Top Ten Signs
You Know You Are Married To A Cop:

10. When you start an argument, he calls for backup.

9. Refers to bedroom as "The Pokey".

8. Secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nighty.

7. Calls farting his "silent alarm".

6. The obvious night-stick reference.

5. You never here him say, "Oh man...not donuts again!!"

4. Refers to his winkie as "the ol' breathalyzer!"

3. Stops you in the middle of sex to ask you if you knew how fast you were going.

2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.

1. YES, that IS a gun in his pocket!!!!