NEWS BULLETIN!!!
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR!!!
Location: North Pole
There was a lot of excitement today at the North Pole.
A call to 9-1-1 was made from Santa's Workshop at approximately 10:30 a.m. An ambulance was immediately dispatched.
It seems that Santa collapsed in a fit of unknown origin and was rushed to the hospital for treatment.
The hospital spokesman reported that the doctors aren't yet certain if Santa will recover in time to save Christmas.
Later, an unnamed source shed some light on the cause of Santa's collapse...
"Everything was fine" he said..."Santa was reviewing his list, started checking it twice and started laughing and just couldn't stop. We tried everything, and finally had to call for help!"
When asked if the reason for the untamed mirth was found, the source pointed the finger right at
YOU!!
It seems that someone reported to Santa that you had been good this year and he just about died laughing!!
Have a very Merry Christmas!!!
Get off the hook...pass this page AND the blame for Santa's condition to some other person that has been naughty this year!!!
Don't let this happen to you on Christmas Morning!!!
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