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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He asks the barkeep for a drink, to which the barkeep replies, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, undaunted, tries again to get a drink. Again, the bartender replies, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." Finally, after several failed attempts, the bear looks to the end of the bar, then turns to the bartender and says, "Look, if you don't give me a beer, I will eat that woman sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender looks at the woman, then at the bear, and says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, livid with anger, walks over to the end of the bar, and consumes the woman sitting at the end of the bar. Being a skinny woman, the bear was able to swallow her whole. Then he walks back over to the barkeep, and once again asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, especially not bears on drugs." The bear gives a puzzled look, and says, "Drugs? I am not on drugs." The barkeep says to the bear, "Remember that woman you just ate?" The bear acknowledges, and the bartender says, "Well, that was the barbituate."