"Yuffie, have you seen my boxershorts?"the young man yells into the kitchen.His spiky blonde hair looks very messy today.

From the kitchen a young woman's voice can be heard."No, Cloudie, I haven't, I'll help you find them!"a pretty young woman, with short, dark hair slowly staggers out of the kitchen.The reason she is staggering, is that she is very, very pregnant.She holds her stomach and puffs."Oh damn, this is getting hard for me to take.I wonder when it will come."she smiles at her husband, who returns the smile."Okay, lets go look for those boxers."

"Hey Yuffie, you haven't taken them, in case they contained materia, huh?"

"Who me?Nohohoway!"she exclaims with an innocent look.Then she bends over and grimaces."OHHHHHHHHH!The PAIN!Cloud call ambulance, quickly, the baby's comin'!Oh goddammit!"

Cloud stares with a mixture of horror and joy.Then he dashes to the phone and calls an ambulance for his wife.

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"Push, Mrs.Strife!Push!"

"I am, I am!Man, this is worth all the, owwwwwww, materia in the WOOOORLD YEOWCH!!!"Yuffie yelps in pain and squeezes Cloud's hand.

"Just a bit more, there it comes.Congratulations,Mr.Strife, you're the father of a beautiful baby girl!"

Yuffie smiles tiredly.Then her face lights up."Hey, Cloudie poo, lets call her Cumulusia!"

Cloud looks like he is going to pass out any minute.

"I'm joking, I'm joking!How about Cirrusa?"

Cloud screams.

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"Cloud, Cloud, wake up!What's wrong, Cloud?"

"No!NONONONONO!Not Cumulusia, not Cirrusa!Nothing to do with CLOUDS!ARGH!!!!"

"CLOUD!"

Cloud awakens, startled.He sees Tifa's worried face and Aeris's anxious one bending over him.Then he looks around the room and sees Yuffie.And flees out of the room, yelling, "NOOO!!!NO CLOUD TYPES!"

Yuffie shakes her head, in mock sorrow."Poor guy, he's really lost it this time."

Aeris and Tifa glare at her.

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"So what was the matter?"Vincent asks Tifa.

"Ask Cloud."

Cloud mumbles something with his mouth full of food.Vincent looks at him, with a puzzled expression."What's that?"

Cloud swallows quickly and answeres,"Um, well, I had a nightmare.I was married to Yuffie, she was pregnant, then we had a kid and she wanted to call her Cirrusa or Cumulusia!"

Aeris says,"Cloud, I think you should lay off the midnight snacks..."

Cid grimaces."Well, I understand that ya think it's a goddamn nightmare!Who would wanna be married to Yuffie?"

Everyone except for Yuffie, bursts into peals of laughter.Yuffie glares at them, then thinks for a minute, a smile comes onto her face, she looks at Cloud and says sweetly,"Oh Cloudie POO!Did you know dreams come true?" Cloud has a horrified expression on his face, then passes out.

Author's note: Well this is the first ever completed short story about FF7 I wrote.I hope it's not too bad and I hope I can continue writing some.