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Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
Jokes for May 15, 1998
10) Ellen DeGeneres - Suffocates in the closet
9) Susan Lucci - Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy
8) Jenny McCarthy - Struck by a random thought
7) Frank Sinatra - Killed by Stranglers in the Night
6) RuPaul - Prostate Cancer
5) O. J. Simpson - Murdered by the "real Killer" in an apparent suicide
4) Madonna - Exposure
3) Unabomber - Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage".
2) Al Gore - Dutch Elm Disease
And The Number One "PREDICTED" Most Ironic Celebrity Death is......
1) Bill Gates - Falls out of a Window
Jokes for May 15, 1998
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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