| 1. | Instead of holding up his hand when being sworn in, he holds up his middle finger. |
| 2. | Exchanges all 8 cylinder Crown Vics for NIKES. |
| 3. | Shows up at first press conference dressed as Batman. |
| 4. | When reminded of promises he made, he says "Hey, I was a different person back then." |
| 5. | Orders patrolmen to start rounding up babes "Arkansas-style". |
| 6. | No one knows why, but every carnival operating in the city has to show him their fat lady. |
| 7. | He shows up for work with a lunch box full of crack. |
| 8. | Wants to ride in the back seat when transporting transvestite hookers. |
| 9. | He's caught firing shots at his own home. |
| 10. | Starts all speeches with "Hello, suckers!" |
