WWF Smackdown Report - September 30, 1999
Hosted by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler
Taped from Richmond, Virginia
[Report by UltimoWrestling's Jeff Jacobson]

• Chris Jericho (w/Curtis Hughes) defeated The Road Dogg (w/Mr. Ass) by Disqualification.
- Road Dogg was sporting a Mr. Ass shirt while Mr. Ass was sporting a Road Dogg shirt. RD and Jericho wrestled a back and forth match, which saw The Holly's do color commentary, demanding Tag Team Title shots. As the mach went to the point where RD dominated, referee Jim Korderas got involved and RD threw him out of the ring resulting in the DQ. Ass then threw a table in to the ring. RD was setting up to put Jericho through the table with a powerbomb like Jericho did to him, but The Holly's came in and took out Ass. They ended up putting RD through the table with a double powerbomb.

• Mankind Interview.
- Mankind came out and said he wanted to thank his fans for the celebration on Raw. He called out Val Venis, who he thought ruined the party. He told Venis to pull it out of his pants, referring to Mr. Rocko. He said that he needed Venis to whip it out immediately, and that it was quite long, white, and had a good looking head on it. Venis said he didn't put from that side of the green. He then showed Venis the G-TV segment, where Venis put Rocko in his pants. He said that it was a joke from everyone backstage and if he knew it meant that much to Mankind ,he wouldn't have took it. He said he would bring back Mr. Rocko before the show ended.

• Backstage, Lilian Garcia interviewed Vince McMahon, who said that Triple H would defend the Heavyweight Title later in the night against The British Bulldog. McMahon said that there were going to be a few stipulations. First, Chyna was banned from ringside. Second, Triple H must pay a $25,000 dollar fine for attacking Earl Hebner on Raw, and last of all, The Rock would be the Guest Referee of the match.

• Backstage, Lilian Garcia interviewed The Rock. He basically said that he would be the People's Unbiased Referee. Mankind came in and told The Rock about Mr. Rocko. The Rock sent him to find it.

• Terri Runnels Invitational: Edge and Christian defeated The New Brood with a Double-Deck Superplex.
- Gangrel was ordered to leave ringside for the match. Terri Runnels came down to ringside and flirted with both teams, saying that these two teams would wrestle five times at the most over the next two weeks and the first team to win three matches, got $100,000 dollars and her as a manager. She built up herself throughout the match, which by the way, was very fast paced. As the match went on, Matt Hardy got knocked out of the ring. Christian hopped on Edge's shoulders, and suplexed Jeff Hardy for the win, making the score 1-0 for Edge and Christian.

• D'Lo Brown and The Big Show went to a No-Contest, to let D'Lo retain the European Title.
- Droz and Prince Albert were at ringside doing commentary with their intentions clear. Droz wanted a European Title shot while Prince Albert wanted a piece of The Big Show. The two men wrestled a slow paced match which saw D'Lo hit the Lo-Down but Big Show kicked out with ease. The match kept progressing and Big Show did a maneuver similar to a powerbomb on D'Lo, which knocked him out. The referee was attending to D'Lo when Albert got out of the booth and tried to hit Big Show with a top rope maneuver, but Big Show caught him in to a Chokeslam position. Albert escaped. Big Show responded with a jack-knife powerbomb to knock Albert. He left the ring. At this point, the match was thrown out. Droz then decided to attack D'Lo. Mark Henry came down for the save and after he cleaned house, D'Lo pushed him away. Henry grabbed the microphone, with tears in his eyes. He said for everyone not to laugh and be serious for a moment. He said he was a Sexoholic and he needed professional help. He said everything he did resulted in him thinking about sex, and because of that, he lost his fiance, his money, but most importantly, he lost his best friend D'Lo. He said he would do whatever it tok to get help.

• Backstage, Triple H was shown arguing with Vince and Shane McMahon, saying that The McMahon's have done everything they can to screw him. He said he would pass it. He said not even Stone Cold Steve Austin could stop him, because he was the game.

• Footage was shown of Test and Stephanie McMahon looking in magazines for a wedding dress for Stephanie. Test said it didn't matter because, he was marrying the girl not the gown. The two then kissed.

• Three-Way Dance: Kane and X-Pac defeated The Acolytes and The Dudley Boyz with Kane's Chokeslam.
- The Acolytes made it clear before the match that they were going to annihilate Kane and X-Pac. They got disqualified for their violence early in the match. Buh Buh Ray was wearing the Rock N Sock jacket of The Rock's. Kane finished D-Von off soon after The Acolytes were eliminated with a Chokeslam.

• Backstage, Stevie Richards dressed, as Dude Love, told Mankind that Buh Buh Ray Dudley had the jacket. Mankind confronted Buh Buh, who got away.

• Backstage, Terry Taylor interviewed Jim Dotson, who said he protected all wrestlers, including Steve Blackman. Blackman then attacked him from behind.

• Jeff Jarrett Interview.
- Jeff Jarrett brought a plunder of "women's items" including an iron, pots and pans, etc. He said it would be a good housekeeping match at No Mercy between he and Chyna, where you could use all of the weapons he had in his hands. He challenged any woman and out came Debra, The Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Jacqueline, the make-up lady, the production crew member, and more women Jarrett has attacked in the past. He then stomped on Moolah and Young. Chyna came out of nowhere and low-blowed Jarrett. She nailed him with the ironing board. Moolah and Young attacked Jerry Lawler after the match for all of his old age comments.

• Mankind confronted Buh Buh Ray in the ring. Val Venis then came out, as did Stevie Richards, who knocked out The Dudley Boyz. Venis said he would give Mr. Rocko to Mankind if he closed his eyes. Venis then put a testicular claw on Mankind to a loud chorus of boos. The Dudley's came back to the ring from there and ripped up the Rock N' Sock jersey to even louder boos.

• The British Bulldog and Triple H went to a No-Contest, to let Triple H retain the Heavyweight Title.
- As the match went on The Rock seemed to be impartial until The British Bulldog hit the Running Powerslam. The Rock grabbed the microphone and counted. 1-2-"It doesn't matter if the Rock counts to three." He then gave the People's Elbow to both men and left with Triple H's title. Triple H then left fuming and went backstage looking for The Rock, who attacked him. Bulldog was waiting for The Rock. They brawled out of the arena. Triple H then thought he was returning to his dressing room, but it was actually Steve Austin's who left him laying in the hallway as the show went off the air.

Note: The show was only 90 minutes this week due to the premiere of Shasta McNasty.