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WHY AGING ISN'T SO BAD

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Kidnappers are not very interested in you.



People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.



Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.



No one expects you to run into a burning building.



There's nothing left to learn the hard way.



Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.



In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.






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