Welcome to Bubba's

     Tired of going nowhere in a dead end job? In as little as 6 weeks, Bubba can have you goin' everywhere, in a dead end job!
That's right, for the low,low, price of $3499.99 per semester,(cash in advance) Bubba can help you get it together so you can drive the BIG RIGS! You read it right! Just 2 semesters and you can be commanding the respect,(?) and salary, of a BIG RIG trucker!!!
Now, your probably askin," what do I get for my money?" Well boys & girls, Bubba's gonna tell you all about it!

For your first low, low, payment of $3499.99 your gonna learn:
                 1) CB Lingo
                 2) Truck Stop Etiquette
                 3) Loadin' Dock Etiquette
                 4) Drivin' Etiquette

1)  CB Lingo:
       Bubba's gonna teach you the meaning of terms like, "big road" "smoky bear" "city kitty" "evel kenevel" "shootin ya" "comedian strip" "yard sticker" and many more. Bubba guarantees that no real trucker will be able to tell you're a rookie!

2) Truck Stop Etiquette:
        Your gonna learn things like: "how to park in such a way as to totally screw up every other driver around you" "how to park in no parkin' areas and make it look like an inocent mistake" "leavin your headlights on to piss of the guy parked across from you" "usin your Jake Brake in a truckstop" "drivin too fast across the front of Party Row" "generally bein a pain in the ass to every other driver in the truckstop"

3) Loadin Dock Etiquette:

          We'll show you how to: "tick off any shipper you go to" "tick off any receiver you end up at" "negotiate with, tick off, and bust the chops of any lumper you have to hire" "threatin to take your load back to the shipper if the receiver wont unload you right away or pay for your lumper" "

4) Drivin Etiquette:

           We'll teach you how to :  "develope and maintain the attitude.... I've got 18 wheels, I'm 75 feet long, and weigh 80,000 pounds!!! guess who's gettin out of who's way ya damned 4 wheeler!!!!!
When your this big and heavy, you don't need 'etiquette'!
 

         Well boys and girls, that about covers everything your gonna learn in the first semester.

         Now, for another low, low payment, of just $3499.99, Bubba say's he's gonna teach you to DRIVE THE BIG RIGS!!!

                    Don't Delay.................Call Today!

           Classes are fillin up rapidly!...........reserve your seat right now!

            Call Bubba's Institute of Tractor- Trailor Truckin' Technology

                 Call Bubba at:    1-800-big-joke    thats  1-800-big-joke

                     Or E-mail Bubba at:   Bubbasathief@ITTTT.tire

                 CALL NOW, and in as little as 6 weeks, you too can be goin
                 EVERYWHERE in a brand new dead end job!!!