October 1999 COP NEWS Volume#1 Issue#1 |page1|


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All you dog handlers out there who are using Chihuahuas for drug interdiction, Toy Poodles to find those bombs, Dachshunds for tracking, and Scottish Terriers as attack animails, need to check out this company: Killer K9 Creations. Full uniforms availabe in all agency colors!


Kevlar for Canines

Police dogs in Montgomery County, Maryland will be among the first in the nation to wear custom-fit bullet vests for K-9s.

The local Humane Society alo made a donation to buy new "hot dog" sensors. They will be installed in the crusiers to monitor when tempertures get too hot, and will automatically roll down the windows.

Some in the media question buying bulletproof vests for dogs when many officers have to purchase their own. Is this "over-the-top" spending?

This writer thinks not! A handler's life depends on how well his dog preforms on the job. If the vest improves a K-9's chances on the street, then it will improve the handler's chances too!


Quotes of the day:
  • It's like putting a 6 inch nail into someone's head... It's very hard to do, but once it's there, it's there.
  • I don't want to beat it out of you... It's Friday, I've got to enjoy myself sometime.

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TOP TEN!

Things you don't want to hear during SURGERY


  1. "The watchamacallit is making that noise again."
  2. "I guess we should have checked to make sure the donor organ arrived before we started the transplant."
  3. "Scalpel. No not that one, I need the curvy one."
  4. "Hey Doc, isn't this the guy who arrested your wife?"
  5. "What the hell did I do with that spleen?"
  6. "I wouldn't worry about it Dr. Harriss. People are like cars...lots of extra parts."
  7. "Well what if he does find out we left the clamp in?"
  8. "The back-up generators should kick in any minute now."
  9. "More tequila shooters, stat!"
  10. "The shin bone's connected to the leg bone, but what is the leg bone connected to? I knew I should have memorized that song."

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More Bulletproofing

Not every cop has a bulletproof vest, but after members of the U.S. House of Representatives returned from summer break they were all pleased to find that the chairs with bullet-proof backs that they had requested were installed.

The chairs were bullet-proof already, but some legislators complained about the posibility of bullets ricocheting around the chamber

The new chairs will use bullet-resistant fabric to absorb bullets or deflect rounds fired in the chamber.

US COPS SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!...How about bullet-proofing my cruiser seat?!