1)You spend ridiculous amounts of time and money on sites like this
2)You spend ridiculous amounts of time and money making a site like this.
3)You actually make a list like this
4)You never receive any mail coz you tell people you live in Midgar/Balamb and the postman can’t find it.
5)People tell you your eyes have a strange glow. You say it’s the result of Mako poisoning, but it’s actually coz you’ve spent months staring at your TV/monitor.
6)Whenever you close your eyes little white numbers keep flashing up.
7)You start comparing real blokes to Seifer/Reno/Cloud etc.
8)You scour the shops for Edea’s black dress/Rinoa’s cool blue-thing/anything Ultimecia wears.
9)You admit that you would willingly go to school if it was half as cool as Garden.
10)Or your instructor looked like Quistis
11)Or whenever you broke the rules you were ‘disciplined’ by Seifer (^_~)
12)You can get all the triple triad cards
13)Without cheating
14)You find yourself wishing Selphie would jump off something that would be just that teensy bit too high…
15)When being pestered by a younger sibling you end up trying summon Ifrit
16)You still cry when you see Laguna and Raine at the end.
17)You know all the words to one-winged angel…
18)….and eyes on me…
19)….and liberi fatali.
20)You attempt to junction your hamster.
21)You try to ride your dog full pelt into people you don’t like
22)You run around with a Kitchen knife and wearing a hooded fleece. Every time you hit someone you yell ‘Doink’
23)Whenever someone pisses you off you chuck ice cubes at them whilst yelling BLIZZAGA or Ice3
24)You try to refine everyday objects into not-so-everyday objects
25)You try to refine a pack of cards into not-so-everyday objects
26)It actually works
27)And you try to make a better weapon with the results
28)You end up finishing every sentence with, ya know?
29)Or …whatever
30)Or GODDAMMIT!
31)You set your dog’s tail on fire and try to teach it to talk.
32)You’d gladly swap places with Monica Lewinsky if the president happened to be Rufus
33)Or Laguna
34)If a bloke ignores you, you try to hypnotise him
35)Or push him off the ledge he was sitting on
36)You keep replaying the Dollet scene until you kill XATM-092 (It can be done)
37)Whenever you see anything slimy and wriggly, you run off screaming "Arrgh, it the arm of JENOVA!!!!"
38)You persuade your boyfriend to grow his hair long and die it silver
39)You cut your hair dead short and dye it silver….
40)…and wear an eye patch…
41)…and lose the ability to construct sentences.
42)Your vocabulary includes ‘….’ And you can’t understand why people don’t respond to it.
43)You walk up to people in the street saying ‘square’ and don’t understand why people won’t play triple triad with you
44)You can’t understand why people don’t like it when you barge into their house and help yourself to food, drink and valuable items, which could help save the world
45)You search your school for the control panel to make it fly
46)You have dreams about Laguna, but not like the ones Squall had.
47)You decide that when your older you’re gonna live in a castle like Ultimecia’s.
48)You actually end up doing just that, even though it’s been 30 years since you played the game
49)You decide that sticking with Seifer requires a lot less effort than actually having a real social life.
50)You lose a couple of stone in weight coz moving away from the game for something as trivial as eating just isn’t worth it.
51)You don’t hum the top 40 in the shower, you hum most of the soundtrack of both games.
52)You buy an ostrich, paint it yellow and insist that it’s a chocobo
53)You go to a betting shop and throw a hissy fit when they tell you Teioh the chocobo isn’t racing, today or ever.
54)You attach some sticks to a Frisbee and go around demanding materia.
55)Then try the same thing with an origami bird
56)You stand in the middle of a railway line and wonder why the train doesn’t look like it’s going to stop.
57)You write to Holloway prison and suggest they move to the Sahara desert. That way only the really cute prisoners will escape.
58)You see a fat man in tweed and start singing "TRA-LA-LA"
59)You download every midi from both games
60)Including the several billion different versions of Aeris and chocobo themes.
61)You going round hitting people with a mop while yelling impressive amounts of profanity.
62)You manage to get Seifer to level 100
63)And Edea
64)You’ve managed to date Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie and Barret at the gold saucer
65)You’ve done the play in every single way possible
66)For each of the four characters
67)You write to yaoi web sites to complain that Seifer’s too good for Squall
68)You tell people there are, like, 100 reasons why Seifer is different to Rufus
69)You can actually think of them
70)You can’t shake off the suspicion that Rinoa is actually Squall’s sister
71)Or actually Ultimecia
72)You’ve seen the opening sequence so many times you can point out every difference to the demo without actually looking at either of them
73)Your instant reaction when you’re in trouble is "Cloud/Squall, help!"
74)At the start, you name Red XIII Nanaki
75)Then laugh hysterically when they don’t know who he is when you get to Cosmo Canyon
76)You do exactly the same thing again
77)And find it just as funny the second time.
78)Your best friend is kidnapped and you decide the only way to save her is to dress up as a girl.
79)You know that if Laguna can run a country, so can you.
80)Your last will and testament insists that you be buried with your Seifer action figure
81)You have dreams about Seifer trying to kill a giant centipede-contributed by fallen
82)You have *ahem* different types of dreams about Seifer
83)You start typing, ya know? at the end of every sentence...without meaning to-fallen
84)You attempt to make your hair disobey the laws of gravity by using several bottles of gel...
85)...and it works-fallen
86)You go besrk when someone insults Final fantasy or you favourite character and start hitting them over and over again...
87)...while yelling the name of a limit break-fallen
88)You can beat any Weapon(including Omega Weapon in FF5 & FF8) with your eyes closed-contributed by Weapon Zer0
89)You add Final Fantasy info, characters, places, items, i.e. the entire Final Fantasy world to your normal role play games-Weapon Zero
90)You name your dads huge green truck Emerald Weapon-Weapon Zero
91)You check to see if your cat is a robot controled by a local businessman-Weapon Zero
92)You can get people interested in video games who normally hate them-Weapon Zero