"You're not freaking fat!" ~Quinn
"Have I grown another head?" "No, just the two." ~Daria and Jane
"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else." ~Daria
"There's Quinn's cousin or something." ~Quinn's clique
"Invisible Girl." ~Jane
"You're chopping off my nose to spite my face." ~Trent
"You're not going to act like a complete nitwit are you?" ~Jane
"Go to hell you reckless bastard! My kid's got a rash." ~Jake
"Hi Daria.""Hi Quinn."
"It's not how hard you study, it's how hard you play FOOTBALL!" ~Jane
"The dark side? Are we talking about The Force?" ~Daria
"I feel great. How else should I feel? I'm the Misery Chick." ~Daria
"Weird though." ~Trent
"I'm just not like them." ~Daria
"Tell me how you cope, Daria, thinking all the time, so I can return to my normal vegetable state." ~Jane
"Must stick head cold water." ~Jane
"We're human beings, dammit!" ~Jane
"Dammit! It's my turn to say dammit!" ~Daria
"go, go, kick butt." ~Daria
"Have you seen her break wind?" ~Daria
"It's that guy, Knuckles!" ~Jake
"I will make a dainty garland..." ~Quinn
"...deadbeats with style." ~Daria
"I'd like to sign up for the track team." ~Jane
"I'm just plain no good." ~Daria
"I never go swimming with out my lip liner." ~Daria
"But I don't like guys with thin thighs!" ~Daria
"I'm DAMN proud of you." ~Jane
"Shut up, Naked Boy." ~Brittany
"Can we keep her?" ~Frat Boy
"Chin up, Nose up, Let's go." ~Jane
"Do you accept tips?" "Of course." "Ditch the bangs." ~Daria and Upchuck (Charles)
