"We're on a mission from God." ~Elwood
"The band!" ~Jake
"Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut..." ~SWAT Team
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." ~Elwood "Hit it." ~Jake
"One used." ~Frank Oz
"The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a cop car." ~Jake
"I don't believe it! It's that shitbox Dodge!"
"He broke my watch."
"Uh... boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns like that." ~Cab Calloway
"Jake! Elwood!" ~Cab Calloway
"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year." ~Elwood
"Do you see the light?" ~James Brown
