed at the empty house right?

[22:04] * Ajantis stayed in the woods

[22:04] <Bolt> not me

[22:04] <Wanas> Ill stay with Tyrion. Rest free sounds good to me

[22:04] <Toymaker> Where is everyone staying?

[22:04] <Wanas> rent

[22:04] * Bolt stayed in the woods

[22:04] <Dux> empty house

[22:04] * Tyrion stayed in the house

[22:04] <Ghorig> with Bolt

[22:04] * Tyrion stays out of the pub after that first day

[22:05] <Toymaker> Siln wonders why Ty prefers to stay with dux.....oh well

[22:05] <Toymaker> and Wanas

[22:05] <Bolt> (lol)

[22:05] <Tyrion> Siln: I wonder why you prefer to pay for a place rather than join us

[22:05] <Ghorig> (whoah...)

[22:05] <Toymaker> 2 weeks pass....

[22:05] <Bolt> (woah-ahh)

[22:06] <Ajantis> another 2 weeks pass,....?

[22:06] <Dux> Tyrion, how long were these folks out of town?

[22:06] <Toymaker> Out the house there is a knocking

[22:06] <Tyrion> Dux: The house is for sale. They moved already, so indefinitely I guess

[22:06] <Toymaker> AT i mean

[22:06] <Tyrion> I look out the window to see who is there

[22:07] <Ghorig> (are Bolt and I in the woods?)

[22:07] * Dux hides in shadows near the door

[22:07] <Corine> (No ones home go away)

[22:07] <Ajantis> (lol you guys)

[22:07] <Toymaker> It appears to be a mage and two people who might go to Dan's Gym

[22:07] <Ajantis> 9lol)

[22:07] <Tyrion> Ok I open the door and say "Can I help you folks?"

[22:07] <Ghorig> (are Bolt and I there?)

[22:07] <Corine> (Ack!)

[22:08] <Bolt> (Noty me)

[22:08] <Tyrion> (who all is at the house?)

[22:08] <Ajantis> (not me either)

[22:08] * Corine hiding in a closet

[22:08] <Toymaker> The mage straitens his robes and says, "Yes, can I see your deed please?"

[22:08] <Ajantis> (??)

[22:08] <Tyrion> I'm sorry my good man, I don't have a deed. This house is for sale and I've been paid by the owners to keep watch over it until it sells

[22:09] <Toymaker> He frowns. "DO you have written permision?

[22:09] * Tyrion frowns as well. No sir, just verbal permission. The house is empty and I'm juist watching to see that no one breaks in

[22:10] <Tyrion> Let me get my associate.  Corine!

[22:11] <Toymaker> The man again bounces back a frown.  "The Neighborhood has said that strangers were living here and that they hadn't seen you before, not til at least 2 weeks after the residents had left."

[22:11] <Corine> "Yes?" (coming from another room)

[22:11] <Tyrion> Yes sir, we met the owners on the road a few weeks back and contracted with them there. They directed us to the house

[22:12] * Tyrion watches Corine and her 18 charisma come out to help

[22:12] * Corine walks up

[22:12] <Toymaker> The mage doesn't frown this time

[22:12] <Corine> "Hello Kind Sir, how can I help you?"

[22:12] <Dux> (18 cha!  vavavoom

[22:12] <Dux> )

[22:12] <Corine> "Is something wrong?"

[22:12] * Tyrion bows to Corine and turns to the mage. "Allow me to introduce my associate Corine"

[22:12] <Ajantis> lol

[22:13] <Ajantis> oops

[22:13] <Toymaker> "Well, anyway, I'm not sure how believeible that is. Why would they send some random travelers down to there housewithout warning?"

[22:13] * Tyrion quietly draws a dagger beneath his cloak and holds on to it

[22:13] <Dux> (hide in shadows 65%)

[22:14] <Corine> "Without warning whom?"

[22:14] <Corine> "We're not evil doers"

[22:14] <Tyrion> Not entirely random, actually, as we're known to associates of theirs... friend of a friend you may say.  We discovered this while talking to them after we first met.

[22:14] <Toymaker> "The authorities or neighbors.  It seems suspicious, really."

[22:14] * Tyrion thinks it'll be even more suspicious when my dagger is stuck in your ribs, but he doesnt say it

[22:15] <Corine> "If there's nothing else Sir I have to get back to my studies.  I have to study my magic , Sir"

[22:16] <Tyrion> Yes, we can clear this up in a few days when the owner returns

[22:16] <Toymaker> The man looks curious.  "Well, I'd like to believe this and I do enough not to arrest you.  I'll be sending word up tp Enoch about this..."

[22:16] <Corine> "There really must be some confusion sir, they said they would take care of it "

[22:16] <Toymaker> He turns to leave

[22:17] <Corine> "and all we'd have to do was take care of the house"

[22:17] * Corine shuts the door

[22:17] <Tyrion> Excellent. Send regards to my sister Genevieve while you're at it.  Bye bye now...

[22:17] <Tyrion> (oh door shut. drat.)

[22:17] <Dux> (lol)

[22:17] <Tyrion> Ok we have to vacate this place soon

[22:17] <Corine> (Ty yell out the window)

[22:17] * Dux unhides from shadows

[22:17] * Tyrion yells out the window for the man to send regards to his sister Genevieve at the temple in Port Enoch

[22:18] <Dux> We should leave under cover of darkness in case the house is being watched

[22:18] <Toymaker> Two more weeks pass and the training is complete.  You all participated, right?

[22:18] <Tyrion> is Bolt or Siln in the house?

[22:18] <Toymaker> Ty: Nope

[22:18] <Wanas> Yep.

[22:18] <Tyrion> ok

[22:18] <Ghorig> YES!

[22:18] <Corine> Dux: "and not all at once either they might suspect something"

[22:18] * Tyrion confesses that he made off with some "property" from the pub as well, so perhaps we should get out of towne

[22:19] <Tyrion> just a friendly warning

[22:19] <Ghorig> don't worry ty, they won't touch you

[22:19] <Ghorig> grah

[22:19] <Tyrion> Ghorig! I always know I can count on your my large friend

[22:19] <Wanas> ah, Tyrion, you're incorrigible

[22:19] <Wanas> What'd you steal, bath towels?

[22:19] <Ajantis> no a robe

[22:19] <Ajantis> :P

[22:19] <Corine> the soap too

[22:19] <Tyrion> oh, I forgot to tell the mage my name, so he could give Genevieve my regards lol

[22:20] <Dux> At least I only played an honest game of cards.

[22:20] <Tyrion> Corine: a pouch full of gold from a locked room. I figure someone will be mad

[22:20] <Ghorig> i'm sure he'll give her a description

[22:20] <Tyrion> Ghorig: Good point. I can see her gritting her teeth already

[22:20] <Wanas> So what'd teh training do?

[22:20] <Toymaker> Wanas: lets find out....

[22:21] <Dux> It was only two weeks, right?

[22:21] * Ajantis has been training hard..

[22:21] <Ajantis> yeah only 2 :(

[22:21] * Bolt was there every day, but Sunday of course.

[22:21] <Tyrion> Toy: 2 more weeks passed? We already abandoned the house right? we dont see the mage and his cohorts again?

[22:22] <Toymaker> AJ!  Your training was focused on muscle mass.  You now have a Charisma +2 in sex appeal and can press 30 more lbs

[22:22] <Toymaker> Ty: 2 more passed

[22:22] * Ghorig took his frustration out on the equipment

[22:22] <Toymaker> BolT!  You get the next level of 18

[22:22] <Tyrion> ok, are we all together?

[22:22] <Ajantis> yoh joy

[22:22] <Ghorig> ...and lost some money repairing it too, i'll bet, lol

[22:23] <Toymaker> Corine, you get a max carry w/o encumb +5 and total +10

[22:23] <Toymaker> Dux:  You get a str point

[22:23] <Bolt> (18(51)?)

[22:23] <Toymaker> Ghor: your in better shape, but no stat change

[22:23] <Toymaker> Wanas: same

[22:23] <Bolt> haha

[22:23] * Dux jumps for joy, then flexes his strands of steel proudly   or not

[22:24] <Toymaker> Tyrion: +1 str

[22:24] <Ajantis> so i didn't get any stronger :( oh well

[22:24] <Ajantis> i look better :) *flexes*

[22:24] <Tyrion> Siln: How was your month?

[22:24] <Toymaker> AJ: He thought your ugliness needed to be fixed

[22:24] <Ajantis> ah well :P

[22:24] <Toymaker> You aren't actually more charming, your just sexier

[22:24] <Toymaker> =p

[22:25] <Ajantis> heh

[22:25] <Ajantis> thought not

[22:25] <Toymaker> anyway, you meet outside of town I suppose

[22:25] <Ajantis> yup

[22:25] <Dux> Cool.

[22:25] <Bolt> DM: that's 18(51)?

[22:25] <Toymaker> Bolt: yes

[22:25] * Tyrion tells everyone the story of the mage and his friends and laughs

[22:25] <Bolt> k

[22:25] * Ajantis laughs

[22:25] <Dux> Hey, you know I could have forged a deed for us if we wanted to stay.

[22:26] <Tyrion> Dux: ooh. hey what about that. If you do, we can sell the house and pocket a lot of money....

[22:26] <Ghorig> LOL

[22:26] <Ghorig> do it!

[22:26] <Tyrion> yes, do it

[22:26] <Toymaker> Siln says her nice room all too herself was great!! (quite sarcastically)

[22:26] <Dux> Hmmm...  good idea, but Don't let Bolt hear you say that though

[22:26] <Tyrion> we can tell them we're acting as agents of the owners. We've already established we met them

[22:26] <Ghorig> i can get a LOT more potions for that kind of money

[22:26] <Tyrion> lol Ghorig. You havent been cured of wanting potions yet?

[22:26] <Toymaker> Siln shakes her head

[22:27] <Corine> You didn't stay there Ghorig lol

[22:27] <Corine> j/j

[22:27] <Ghorig> why? dey work great!

[22:27] <Dux> I would just need to see a deed to know what they generally look like.

[22:27] <Ajantis> "where to now?"

[22:27] <Tyrion> DM: how much do we think the house would sell for, did anyone tell me when I asked about it?

[22:27] * Bolt walks up.  "how's everyone doing?  I feel great!

[22:27] <Dux> Of course it hasn't sold yet, so we would probably have trouble selling it as well.

[22:27] <Toymaker> SIln: "Well that was a nice break, but we shoulod egt back to work..."

[22:27] <Toymaker> Ty:  Its a large piece of property

[22:27] <Corine> sell it cheap

[22:28] <Tyrion> Dux: No, see we're acting as agents of the owners, so it looks like we're supposed to sell it!

[22:28] <Bolt> (Sell it at half market value!)

[22:28] <Corine> not toooo cheap

[22:28] <Ajantis> (people will flock)

[22:28] <Tyrion> we could auction it off

[22:28] <Dux> And we will draw a lot of attention to ourselves...

[22:28] <Ghorig> dat ok dux, i take care of dat

[22:28] <Tyrion> hmm...otherwise we either go get a tri-keen or go kill genevieve

[22:29] <Toymaker> Siln looks off at the sky confused: "I guess working for your money is out of style these days."

[22:29] * Ajantis is against killing gen

[22:29] <Ajantis> (or being directly involved anyway)

[22:29] <Tyrion> Siln: Hey, it's work believe me.  Money doesnt just fall out of purses

[22:29] <Dux> Lets go after this.. tri-keen thing.  Do we have an idea where it is?

[22:29] <Ajantis> no

[22:29] * Tyrion doesn't know

[22:29] <Toymaker> Siln grins:  "So how was it like living with two elves.  I would have gone nuts!"

[22:29] <Dux> Siln?

[22:29] * Corine *shrugs*

[22:30] <Wanas> there evil, trikeens are. The necro said they ate ppl

[22:30] <Bolt> "I want to go help the elves by killing more trolls!"

[22:30] <Tyrion> Siln: it was fine. and the price was right too

[22:30] * Ajantis doesnt' mind what we do

[22:30] * Corine tells Dux about Siln once calling her a "long eared freak"

[22:30] <Dux> Helping the elves isn't a bad idea either.

[22:30] <Tyrion> Wanas: does that make them evil though?  Owls eat mice, maybe we're like mice to them

[22:30] <Corine> (llol)

[22:30] <Tyrion> but big mice with swords

[22:31] <Toymaker> Siln: "Anyway, we have 16 things we could do, so lets pick one.  I think we should get a Tri-Keen!"

[22:31] <Dux> Corine: As far as I am concerned you are a goddess.

[22:31] <Bolt> The mice would kill the owls if they could.

[22:31] <Wanas> i think it would make them evil to the ppl they ate

[22:31] <Wanas> we only need one anyway

[22:31] <Tyrion> Siln: where

[22:31] <Wanas> lets just follow one until it tries to eat someone, and then kill it in self-defence

[22:31] <Dux> Tri-keen sounds good to me.  Interesting anyway.

[22:31] <Corine> Dux: "Why thank you! You're such a gentlelf" (gentlemen lol)

[22:31] <Ajantis> yup

[22:32] <Toymaker> SIln: "Unless Wanas has new info, Acland.  That place isn't friendly, though."

[22:32] <Tyrion> Wanas: well, even if it isnt evil, thats not sufficient reason not to kill it if we need it

[22:32] <Bolt> "Does the deal still stand?  We have been away from that man for almost 3 months."

[22:32] <Tyrion> Siln: what do you mean isnt friendly?  Anyway, we have ghorig

[22:32] <Wanas> yeah but they are evil, so....

[22:32] <Tyrion> Wanas: so its even better

[22:32] <Toymaker> Siln: "They agressively convert.  And Kill."

[22:32] <Tyrion> Siln: Convert to what?

[22:32] <Ghorig> Grah!

[22:33] <Ghorig> (converge?)

[22:33] <Toymaker> She takes out her religion book and points to a picture of the sun.  "Gen."

[22:33] <Tyrion> Siln: Fine. then we'll tell them that genevieve personally sent us on an errand for whatever it is we're after

[22:33] * Ajantis is unconcerned with this "religious" mumbo jumbo

[22:34] <Tyrion> Ajantis: good point. let's get going

[22:34] <Toymaker> Siln looks at him confused.  "If they say that, they'll kill us."

[22:34] * Tyrion hmms

[22:34] <Ghorig> no they won't...hehe

[22:34] <Ghorig> i got more potions still

[22:34] <Wanas> The necro said to head down to Acland

[22:34] * Tyrion winks slyly at Ghorig

[22:34] * Ghorig grins mischievously

[22:34] <Wanas> they hang out round there

[22:35] <Tyrion> onward then, at let the fools interfer with us at their own peril!

[22:35] * Ajantis hops aboard the carriage

[22:35] * Tyrion heads to the carraige

[22:35] <Ajantis> noticing the lack of care wanas has taken with it...

[22:35] <Toymaker> Siln:  "If you feel that we can.  I think we should keep it secretive."

[22:35] <Bolt> "I've never been to Ackland.  Let's be off."

[22:36] * Dux takes a seat next to the new sexier Ajantis...  haha

[22:36] <Wanas> hey, one of the wheels is only slightyl wobbley

[22:36] <Tyrion> Siln: ok , we'll be secretive.  But lets get the job done

[22:36] * Ajantis does a quick inspection and fixes that which can be in a few mins...

[22:36] <Toymaker> Everyone piles into the Carriage?

[22:36] <Ajantis> then heads off

[22:36] <Bolt> "Once again, Siln, you may ride with me if you so desire."

[22:36] <Dux> So what's the payoff for this commission anyway?

[22:36] <Ghorig> yep

[22:37] <Corine>  yep

[22:37] <Toymaker> Siln thinks about it and says, "Nah I'd rather chat."

[22:37] <Wanas> um, we get a trikeen, and for that we get a preserved corpse....

[22:37] <Ajantis> hmmmm

[22:37] <Tyrion> Dux: well, thats the problem. Nothing, except that we get someone to raise a dead person who is of no use to us.  But it will be fun I suppose :)

[22:37] <Toymaker> Once you have Bill you will be invincible I hear

[22:37] <Wanas> Adn it'll make you feel warm and fuzzy inside

[22:37] * Dux rubs his chin.

[22:37] <Ghorig> lol

[22:37] * Corine whispers to Dux "hurry let's leave her"

[22:38] <Ghorig> our deathless map carrier?

[22:38] <Tyrion> Bill was killed pretty easily.

[22:38] <Corine> (lol)

[22:38] <Toymaker> Wanas is strong though, he hacked him up.

[22:38] * Dux whispers back 'who?'

[22:38] <Tyrion> Let's just hope the necromancer knows what he's doing and Fervant's soul doesnt get called back instead.  He's probably "floating" around as well

[22:38] * Corine says "Siln" but that she wasn't that mean

[22:40] <Corine> (corine wasn't that mean not siln

[22:40] <Corine> )

[22:40] * Ajantis drives the carriage off once everyone is aboard.... looking for a small town where we can resupply

[22:40] <Toymaker> Siln: "Does anyone know how to catch a Tri-Keen.  I've seen one, but it was a friend of the guild.  It ate what we killed, if I remember right, it was a hunter and felt adventuring was hunting the finest prey."

[22:41] <Tyrion> Siln: a FRIEND? So some of them are good?

[22:41] <Toymaker> Siln: "I have some bad friends..."

[22:41] <Tyrion> Siln: present company excluded

[22:41] <Toymaker> She isn't looking at Corine or Dux....

[22:42] <Wanas> Im sure we can find a man-eating one somewhere

[22:42] <Tyrion> I say we walk up to the Tri-Keen, ask it to sacrifice itself to raise Bill, and if it says no, let Ghorig dismemeber it

[22:42] <Ajantis> lol

[22:42] <Dux> Are we supposed to retrieve a live one?

[22:43] <Toymaker> The carriage stops for supplies (will cost a total of 6 gp for new blankets, rations per person)

[22:43] <Tyrion> Wanas: Does it have to be alive?

[22:43] * Ajantis also inquires about anything magical in a store nearby

[22:43] <Wanas> dead i believe

[22:43] <Toymaker> AJ: not here

[22:44] <Tyrion> ok

[22:44] <Ajantis> ok

[22:44] <Toymaker> Siln: "I wonder about that town though, everything seemed wierd, did it to you?"

[22:44] <Tyrion> Siln: yes. it was odd. can't figure it though

[22:44] <Bolt> ""which town?"

[22:44] <Dux> Siln:

[22:44] <Tyrion> The one we were in with Dan

[22:44] <Toymaker> (BTW: You can pass through Trevy's farm on the way there if you'd like."

[22:45] <Dux> Siln: what was it that most struck you as odd?

[22:45] <Ajantis> why not...

[22:45] <Bolt> Yeah!  Get some more money.

[22:45] <Ajantis> stop at farm?

[22:45] <Tyrion> Maybe we could get that kobold to join us

[22:45] <Toymaker> Siln: "The people were all kinda rich, the whole place seemed artificial and that boy-scout Dan was wierdest of them all!"

[22:45] <Wanas> We can pick up our first months money, for no gobbo attacks

[22:46] <Toymaker> (He payed you the first 6 months in advance)

[22:46] <Bolt> "Hopefully there weren't any."

[22:46] <Wanas> oh, ok

[22:46] <Wanas> goodo

[22:46] <Ajantis> (lol)

[22:46] <Tyrion> let's ask trevy about the towne

[22:47] <Bolt> OK

[22:47] <Tyrion> DM: we stop at the farm

[22:47] <Toymaker> [Trevy's Planatation]

[22:47] <Tyrion> DM: did we know the name of the towne we were just in?

[22:47] <Dux> Piniston I think

[22:47] <Toymaker> Dan's town?

[22:47] <Tyrion> DM: yes

[22:47] <Toymaker> dux is right

[22:47] <Tyrion> right. thanks Dux

[22:48] <Toymaker> Trevy is out on the porch, looking at the mountains when you arrive.

[22:48] <Toymaker> His bald head shines in the sunlight

[22:48] * Tyrion says "Hail!"

[22:49] * Ghorig steps out of the carriage to stretch

[22:49] <Bolt> "Good day, sir."

[22:49] <Dux> Siln: You were right about the town.  The men in the pub seemed to be fairly rich but complained about doing boring manual labor all day.

[22:49] <Toymaker> Trevy: "Why hello fellows, back so soon?"

[22:50] <Ghorig> Grah!

[22:50] <Tyrion> Yes we are. What can you tell us of Piniston?

[22:50] <Dux> We just couldn't stay away

[22:50] <Wanas> Any goblin attacks recently?

[22:50] <Ghorig> "We missed you."

[22:50] * Ghorig hugs Trevy

[22:50] <Ghorig> ...remembering he gave me the money to buy those potions

[22:51] <Toymaker> Trevy listens to the questions and smiles.  "First of all, those mountains are as clear as I've ever seen them..."

[22:51] <Toymaker> He pushes away at Ghorig's rush of affection

[22:52] * Tyrion clears his throat. "Piniston?"

[22:52] <Toymaker> He finishes removing Ghorig from his body and says: "Yes, Pinston is a lovely place, clean and well run, but I have some problems with it."

[22:53] <Tyrion> what problems

[22:53] <Toymaker> "Elise, who has been mayor since before I was born, insists on battling with me on who is richer.  I'm afraid one day she might beat me..."

[22:54] <Toymaker> "Also, I'm sure what she does hurts people, I'll not use any of her products."

[22:54] <Bolt> "With  what they charge for thier potions, I don't doubt that she is rich!"

[22:54] <Tyrion> Your life would be easier without her mucking it up I suppose

[22:54] <Dux> How exactly do yo think she is harming people.

[22:54] <Dux> ?

[22:55] <Toymaker> Trevy: "No, its not that.  Her city buys my wheat, which helps me especially since her city is so rich.  Without her, I wouldn't be as successful.  Its a rivalry, though nonetheless."

[22:55] * Tyrion nods

[22:55] <Toymaker> To Dux: "Her products aren't natural like corn and magic.  They scare me."

[22:56] <Tyrion> Any thoughts on killing a tri-keen?

[22:56] <Corine> "Hmmm, and we went shopping there"

[22:56] <Ghorig> my potions...

[22:56] * Ajantis is waiting with the cariage

[22:57] <Ghorig> ...made me go splat...

[22:57] <Toymaker> He looks back up at the mountains.  "Tri-Keen?"

[22:57] * Tyrion nods to Ghorig. Maybe they were bad potions

[22:57] <Tyrion> Yes trevy, tri-keen

[22:57] <Toymaker> "Never seen one myself.  Wouldn't know.  I hear they live near that damned cespol Acland, though."

[22:58] <Dux> What do you know about Acland?

[22:58] <Tyrion> Yes, we're on our way to Acland now. To clean up the towne

[22:58] <Toymaker> "They pretend to be religious followers, but there just a bunch of murders and extortionists."

[22:58] <Toymaker> "I don't fear them though, I'd like to see them try to attack my place."

[22:59] <Dux> What religion do they profess to follow?

[22:59] <Bolt> "What sort of "religion" do they suppose?"

[23:00] <Toymaker> Trevy: "They worship the sun, they way and run around killing people and taking there things with maces.  Its quite sick."

[23:00] * Corine listens closely

[23:00] <Toymaker> Siln says hi to AJ, also waiting in the carriage

[23:00] <Tyrion> Who runs the city?

[23:00] <Toymaker> Trevy: "wouldn't know.  They don't engage in direct diplomacy with anyone.  They just send threats."

[23:01] * Ajantis smiles...

[23:01] <Bolt> "There's nothing more abominable than evil in the guise of religion!"

[23:01] <Ajantis> but not much else though

[23:01] <Toymaker> Trevy: "I agree."

[23:01] <Tyrion> Well I say we head on down there. Sounds like a place where we could make aname

[23:01] <Wanas> Off we goes...

[23:01] <Ghorig> grah

[23:01] <Toymaker> Trevy shakes his head: "DOn't do anything stupid now."

[23:02] <Tyrion> Trevy: us? never

[23:02] * Dux heads off to see if Siln knows more about this sun worship.

[23:02] <Bolt> "Thank you for your thoughts.  Good day."

[23:02] <Toymaker> "Just warning yah.  You still have a lot more money coming in, I hope."

[23:02] * Tyrion heads back to the carriage

[23:03] <Toymaker> SIln greets them and asks whats up

[23:03] * Ghorig reloads

[23:03] <Toymaker> Ty at least

[23:04] <Tyrion> We're headed to Acland, Siln. To reform the towne

[23:04] <Dux> Siln: Can you tell us anymore about this sun worship? Something that might help us to know what to expect.

[23:05] <Toymaker> SIln doesn't sound too confident when she says: "They worship the sun.  They say it is the source of all life and that all other things were merely created by it."

[23:05] * Tyrion suspects we better disguise Bolt and Siln as something other than religious folk

[23:05] <Bolt> "Pfff, What nonsense!"

[23:05] <Toymaker> "They belive in spreading this with sword-end coversion.  Or mace-end I believe."

[23:05] <Tyrion> Bolt: Sounds like they arent too tolerant

[23:06] <Tyrion> OK. let's go

[23:06] <Toymaker> Siln has very obvious looking religious robes

[23:06] <Tyrion> We can all say we are sun worshippers

[23:06] * Ajantis gets the carriage "fired up"

[23:06] * Tyrion hops in the carriage

[23:07] <Ajantis> "next major town guys./... we should "upgrade" the carriage"

[23:07] * Dux boards the carriage after helping Corine up

[23:07] <Toymaker> "I think that it'd be better if we found some of there outfits, they might know we're not one of them on sight

[23:07] <Toymaker> Aj: no more major towns till Acland

[23:07] <Toymaker> Unless you like Kobolds

[23:07] <Tyrion> Let's just get down there

[23:07] <Ajantis> nps

[23:08] <Dux> Bolt: would you be willing to disguise your religious affiliation for a time?

[23:08] <Tyrion> DM: skip ahead to Acland?

[23:08] <Ghorig> i'll fit in

[23:08] <Ghorig> all 7'5" of me

[23:08] * Corine smiles at Dux and thanks him for helping her

[23:08] <Toymaker> Siln: "If we want into the town, we should assualt a patrol or something along those lines to get outfits.  Or our "thieves" can steal 1"

[23:09] <Toymaker> Ty: We'll skip to within 10 miles of Acland

[23:09] <Ajantis> ok

[23:09] <Dux> If Bolt doesn't want to hide his affiliation we could take him in as a 'prisoner'

[23:09] <Tyrion> Siln: Do you really thikn the ppl attack all visitors on sight?

[23:10] <Corine> he'd still be lying ... would he go along with that?

[23:10] <Toymaker> Siln: "I think they ask for conversion first then kill us!  I'm sure they have nasty conversion rituals."

[23:10] <Tyrion> Siln: well, lets just convert then. or pretend to

[23:10] <Bolt> "I preferr that plan Dux.  I don't think I will need to defile my beliefs for the likes of these infidels!"

[23:10] <Ghorig> dey won't get dat far

[23:10] <Tyrion> Siln: oh, the rituals.

[23:10] <Tyrion> ack

[23:10] <Toymaker> SIln asks: "Am I an infidel too" with a smile

[23:10] <Ghorig> dey attack, i attack them, they run..or die..

[23:11] <Corine> With what Trevy said ... I don't want to convert to a mace

[23:11] <Ghorig> and no healing dem, Siln

[23:11] <Ghorig> HAA ha

[23:11] * Corine snickers

[23:11] <Tyrion> If they ask us, we'll simply point out the the moon is more powerful than the sun and go about our business

[23:11] <Bolt> Siln: "You dont appear to be using your beliefs as an excuse for murder and robbery."

[23:11] <Corine> and turns to Dux to try to hide her laughter

[23:11] <Dux> That plan would work with uniforms from a patrol.  We would be a patrol leading in prisoners.

[23:11] <Toymaker> Ghorig complains about the elf sympathizers

[23:12] <Toymaker> SIln complains about ghor that is

[23:12] <Ghorig> lol

[23:12] <Tyrion> Ok, DM, have we seen any patrols?

[23:12] <Bolt> "All we need here is a Tri-keen and were out, right?"

[23:12] <Toymaker> I'll set the scene for ya

[23:13] <Ghorig> bolt?

[23:13] <Ghorig> we purge city of uncleanness?

[23:13] <Ghorig> grah...ha...ha...ha

[23:13] <Wanas> yep, lets focus guys. We don't even need to go near the population centers, just find a trikeen

[23:13] <Dux> Is Acland a region or a city?

[23:13] <Tyrion> maybe the tri-keen have a village

[23:14] <Toymaker> Acland is about ten miles away.  You can see its walls are about 30 feet high and stretch out quite far.  You are South of it and to the north/west is a river that floes strait into the city.  There are a lot of guard towers in these walls that go up another 10 feet....

[23:14] <Toymaker> The river at least appears to flow strait in

[23:15] <Toymaker> on the north/east side you can make out fields of cops outside the walls of the city.

[23:15] <Toymaker> cops=crops

[23:15] <Dux> (lol)

[23:15] <Toymaker> Thats what you can see from here

[23:16] <Dux> Does the river flow out or just in?

[23:16] <Toymaker> Just in it looks like, might flow into the fields or some-such

[23:17] <Bolt> "Don't Tri-keen live in the mountains?"

[23:18] <Tyrion> we could sneak in via the river if we have to go in. but the tri-keen must have a settlement somewhere nearby. surely not in the city

[23:19] <Dux> Where was Wanas told to look for them?

[23:19] <Tyrion> let's use one of the elves as bait and let the tri-keen come to us

[23:19] <Corine> (Thri-Keen) =o)

[23:19] <Wanas> maybe a few should jsut go in and find out where they are?

[23:19] <Toymaker> Siln resists seconding that one

[23:20] <Tyrion> Wanas; good idea. we can tell the city folk we are disciples of the sun here to clean away the blasphemous scourge of thri-keen

[23:20] <Corine> I'll go ...

[23:20] <Tyrion> let's go into the city

[23:20] <Toymaker> Siln: "I'd go in, but I'm not sure if I can take the rituals...."

[23:20] <Dux> I could disguise myself if I had a uniform or some such

[23:20] * Ajantis shall remain behind... despite his wonderful new sex appeal

[23:20] <Ghorig> i'll go

[23:21] <Ghorig> (someone's gotta protect you_

[23:21] <Ghorig> )

[23:21] <Wanas> what races do they not like?

[23:21] <Dux> Whoa, Ghorig I think you will stand out like a sore thumb.

[23:21] <Ajantis> everyone?

[23:21] <Ghorig> so?

[23:21] <Ghorig> hehe

[23:21] <Toymaker> Siln: "They like all races, they just hate the non-belivers.  I think they are mostly hobgolbins and humans, if my book is up to date."

[23:22] <Tyrion> ok so from here on in we're belivers

[23:22] <Bolt> "I realize that my presence in the city will jeopardize everyone, so I will remain outside."

[23:22] <Toymaker> Siln: "I don't think they'll belive you.  This isn't the Pinston police!"

[23:22] <Tyrion> believers from the North where they wear different uniforms or insignia, but follow the same religion?

[23:22] <Wanas> Yes, a dwarf who worships the sun. Perhaps a little strange?

[23:23] <Tyrion> otherwise, I endorse Ghorigs plan.  The attack, we attack, they run or they die.

[23:23] <Ghorig> GRAH!

[23:23] <Toymaker> SIln: "This is the only known settlement, I think they all have the same symbol."

[23:23] * Tyrion pats Ghorig on the shoulder

[23:23] <Bolt> "I'll remain in the mountains to the south (or wherever is close) and wait for your return."

[23:23] <Toymaker> Siln looks at Ty:  "Thats nuts!"

[23:23] <Tyrion> Siln: the only KNOWN settlement. but what about the unknown one we come from?

[23:23] <Dux> Can we find a patrol and possibly 'borrow' some uniforms?

[23:24] <Tyrion> Dux: yes. especially if the town is big so not everyone knows each other

[23:24] <Ghorig> none are going to fit me dux

[23:24] <Toymaker> Siln to Ty: "They aren't stupid!"

[23:24] <Ghorig> but i don't care all that much, lol

[23:24] <Tyrion> Siln: almost everyone is stupid

[23:24] <Ghorig> LOL

[23:24] <Dux> Exactly Ghorig.  You will stick out, so you are our 'prisoner'

[23:24] <Tyrion> Look, why not scout around in the area outside of town. the thri-keen arent inside the city after all

[23:24] <Toymaker> SIln to Ty:"I think its nuts."

[23:24] * Ghorig BELLOWS in RAGE!!!

[23:24] <Ghorig> "Prisoner!!"

[23:25] <Toymaker> Siln: "Why did I suggest this?"

[23:25] <Ghorig> how about i just walk in there and thump everyone on the head

[23:25] <Tyrion> Siln: I think you were hoping the elves would be eaten

[23:25] <Ghorig> the first to wake up will tell me what i want to know or die

[23:25] <Wanas> yeah, ill look round outside the city with anyone ele not going in.

[23:26] <Toymaker> AJ the sexy: You see horses in the distance

[23:26] * Ajantis mutters something about ghorig... and a trap...

[23:26] <Tyrion> DM: any sign of patrols or scouts?

[23:26] <Tyrion> ah...

[23:26] <Ajantis> :)

[23:26] * Ajantis cneaks away into the scrub land to get a closer look

[23:26] <Dux> Ajantis, you want company?

[23:26] <Ajantis> up to you

[23:27] <Toymaker> Siln: "Are we talking or what?

[23:27] * Dux quietly follows with arrow nocked.

[23:27] <Tyrion> Siln: lets seed how many are coming

[23:27] <Tyrion> see

[23:27] <Ajantis> any trees nearby?

[23:27] <Toymaker> Siln thinks she should change out of her blantly religious outfit, but damn flat plains don't help

[23:27] <Toymaker> AJ: no, its plains around here

[23:27] <Toymaker> grassy and all

[23:27] <Ajantis> damn

[23:28] <Tyrion> DM: how many coming?

[23:28] <Dux> tall grass?

[23:28] <Toymaker> most of the grass is tall enough so you can hide in it

[23:28] * Ajantis attempts to hide amongst the thick grass and rocks

[23:28] <Toymaker> Ty:  Looks like a dozen

[23:28] * Ajantis unshoulders one of his bows

[23:28] * Ghorig pulls out both of his axes

[23:28] <Tyrion> Ok, we could talk to them for a bit, lull them then attack

[23:29] <Tyrion> Siln could pretend to be hurt

[23:29] * Wanas pulls out his axe

[23:29] <Toymaker> Siln to Bolt: "Are you going to take off your holy symbol?"

[23:29] * Tyrion has his long sword out

[23:29] * Ajantis circles round the patrol as they head towards the group..(if they do)

[23:29] <Toymaker> She runs into the carriage to change

[23:29] <Ajantis> taking them from behind as it were...

[23:29] <Bolt> "I'm not going in.  I will not enter the city of infidels."

[23:30] <Tyrion> someone could pretend to be hurt and we could say we're bringing them to the city for the healing power of the sun. to convert or whatever, then when they examine the person we strike

[23:30] * Dux moves off a short ways and hides in shadows in the grass with his short bow ready.

[23:30] <Toymaker> Siln comes out of the carriage in a dress with a knife wound running down her calf.

[23:31] <Toymaker> She stumbles over to the visable party, "good?"

[23:31] * Ajantis holds his bow sideways so as not to stickout above the grass and notches an arrow and aims for the middle of the pack

[23:31] <Tyrion> Siln: ok. lay down.

[23:31] <Ghorig> you okay, girl?

[23:31] <Toymaker> She lies down and pretneds to be whiny and important

[23:32] * Ghorig bends down to try to bind her wound

[23:32] <Toymaker> The Patrol is Closing in

[23:32] <Ghorig> i fix it - hold on

[23:32] * Tyrion stands up as they arrive

[23:32] <Bolt> "How many are coming?"

[23:32] <Toymaker> 12

[23:32] * Ajantis thinks he could set the entire plain on fire... but then dismisses the idea

[23:32] <Ajantis> a dozennn

[23:32] * Wanas is concealed

[23:32] <Ghorig> Siln, how you do dis?

[23:32] <Ghorig> you gotta be careful

[23:33] * Ghorig gets a cloth to wrap around her leg

[23:33] * Tyrion shakes his head at Ghorig and grins

[23:33] <Toymaker> The Patrol stops 10 meters (Australia friendly units of measure)

[23:33] <Tyrion> I hail them

[23:33] <Ajantis> lol

[23:33] * Ajantis aims at their backs...

[23:34] <Ajantis> and waits for the first sign.... of trouble

[23:34] <Ghorig> (that's about 10 yards, guys)

[23:34] <Ghorig> (lol)

[23:34] <Tyrion> do they say anything?

[23:34] <Bolt> <<Know Alignment>> on leader

[23:34] <Toymaker> They are dressed and armed idenitcally, Mace, Chain Mail, and Robes and Holy Symbol (sunburst)

[23:35] <Tyrion> do they speak

[23:35] <Toymaker> The leader (Lawful Evil) Speaks:  "Are you believing?"

[23:35] <Bolt> "I believe in the true god!"

[23:35] * Ajantis is straining to hear what is being said

[23:35] <Ajantis> aiming at their leader

[23:35] <Bolt> True God

[23:36] <Tyrion> We've come to convert! To allow the power of the sun to heal our friend

[23:36] <Toymaker> Leader: "Gen is not of your symbol, do you believe truly?"

[23:36] <Ghorig> she got hurt inside our wagon

[23:36] <Toymaker> SIln whines lounder

[23:36] <Tyrion> We've come to learn....

[23:36] <Bolt> "I repeat.  I believe in the one TRUE God."

[23:37] <Ghorig> can you fix her?

[23:37] <Corine> "We were ambushed and the thevies stole our robes"

[23:37] * Ghorig looks down sadly at Siln

[23:37] <Toymaker> Leader to Bolt: "You believe in Gen, the one whose light gives life to everything?"

[23:38] <Toymaker> SIln is a bit pissed at Bolts true god remarks, but hides it in louder complaining

[23:38] <Corine> Interrupting Bolt!

[23:38] <Tyrion> DM: how far form the leader am I?

[23:38] * Ghorig looks at leader and bolt, knowing what's coming

[23:38] <Toymaker> They ignore Siln and the fixing requests

[23:38] <Corine> "Yes he does"

[23:38] <Bolt> "I believe in Mishakal, the One true God.  I have no belief in the holiness of Gen."

[23:38] * Ghorig ATTACKS!

[23:38] <Ghorig> the leader

[23:38] <Corine> *Sigh*

[23:38] <Ghorig> DESTROY HIM

[23:38] * Ajantis fires

[23:39] * Tyrion says "Did I say convert? I meant we're here to take your heads!" and attacks the leader as well

[23:39] <Toymaker> FIrst round of combat, lets here your actions

[23:39] <Ajantis> at the leader...

[23:39] <Ghorig> run forward and axe the horses legs

[23:39] <Ghorig> both front legs

[23:39] <Wanas> charge whoevers closeset

[23:39] <Corine> I'll try my most rewarding spell so far ... sleep

[23:40] * Ajantis fires at the leader a few times :)

[23:40] <Ajantis> caus that's where i was aiming

[23:40] * Dux fires at one of the flanking aclanders

[23:40] * Bolt casts <<Hold Person on the leader and the two closest to him

[23:40] <Toymaker> The leader is a human.  The rest of the patrol is mixed with human, h-goblins and elves

[23:40] <Tyrion> let Siln have the elves

[23:41] <Tyrion> ( j/k)

[23:41] <Ajantis> lol

[23:41] <Corine> (watch it lol)

[23:41] <Toymaker> ok, Inis

[23:41] <Tyrion> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Tyrion (d10) and gets 10.

[23:41] <Bolt> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Bolt (d10) and gets 3.

[23:41] <Ajantis> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (d10) and gets 10.

[23:41] <Dux> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (d10) and gets 10.

[23:41] <Ajantis> yomg

[23:41] <Wanas> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Wanas (d10) and gets 8.

[23:41] <Ajantis> omg

[23:41] <Corine> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (d10) and gets 6.

[23:41] <Ghorig> d10

[23:41] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d10) and gets 7.

[23:42] <Ajantis> man i REALLy hate dolph

[23:42] <Toymaker> 9 of the horsemen charge...

[23:42] <Ghorig> bnedice would be kinder, just ask bax

[23:42] <Ghorig> lol

[23:43] <Ghorig> bonedice

[23:43] <Toymaker> 3 d20

[23:43] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (3 d20) and gets 16 17 8.

[23:43] <Toymaker> d8+2

[23:43] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d8+2) and gets 4.

[23:43] <Toymaker> d8+1

[23:43] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d8+1) and gets 3.

[23:44] <Toymaker> Ghorig: You take 7 from Cavalry

[23:44] <Toymaker> Bolt: Whats your SS vs spells?

[23:44] -> [LordDolph] PING

[23:44] <Bolt> not sure.  just a sec

[23:44] -> [Ajantis] PING

[23:45] <Ghorig> (just say 5)

[23:45] <Ajantis> lol

[23:45] <Bolt> is that in DMG?

[23:45] <Toymaker> Player Guide, combat chapter

[23:46] <Ghorig> 15 for clerics

[23:46] <Toymaker> Bolt: nothing happens to you, but it could have

[23:46] <Toymaker> Bolt!

[23:46] <Bolt> I'm sorry. I dont see it

[23:46] <Toymaker> your turn

[23:47] <Ajantis> (i'm just wondering... when we stopping today?)

[23:47] <Bolt> cast <<hold person.. on leader and two closest to leader

[23:47] *** Wanas has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Wanas[203.166.242.39])

[23:47] <Toymaker> ok

[23:47] <Toymaker> d20

[23:48] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets 9.

[23:48] <Toymaker> 2 d20

[23:48] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and gets 3 2.

[23:48] <Ajantis> lol

[23:48] <Toymaker> they are all held

[23:48] <Toymaker> =o\

[23:48] <Bolt> "Pincushion the leader!"

[23:48] <Ajantis> i am

[23:48] *** Wanas has joined #guinessempire

[23:48] <Toymaker> d20

[23:48] <Ajantis> well.. when it's my go....(last) hmpf~!

[23:48] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (d20) and gets 2.

[23:48] <Toymaker> Cor is up

[23:49] <Wanas> miss me?

[23:49] <Corine> <<Sleep>> on the other 9

[23:49] <Corine> d20

[23:49] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (d20) and gets 10.

[23:49] <Ajantis> (not really w)

[23:49] <Corine> oops

[23:50] <Corine> wait do I roll at all? lol

[23:50] <Toymaker> yeah, 4d4

[23:50] <Corine> 4d4

[23:50] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Corine (4d4) and gets 10.

[23:50] <Corine> (it likes givin' me 10)

[23:50] <Ajantis> (it's rigged i tell you)

[23:51] <Ghorig> (it's "Stuck")

[23:51] <Ghorig> (like the 8th "!0" in 10 rolls)

[23:51] <Toymaker> ok, 2 of them fall a-sleep

[23:51] <Ajantis> 7 up and about

[23:52] <Bolt> (breaking thier necks as they fall from thier horses)

[23:52] <Ajantis> (we wish)

[23:52] <Toymaker> Ghor up

[23:53] <Ghorig> attack one that's not down

[23:53] <Toymaker> ok

[23:53] <Ghorig> d20+6

[23:53] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+6) and gets 26.

[23:53] <Ghorig> d20+4

[23:53] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d20+4) and gets 6.

[23:53] <Ghorig> CRIT!!!

[23:53] <Toymaker> You hit one dmg

[23:53] <Ajantis> yomg dolph sucks

[23:54] <Ajantis> (ghor is the only one to get crits)

[23:54] <Ghorig> what's crit dam again?

[23:54] <Toymaker> x2

[23:54] <Ghorig> d8+10

[23:54] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ghorig (d8+10) and gets 18.

[23:55] <Ajantis> yhmmm

[23:55] <Toymaker> you fell one

[23:55] <Ghorig> (max again!)

[23:55] <Dux> Ghorig rolls for me from now on

[23:55] <Ajantis> (rigged,,,,)

[23:55] <Ghorig> lol

[23:55] <Ajantis> (ALL rigged!)

[23:55] <Toymaker> W

[23:55] <Ajantis> :P

[23:55] <Ghorig> (you gotta bribe dolph before the game)

[23:55] <Toymaker> ana

[23:55] <Toymaker> S

[23:55] <Ajantis> lol toy

[23:56] <Toymaker> (hmm, I gotta go quite soon...)

[23:56] <Ajantis> cut when?

[23:56] <Wanas> 2 d20+5

[23:56] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Wanas (2 d20+5) and gets 6 18.

[23:56] <Toymaker> 1 hit

[23:56] <Wanas> oh dear....

[23:56] <Toymaker> 1 miSS

[23:56] <Ajantis> another crit... miss

[23:56] <Ajantis> (you're prone to this ain't cha wanas?)

[23:57] <Corine> lol

[23:57] <Toymaker> roll dmg

[23:57] <Ajantis> (wanas... go for the guys attacking you...it's not time to cut the grass)

[23:57] <Wanas> d8+6

[23:57] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Wanas (d8+6) and gets 12.

[23:57] <Ghorig> (siln's the only npc we got left)

[23:57] <Corine> (LOL)

[23:57] <Toymaker> you hit him but he's not ded

[23:58] <Toymaker> 2 d20

[23:58] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and gets 8 3.

[23:58] <Toymaker> Dux

[23:58] <Dux> Firing at one of the flanking aclanders

[23:58] <Toymaker> 2 attacks

[23:58] <Dux> 2 d20+4

[23:59] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d20+4) and gets 18 23.

[23:59] <Ajantis> (nice)

[23:59] <Dux> (thanks)

[23:59] <Toymaker> 2 hits

[23:59] <Ajantis> (hope i can hit something this week)

[23:59] <Ajantis> (esp since he's held!)

[23:59] <Dux> 2 d8

[23:59] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Dux (2 d8) and gets 7 1.

[23:59] <Toymaker> you snipe him sum

[23:59] <Toymaker> AJ?

[23:59] <Ajantis> hit leader...

[00:00] <Ajantis> all3...

 

Session Time: Sun Apr 02 00:00:00 2000

 

[00:00] <Toymaker> ok

[00:00] <Ajantis> any bonuses for being held?

[00:00] <Toymaker> +4

[00:00] <Ajantis> 3 d20+11

[00:00] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d20+11) and gets 17 23 17.

[00:00] <Ajantis> lol

[00:00] <Toymaker> 3 hits

[00:00] <Ajantis> (crap roll)

[00:00] <Ajantis> 6,6 12...

[00:00] <Ajantis> 3 d8+3

[00:00] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Ajantis (3 d8+3) and gets 7 9 6.

[00:01] <Toymaker> you knock him off his horse

[00:01] <Ajantis> not dead?

[00:01] <Toymaker> 2 d20

[00:01] * LordDolph slings out some dice in a manly fashion for Toymaker (2 d20) and gets 5 4.

[00:01] <Toymaker> Your not sure

[00:01] <Ajantis> ok

[00:01] <Ajantis> (we finishing off this combat?)

[00:01] <Toymaker> ............I have to go, We'll have to finish this combat next week, vote by mail...............

[00:01] <Ajantis> ok

[00:01] <Ajantis> later

[00:01] <Tyrion> ok

[00:01] <Dux> c'ya

[00:02] <Toymaker> soory, gotta go

[00:02] <Toymaker> cya next week, and mail you soon

[00:02] *** Disconnected

Session Close: Sun Apr 02 00:02:14 2000