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Roach's Universe!

I know you're bored, but I can only do so much at a time. I have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time! Before you go any further here is undisputable proof that I am not insane! Anyways, give me a while,and this place might even get interesting.

The purpose of this page is to provide a place for me to release my inborn angst. While some of the things I say may seem at first to be a little rude, after careful examination you will find that they are, in fact, just extremely opiniated. Speaking of opinions, put yours on my Bathroom Wall! As this place comes along, it is getting better and better, thanks to help from the National Shmucks of America Treasurer Wolf. You can view his page if you want, though he hasn't worked on it in a year, it is still decent.

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