"You talk-uh 20 minutes-uh about absolutely nothing-uh," The Rock said this week on RAW in reference to none other than Triple H. And he's right -- both Triple H and Stephanie are all talk -- but it doesn't come cheap. I have a feeling that this Sunday at No Way Out, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley and Triple H are going to find out all their talk has come at a high price.

Position Available -- Apply Within

I was wondering, how does one become a member of DX? As far as women are concerned, it seems pretty obvious -- just hook up with one of the guys, like Tori and Stephanie did. But how does a man gain entry -- be considered a crotch-chopping colleague? If anybody knows the answer, please let Big Show in on it -- the guy is sure as hell trying hard enough to be one of the D-Generates. Or maybe I've got it all wrong -- what with his new haircut, he looks a bit like The Rock….

Ugly Happenings…

in the land of the beautiful. Where does the tension between the Hardy Boyz and brothers Edge and Christian stem? This week, in a double tag-team match against the New Age Outlaws and the Dudley Boyz, Jeff Hardy had Billy Gunn down for the count -- that is until Christian pulled him off so Edge could get the win. I thought it was all about team effort in such matches. Since when did such a competitive spirit enter the four boy's friendship? Arguing on their way out of the arena, it looks like these four friends may soon be foes…

Pregnant with Stupidity

OK, fine -- Mae Young is an 80-something-year-old woman in a "delicate" condition and the idea of the Hollys, Viscera or any Federation Superstar attacking the woman in any capacity is atrocious. But c'mon, Mae also has a responsibility here. Getting injured is as much her fault as anyone else's. It was of her own free will that she stepped into the ring with testosterone-driven men seeking vengeance. Either Mae's senile and keeps forgetting she's carrying a child -- or she's just plain stupid. But one has to wonder if, when Big Vis put all of his 500 pounds on top of her, if she even knew the difference!

Sight for Sore Eyes

That's definitely what Test was for me -- welcome home! I was just so sorry that he was the victim of another uncalled for and underhanded beating -- this time by the hand of one of the Radicals, Eddie Guido -- oh, I mean Guerrero.

Who's Who?

Speaking of the Radicals -- what's up with these guys? Yes, I know they've come to the Federation from WCW -- but I just am curious as to what their goals are, if they have higher ambitions than capturing Federation gold. Also, who is the rooster of the coop? Every group has a leader…unless these guys don't plan on hanging together for long. One thing is for sure -- they play dirty.

Going for a Ride

This week, Triple H had better savor every moment, every mundane task -- from eating to sleeping to showering to making his bed -- for it may very well be his last. This Sunday, Triple H will meet Cactus Jack in Hell in a Cell -- and my feeling is that Triple H may not get out alive…