WHO WANTS TO BE A VALENTINE? - The Answers
And now, the answers:
$100 - B) Cupid. Regis DOES co-host a show with Kathie Lee, though.
$200 - D) Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Next year, maybe.
$300 - B) 25.
$500 - A) Scream 2. That was Neve Campbell, not Jennifer Love Hewitt. They were both on Party of Five, though, if that counts for anything.
$1,000 - A) Milton. Andy's the one who eats the chocolate.
$2,000 - D) $79.99. You do get a choice of having them boxed or arranged, if that makes you feel any better.
$4,000 - A) Barbara Cohen. If you are wondering, Apu is that guy on The Simpsons who works at the Quik-E-Mart. Give yourself $1,000 for pronouncing his last name right.
$8,000 - C) "Can You Feel the Love at Night" (Elton John). OK, I admit it-I tricked you. The song is called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight," and yes, it's from The Lion King.
$16,000 - B) After his death. Yeah, I would have picked the Elvis answer, too.
$32,000 - A) Valentino. There is also a Valentina.
$64,000 - D) Andrew Dice Clay. Drew Carey isn't controversial, so I hope you didn't pick him.
$125,000 - B) $87.00. After you pay for those, your cash flow will be "back at one." (He has a song called "Back at One", for those of you who aren't big on the whole new music scene and didn't get my little joke.)
$250,000 - A) CXVI.
$500,000 - C) WWF St. Valentine's Day Massacre was held on February 14, 1999. The late Owen Hart was nicknamed "The King of Harts" in 1994, so if you picked that one I guess I'll give you a few dollars. Well, I won't...
$1,000,000 - C) Venus. Did you get my whole little Venus and Serena joke? If you didn't, ask somebody else to explain it to you. But I'll give you a clue: fuzzy, bouncy, green balls.
So, are you a millionaire? I can answer that one: NO, because you don't win any money for this trivia quiz. Until next time, when I blatantly rip off another hot game show, feel free to e-mail me at andy1278@hotmail.com with any comments, suggestions, and anything else that can help me improve my work.
