1:
A man and his ass (insert comment about that being my favorite body part here).
2:
Oy. Is he a vampire?
3:
That is quite frankly the scariest Raggedy Andy ever.
Okay, I could only find three good ones (well, besides the two of a dominatrix apparently whipping a guy named Andy). The last name!
4:
Ah yes, the longlost relative who created the Periodic Table.
5:
Oh yeah. Play that jazz and that cowboy stuff.