Welcome everybody, to the 3rd Week of EBCW! It has been quite a long time since I have done this before, but it's back! Look under this writing to see what was to happen "next week". Some things have changed though, since then!

<<- What will Nikolai have in store for The Cheesy Clan?
- Whats going to happen with Onett/World and Nathendo1/UnityPunk1/Voltron401?
- Is Brian DX TRULY gone from the sport?
- Who will win the 15- man ROYAL RUMBLE, for the Intercontinental Championship??
- Will BluIVIagic be defending the title?
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Well, with the Royal Rumble, I wrote it up, and AOL deleted it, and I ain't writing it up again..heh, but CrazedMogX won it, along with the IC Gold, in controversial fashion with help from the Cheesy Clan. Let's get some post match words from some of the competitors.

CrazedMogX: I am the champion!!!! Gwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I rule and you suck!!

UnityPunk1: Welllll, Rodimus401 decided to throw me out of the ring..it may be every man for himself, but he better watch his back now.

Nikolai64: Mog, you stupid @%$, you're going to have hell to pay. Now that it's pretty obvious that I am being screwed at every time I can, I'm going on my own from now on, and everyone in this entire sorry @%$ federation is going to be on my DEATH List.

- Some pretty big words by these 3...


Well, let's get on to introducing our SPECIAL guest commentators for the night!
- Ladies and Gentleman, may I please introduce to you..RbrrDucky2, and Deafcon2!
::Crowd Booes::

RbrrDucky2: Wassup everyone? This is RbrrDucky2 here, and along comes my associate, Deafcon2.

Deafcon2: Hello everyone. I don't know why this federation can't put out a few bucks to hire REAL commenators.

RbrrDucky2: Lighten up Deaf! This is going to be fun!

Deafcon2: Oh shut up, you stupid happy ducky.

::Lights turn black::

RbrrDucky2: What the?

Deafcon2: They force me to come out here, and they can't even keep the lights on for me.

DEAF, DUCKY, shut your mouths..BluIVIagic is speaking here..since I have no match scedueled, and since I have already put Sec in his place..the retirement home..ha ha.. ha..I am issuing an open challenge to anyone who wants to fight me. HHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(No one Answers)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
..Ha ha ha..just what I thought, no one would accept..everyone is afraid to fight the champion...what a pitiful federa--

::Lights go back on::
WAIT UP BLU!!!! FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY GOOD FRIEND SEC..YOU WILL PAY!!! ME, YOU, TITLE MATCH, TONIGHT!!!

Whoever you are..fine, I'll fight you, and destroy you, and you'll be back with Sec.

RbrrDucky2: WHOAA!! BluIVIagic vs. ??? tonight! But who is that that he'll be fighting?

Deafcon2: All we know is that he is a good friend of Sec's. We'll see that match tonight, but first, let's check out the current problems between Onett/World/UnityPunk/Volt/Nathendo1.

..A while back, when this whole ordeal began, there was a match between Onett and Nate. During the match, CrazedMogX and WorldF3 got involved, which caused controversey between the two sets of friends. Mog has since gone his seperate ways, which has left Nate on his own. But, in recent days, He seems to have two new allies with Rodimus401(Volt for short) and UnityPunk1. No one knows where World stands though, since his and Onett's big
controversey. Tonight, during the Onettness vs. UnityPunk1 match, we may all see whats really going on..or, it could get more confusing!

Deafcon2: I think that UnityPunk1 has the MAJOR advantage in this match..hes bigger, stronger, and more technically profound then Onett, and as of now Onett has NO allies!

RbrrDucky2: Hey, ya never know..Onett may be able to pull off the upset!

Deafcon2: Well, here comes Onett. He is one of the most cocky, arrogant wrestlers in the world. He is one of the most disliked men in the sport, as a matter of fact.

RbrrDucky2: And here comes UnityPunk1! He is a very underrated wrestler, in my opinion, he could be champ one day!

Deafcon2: The match begins! Onett comes out swinging! He's throwing left's and rights right at Ty!

RbrrDucky2: Ty looks angry. And he is! He grabs Onett, and tosses him! Ty is pounding on him now! Yeah, whoop him up Ty!

Deafcon2: Ty is in incredible shape..he could be one of the best athletes in the fed.

RbrrDucky2: Ty picks Onett up over his head..and he Gorilla Press Slam's him! Ty is applying a headlock on Onett, possibly to try and put him out of his game.

Deafcon2: Onett is passing out! I don't think he's in fighting shape.

RbrrDucky2: Huh? a masked man is coming down to ringside..who is this?

Deafcon2: Let's concentrate on the match. Onett is trying to break away from the clutches of Ty..can he retaliate? Yes he can! Onett just CRACKED Ty across the head, with a fist! I think that is illegal!

RbrrDucky2: Ty looks to be bleeding..man he's angry!!! Onett ticked him off big time!

Deafcon2: Ty is bringing Onett to the top ropes..and THERE is is, the Ty-Ger Plex!

::Ref counts..ONE..TWO.....NO!::

Deafcon2: The masked man just jumped off of the ropes and nailed Ty, and the ref didn't see!

Rbrrducky2: What a shame! Onett covers Ty for the pin..ONE, TWO, THREE!

::Masked Man and Onett pummel Ty::

Deafcon2: C'mon, stop this already! Who is this man anyway? GOOD, here comes Nate to even things up!

RbrrDucky2: Nate grabs a chair, and he nails Onett! And the masked man runs away!
Ty had that match won! Maybe next time, Ty will have some more assistance from he get-go.

Deafcon2: Hey Ducky..I've become even more confused!

RbrrDucky2: Me also, heh.

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BOOM!!!!

Deafcon2: WHAT the hell??? There was just a huge explosion inside of the ring!!

RbrrDucky2: Hey Deaf, the people aren't blind, I think they can see that!

::Brian DX appears from the smoke::

Deafcon2: Umm, he isn't supposed to be here..he was fired, unfortunately.

RbrrDucky2: Well he's here! Let's see what he has to say!

Brian DX: Matingly knows better not to fire me...hell, he better know better..I have been to hell and back since he "supposedly" fired me..wrestling is my life..it's all I live for..well, now that I am back..Matingly, come out here..NOW.

::Matingly22 walks out::

Matingly22: Brian..no one tells me what to do. I came out here on my own will. What do you want?

Brian DX: You know what I want..re-instate me back into the fed. I doubt that you would like to see me join the OTHER fed anyway.

::Matingly22 approaches ringside::

Matingly22: Well Brian, as far as I am concerned..I think that's where you belong, with the other losers who couldn't make it here. Face it Brian, you are a terrible wrestler, and you always will be. But, I tell ya what- I will re-instate you, under one condition.

Brian DX: And what is that?

Matingly22: You must become my PERSONAL bodyguard. You must ALWAYS be watching my back, and you must never defy me. ::Matingly walks into the ring and pulls out a paper:: -here is the contract, I've been holding it because I knew you'd be back. So, is it understood, that you, Brian DX, will be watching my back from now on? And, you must NEVER defy me again!

Brian DX: Gimme the contract. ::Signs it::

Matingly22: Oh, and one more thing..for last week. ::Slaps Brian::


RbrrDucky2: UH OH!! Brian just went crazy! Hes beating the hell out of Matingly!!

Deafcon2: Here comes AGaweda and TWSHyena, two of Brian's best friends! It looks they are going to restrain Brian.

RbrrDucky2: WRONG!!! WHAT THE??? AGaweda and TWSHyena are pummeling Brian!!!!!!

Deafcon2: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??

::AGaweda and TWS give Brian DX a double-power bomb::

Matingly22: May I introduce, MY tag team, AGaweda, and TWSHyena!!

RbrrDucky2: AGaweda and TWS have sold out!!! I can't believe it!!

Matingly22: Brian, for your foolishness, you shall face AGaweda, and TWSHyena in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, tonight!!!

Deafcon2: Whoa!! That is unfair! It's nothing more then a handicap match!

(As Matingly, AGaweda, TWS, and an angry Brian DX leave, Cheesy 3 16 walks out)

::Crowd Booes like Crazy::

CHEESY 3 16: YO! WHAT UP CROWD??
::Fans shout obscene remarks to Cheesy::

CHEESY 3 16: HEY NIK, YOU LOSER, COME OUT HERE!!!

::Nikolai64 walks out::

Nikolai64: Cheesy, what the hell do you want, you damn idiot?

CHEESY 3 16: WHAT YOU CALL ME??????

Nikolai64: I called you a damn idiot!! What do you want? I'm really busy with the Sharks, and I'm ticked off as well because of your little friends.

CHEESY 3 16: I WANT DA SHARKS, DATS WHAT I WANT!

Nikolai64: Huh? Cheesy, you have neither the brain capacity, nor the intellectual ability to lead the Sharks!! And I really am getting sick of you. you are such a crappy wrestler, I tell ya what- ME, YOU, RIGHT NOW! If I win, you must split up with the CHEESY CLAN. If you win...well, you become the new leader of the Sharks. Deal?

CHEESY 3 16: DONE, AND DONE! ::attacks Nik::

Ding Ding Ding!!

Deafcon2: I can't believe that Nik has just put up such a wager!! And Cheesy is off to an aggressive start!

RbrrDucky2: Cheesy is really going mad! I've never seen him this intense!

Deafcon2: Uh oh..here comes CrazedMogX..the man who eliminated Nik in the battle royal, to win the IC Belt! Now Cheesy has backup!

RbrrDucky2: Nik is retaliating! Nik punches him, and throws him into the ropes..and a BIG bodyslam!

Deafcon2: Nik applies a headlock to Cheesy. What's Mog doing up on the apron?

RbrrDucky2: Stupid ref, he walks over to Mog..and Cheesy gets a chair, and he NAILS Nik!!

Deafcon2: And again he nails him!

RbrrDucky2: What a shame!!! And there is the Cheese-inator!! What a devastating move!

ONE!
TWO!
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THREE!!!!!

Deafcon2: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! CHEESY 3 16 IS THE NEW LEADER OF THE SHARKS!!!!

RbrrDucky2: THERE IS SILENCE IN THE CROWDS, THEY ARE ALL IN SHOCK!! I really can't believe this..folks, Cheesy 3 16 is the NEW LEADER OF THE SHARKS!

::Nik leaves in total shock::

CHEESY 3 16: BWAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! GWAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, AND NIK, YOU CAN HAVE THE CHEESY CLAN, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THEM NO MORE!!!


Deafcon2: This is absolutely..shocking..

RbrrDucky2: I still can't believe it! CHEESY 3 16 IS THE NEW LEADER OF THE SHARKS! No matter how many times I will say that, I don't think it will ever sink in..

Deafcon2: After this, I really just don't want to commentate anymore..but since I am being forced to, I will.

RbrrDucky2: Uh oh..here comes AGaweda and TWSHyena..

Deafcon2: I wonder why they are so happy.

::Arena turns red::


BOOM!!!!

Deafcon2: And here he comes, BRIAN DX!

::Brian appears out of a cloud of smoke in the ring::

DING DING DING!

RbrrDucky2: Brian DX is insane! He's trying to take down AG and TWS!

Deafcon2: So far, he is almost succeeding! Damn it, AG attacks him with a low blow. Jeez laweez(LoL, I had to put that), it's already 2-on-1 and they still must fight this way.

RbrrDucky2: AG is attacking his lower legs. It looks like they are planning on dismantling Brian DX one part by one.

Deafcon2: Oh god! TWS just rammed a chair into Brian's knee! And again!

RbrrDucky2: Uh oh, AG is climbing upstairs..

Deafcon2: Oh my! TWS is sticking Brian's leg in-between the chair! And AG is going to jump onto it! Brian will be in crutches!

RbrrDucky2: TWS moves out of the way, and AG is about to jump..I can't look!

Deafcon2: AND BRIAN MOVES!!!! Brian gets up, holding the chair!!!! BAM! Big shot to AG's skull, and ANOTHER! And one shot to TWS! Brian lifts AG up..and a chokeslam!

RbrrDucky2: TWS comes from behind! TWS clotheslines Brian, and then gives him a legdrop onto his head!

Deafcon2: This is so unfair..AGaweda finally lifts Brian up after they both pummeled him, and there's the double-power bomb.

Rbrrducky2: God, they aren't done! They're bringing Brian to the outside! TWS is placing Brian onto the Spanish commentary table(ha ha ha!), and AG is going to the top turnbuckle!!

Deafcon2: AG BODYSPLASHES BRIAN ON-TOP OF THE TABLE!!! WHAT CARNAGE, OH GOD!

RbrrDucky2: It's sad that Brian DX has no one to help him..

Deafcon2: AG and TWS are finally leaving. It's obviously a no-contest, but Brian DX may never be the same after that beating.

RbrrDucky2: Heh heh, they're cleaning up the Spanish commentator table. Hey Deaf, you ever notice how it's always THEIR table getting broken?

Deafcon2: I always notice that! Poor guys..

RbrrDucky2: LOOK! Brian DX is back up! Amazing! He's going running after AG and TWS!

Deafcon2: Folks, if anything happens in the back, we'll keep you updated!

RbrrDucky2: Well, enough with this..here comes Blu! The title match is slated to begin!

Deafcon2: You can feel this man's presence when he is around, it's simply amazing.

RbrrDucky2: Who is the mystery man going to be?

Announcer: And here come's Blu's challenger...

JohnMcCEB!

Deafcon2: Alright! it's Tek(JohnMcCEB's nickname)!

RbrrDucky2: Blu is running after him right away! The match begins with the 2 men on the outside! Tek and Blu are pounding at each other! You can feel their adrenilane!

Deafcon2: Blu tosses Tek over the guardrails! The crowd is going nuts! Blu is running after Tek, and Tek back body drops him..onto the steel floor! What an intelligent move by Tek.

RbrrDucky2: Ha ha ha, a fan just handed Tek a chair..and Tek uses it! Yeah! This is what the EBCW is all about!

Deafcon2: Blu is struggling to get up..and Tek helps him with that, by picking him up and tossing him back over the guardrails!

RbrrDucky2: Tek bodyslams Blu on the rock-solid floor! That has to rattle his head a bit!

Deafcon2: Tek must be careful though. Love Blu or hate him, he's one of the most intelligent men in the sport.

Rbrrducky2: Oh my god, Tek climbs on top of the rails! He's going to jump onto Blu, who is sporting a chair on top of his face!

Deafcon2: But Blu sits up! Tek falls right on his @#$! Finally, Blu is going to the ringside..he carries Tek with him, and throws him over the ropes. Blu dives over the ropes onto Tek, nice manuever by Blu.

RbrrDucky2: Blu looks awfully ticked off..I doubt he expected the mystery man to be JohnMcCEB, and I highly doubt that he expected the match to start like that!

Deafcon2: Blu hits right on, with the Flying Clothesline! That really is an awsome move, and it is greatly underrated.

RbrrDucky2: Blu is looking to end this match quickly..there it is, the CHOKESLAM to Tek!

Deafcon2: Blu is up, and is looking for the BluMagic-Driver. Tek attempts to toss Blu against the ropes, but Blu holds back, and tosses Tek into the turnbuckles!

RbrrDucky2: The idiot ref was standing right there, and he got squashed!

Deafcon2: Uh oh..here it is, the BLUMAGIC-DRIVER!

RbrrDucky2: HA HA, and there's no ref to count it!

Deafcon2: NO..here comes EBounding! EBounding grabs Tek, and he applies a Gut-Wrench Powerbomb! And Blu is going out to get a chair..this is not fair!

RbrrDucky2: Hey, here comes a masked referee! What the hell? The ref grabs the chair, and.... hes about to hit Tek! What the, he's a REF!!!

Deafcon2: AND...NO!!!!! He turns around and hits EBOUNDING!!!!! AND NOW BLU'S TURN!!!!!

RbrrDucky2: AND THERE IS TEK'S FINISHER! THE DIE-HARD SKULLCRUSHER!

Deafcon2: The real ref gets up!

ONE!

TWO!


THREE!!!

Announcer: The winner of this match..and NEWWWWW EBCW CHAMPION, JohnMcCEB!!!!

RbrrDucky2: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

Deafcon2: This has to be the craziest night I have EVER witnissed. Can it get any crazier?

::Masked ref pulls off mask::

RbrrDucky2: IT'S..IT'S..SEC!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!

Deafcon2: Sec!!!!!! I thought he's retired!!

RbrrDucky2: Who knows, maybe this will be the final time we ever see him!

Deafcon2: What a scene! Sec and Tek are celebrating in the ring! Uh oh, Blu and EBounding are coming back for more..

RbrrDucky2: But Tek and Sec both grab chairs, and BAM! One for Blu, one for EBounding!!

Deafcon2: What a night! Goodnight everyone, see you next week!

::The End::

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