Anyway, break up the weed into tiny pieces, removing stems and seeds (you can eat the stem, by the way) until what you have is about the same consistency as tobbaco. At least thats the way I like it. Don't break it up too much or else you'll find that it burns way too fast. Chunks that are too big tend not to pull as well when you take a drag.
Now that you have the weed ready to be rolled, get yer papers ready. I prefer using Zig-Zag slow burning or some kind of king size paper, for those days when 6 people wanna get in on the rotation. If it's gonna be a fattie, figure out a way to stick em together with at least a gummed edge remaining so you can actually close it up.
Place the chronic into your papers, don't worry about leaving space for a roach, and who cares if some of it shakes out, you can stuff it in later when its rolled. Anyway, now you need to "roll" the weed into a nice cylinder using yer thumbs, and until it looks nice and pretty because it's even across the joint. Now you need to"tuck in" the paper, this is sort of hard to describe but you'll understand when you try to roll it up and it won't roll, just slide. Lick the paper, and roll up the baby. You are now done the hardest part.
Ok now that it's rolled, twist one end so it doesn't fall out, and gently push the weed in the other side to make room for what you spilled and a filter/roach. To make a simple filter get a piece of light cardboard and roll it up so it fits inside the joint. Now it's much easier to smoke it, you don't have to worry about nasty wet lips closing the fucking thing (a.k.a. fish lips ).
Well your joint is ready to be smoked! If you have some holes or rips, patch em up with pieces of rolling paper. If your joint isn't too tight, smokes well and gets you baked, then you've done a good job.
Ahh, so you've learned how to roll a nice doobie. However to continue getting fried and rolling joints you need to buy (or steal, or get some for free) more weed. When purchasing, make sure you don't get ripped off. Smell the shit, see how fresh it is, I like weed with lots of redhairs, and make sure you get the amount you pay for. If your hookup says "Dude, it's the best shit in the world!" and sells you 2 grams instead of an 1/8oz. DONT BUY THE SHIT. It's not the best in the world. Unfortunately, the only way to get an idea of what a gram, 1/8, 1/4, even full ounces look like is to buy it. You might get ripped off the first couple of times, but hey that's the way the game works.
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