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Hooker with a Penis

              Transcribed by caruana
              (caruana@prodigy.net)

This is what I came up with for Hooker with a Penis. It should be

almost (if not exactly) perfect to the recording. At certain times in

this song there is no guitar present. During these instances I wrote the

bass riff so that one guitarist could play through the whole song by

his(or her)self.  I also included a few lyrics here and there to help

with the timing of the chords. If you have any questions, comments,

corrections, etc. send them to me at caruana@prodigy.net.

________________________________________________________________________
 
 

(dropped D tuning)
 
 

Intro:
 
 

    intro riff:  4 times

        d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--

        a)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--

        d)--12--12--12--10--10--10--12b--12b--
 
 

    riff 1:  4 times

        d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--

        a)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--

        d)--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10h12--12--10--10h12--

 

    then this:

        g)--77777777s99s55555555s99s77777777s99s1717171717171717b--

        d)--xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-xxxxxxxx-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----

        a)--55555555s77s33333333s77s55555555s77s1515151515151515b--
 
 

Verse 1:
 
 

    riff 2:  8 times

            "I..............met....a...."

             p.m.-----------------------|

        d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---

        a)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---

        d)---3p0---0---3----3p0---0---3---
 
 

Bridge 1:
 
 

     play riff 1:  4 times
 
 

Verse 2:
 
 

    riff 2 variation:  8 times

        a)-----------------

        d)---3p0---0---3---
 
 

    riff 3:  8 times

            p.m.----------------|

        d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---

        a)---3p0---0---0---0---0---

        d)---3p0---0---0---0---0---
 
 

Chorus 1:  4 times

        "...I've.........got........for....you....little..buddy..."

                                   |---don't play 4th time----|

        d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3p0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---

        a)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---

        d)--7h10--10--x--3h5--5--0--3h0--0--0--0--3p0--0--0--0---
 
 

Post chorus 1:

            p.m.--------------------------------|

        d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--

        a)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5-

        d)--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0--
 
 

            p.m.-------|           p.m.------------------|

        d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--

        a)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0h5--0h5--0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--

        d)--0-0-0-0-0-0--0-----0---0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0-0--
 
 

Bridge 2:
 
 

    play this:

        a)------------------------------------------------------

        d)--3p0-0-3-x-x--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s\--
 
 

        a)------------------------------------------------------

        d)--3h0-0-0-0-0--10-10-10-9s/---3h0-0-0-0-0--7-7-7-6s\--
 
 

    then this:

         "...All........."

        d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------

        a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0-3-------------

        d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0-3--7-7-7-6s\--

 

        d)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0------

        a)--3p0-0-3-----------------3p0-0--2b--

        d)--3p0-0-3--10-10-10-9s/---3p0-0------

 

   then riff 3:  8 times

        (gradually let off the palm mutes toward the end)
 
 

Chorus 2:
 
 

    same as chorus 1
 
 

Post-Chorus 2:  3 times
 
 

        d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--

        a)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--

        d)--0-0-0-3--0-5-5-0-3-0----0-0-0-3--6-6-6s5s3--
 
 

    then:

        g)--------10----12-12---10-----------10---13-13s12s10-----------

        d)--0-0-0-10--0-12-12-0-10-0---0-0-0-10-0-13-13s12s10---s12s\---

        a)--0-0-0--8--0-10-10-0--8-0---0-0-0--8-0-11-11s10s8----s12s\---

        d)--0-0-0-----0-------0----0---0-0-0----0---------------s12s\---
 
 

Interlude 1:
 
 

    riff 4:  play twice              |--don't play 2nd time--|

        d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---

        a)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---

        d)--7-0-7-6-6b--0-6-5-5b--0-5-3--0--10h12-10h12-10h12---
 
 

Solo:

 

g)--5-5-5s7-7-7-7s9-9-9-9-9-9s8-8-8-8-8-8s12-12-12-12-12-12-12b-12s--

d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x--x--x---x----

a)--3-3-3s5-5-5-5s7-7-7-7-7-7s6-6-6-6-6-6s10-10-10-10-10-10-10b-10s--
 
 

b)----4-4---4---4---4---4--4---4---4---4---4-4---4---4---4---------

g)--7-----7---7---7---7------7---7---7---7-----7---7---7---7s5-5b--

d)-------------------------------------------------------------x---

a)-------------------------------------------------------------3b--

   |--- bend these notes slightly less than 1/4 a step up---|
 
 

Interlude 2:
 
 

        a)-------------------------------------------

        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6-5-0-5-3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12--
 
 

    then:

        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--

        a)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--

        d)--7-0-7-6-0-6--0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5--
 
 

Solo 2?:  crank up the distortion!!!

            trem.----------------------|*

        e)-------------------------------------------------------

        b)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10\---

        g)--9---9---9---9b---10b~~~~12~~r10b12r10b12r10b12r10\---

        d)--7---7---7--------------------------------------------

        a)--7---7------------------------------------------------

        d)--7----------------------------------------------------

 chord#:   |1| |2| |3| |4|   |----------------5---------------|
 
 

Trem. pick (pick as fast as possible) each of the first three chords for

a little bit before moving to the next one. Slightly  bend chord# 4

while trem.picking. Gradually bend chord# 5 up 1 step while trem.

picking. Stop picking at the "*". Then  release and bend chord# 5 back

down to its normal pitch and then up 1 step a few times as indicated.

(listen to the song to get a feel for it)
 
 
 
 

Pre-Chorus: play this 13 times

        (stop palm muting the 9th time)

            p.m.---|

        d)--1---0---

        a)--1---0---

        d)--1---0---
 
 

Chorus 3:  2 times
 
 

      "...Buy..."                     "...Buy..."

d)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--

a)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--

d)--0-0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10---0-0-8s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--
 
 

    "...Buy..."                      "...My...........new..record..."

d)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--

a)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--

d)--0-0-12s\-x-5s8--7-7s12--12s10--0-0---12-12-0-0-0--8--8--8s10--
 
 

Outro:
 
 

    play riff 1: 4 times
 
 

    followed by this 4 times:

        g)--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7s5-5-5-5

        d)--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

        a)--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5s3-3-3-3

    then end with this:

        d)--12s0--

        a)--12s0--

        d)--12s0--