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Benjamin Franklin Wit and Wisdom
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Some new billboards are getting attention around the country.
Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The
billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine
print or sponsoring organization is included.
- Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God
- C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
- What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God
- We need to talk.
-God
- Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
- Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
- That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God
- I love you and you and you and you and...
-God
- Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God
- Follow me.
-God
- Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God
- My way is the highway.
-God
- Need directions?
-God
- You think it's hot here?
-God
- Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God
- Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
- Don't make me come down there.
-God
Many people use "Duct Tape" to fix everything........God used nails
People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care
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- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would
probably be Labor Day Weekend. --Doug Lars
- A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you
don't need it. --Bob Hope
- I know that there are people in this world who do not love their
fellow man, and I hate people like that! --Tom Lehrer
- I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then
I thought: What good would that do? --Ronnie Shakes
- Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving
birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. --Sam Levenson
(1911-1980)
- Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done. --Ernie Kovacs
- Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your
friends, they will certainly not attend yours. --H.L. Mencken
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
--Franklin P. Jones
- When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
--Norm Crosby
- The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends
thought I didn't exist. --Aaron Machado
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit
going to those places. --Henny Youngman
- The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can
be the designated driver. --Jay Leno
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or lose. --Darrin Weinberg
- Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in
which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --Fran
Lebowitz
- A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a
coffin. --H.L. Mencken
Burma Shave Signs
- Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Burma-Shave
- Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
- Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Burma-Shave
- At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect our little
Tax deductions
Burma-Shave
- Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin--
Burma-Shave
- The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
- He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
Burma-Shave
- Good decisions come from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad decisions.
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
- If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
- There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
- If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
- It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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