Do you have???

Sir,
I am an avid NES (8-bit) collector and I was amazed by the amount of great NES games that you have for sale that I don't have. You are quite the store sir. What amazed me the most was the fact that you had games I've never even heard of!!! Games that were never released as a matter of fact!! By any chance do you have Earthbound for NES, Reggie's Grand Championship Cow Tipping for GB or The Master of the Idiots for your store??? How is it possible for you to Ace Harding when it was never released??
What is wrong with you???

Sincerely,
Johanana Polykronopolous