Ron and Nancy got the house, but Sid and Nancy rule.
I died eight years ago, i'm still a legend at my high school.
I stole a Chevy and I wrapped it round a tree
But that's OK cause no one's gonna make the next century.
I'm up in heaven now, they said I'm here to stay
Where the clouds are really puffy, and the angels sing every day--
Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, ahh-
The cafeteria's got everything, it's gonna drive me mad But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings
Hey God, we're the bad kids, we're so nasty, mean, and vile.
The waves are perefct, and the sun will always shine
Cause it looks just like this big Hawaiian party that my motehr had
It's like the worst Elvis film I've ever seen
And they signed me up for surfing, but they can't get me in the choir.
Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, ahh-
Leather boots, magenta hair, and saying nasty things
I'd say she was an angel, but it's stupid and it's obvious.
I said you'll hate it here, cause we're the only ones like us.
It's crypto-fascist mania, it's silicon deleria
"Yeah," she said, "You're right, but I like the cafeteria."
God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile.
God says, "How could this be? That's really odd
I guess I have to check my records, silly me, you know, I'm only God."
But there's got to be more to death than surfing all the time
I know the signs of self-destruction so I try to stop each new kid
Don't be like me, forever young, forever stupid.
And yeah, I found love here, but I bet you'll find it there
Where they don't always make the same joke, "Gee, you make a heavenly pair."
Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, alleluia, alleluia...
