The show opens with NO CHANCE and out comes Shane McMahon. Shane says he wants to apologize to Vince. He says he's always admired and revered him in the past, but last night was truly Vince's greatest accomplishment. Shane says he is proud to be a McMahon after what Vince did. Fans chant ROCKY. Shane says no matter what, he will always love Vince very very much. Shane says because of love, he wants to continue what Vince started last night. Tonight, Shane O'Mac wants to go 1-on-1 with the Great One. He then calls out the Rock.
GAME hits and out comes HHH and Steph. Steph looks hurt. HHH gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Steph says she'll never forget or forgive what the Rock did last night. After all, she's a women. She's 135 lbs. Yeah, she slapped the Rock, but he deserved it and she certainly did not deserve the Rock Bottom or the People's Elbow (probably the only person he could ever hurt with that move). Steph says her back, her neck and her chest are so sore. She feels like she's been in a skiing accident. She says any normal women wouldn't even be out here right now. Steph says she appreciates Shane's anger and feelings towards.....and HHH steals the mic. HHH says Stephanie's his wife and the Rock put his hands on her and he wants the Rock's ass tonight. HHH says it won't be a title shot though. He already proved to the world that the Rock can't beat him. HHH says this is a personal issue. He says Rock hurt his wife, now he will hur the Rock and he issues a challenge to the Rock.
NO CHANCE hits again. Vince makes his way to the ring. Vince and HHH stare each other down and then shake hands. Vince and Shane now have a little staredown and Shane extends his hand and.....Vince and Shane shake hands and hug. The McMahons are one evil functional unit again. Vince says it appears as though there's a problem Both HHH and Shane want the Rock, but Vince had a different match in mind tonight. Vince now challenges the Rock. Vince says we probably want an explanation to why Vince scrambled the Rock's brains. Vince says since he don't have to answer to any one and since we want an explanation, he's not inclined. Vince says Rock has a lot in common with a lot of people in the arena. The vast majority of them are vain, ego-centric, and narcisstic. Vince calls everyone in the arena phonies. He says a lot them have fake hair, fake teeth, fake boobs, they've undergone lyposuctin, face-lifts, tummy tucks, they're not real human beings. An ASSHOLE chant starts. Vince says something that gets bleeped out. Vince says that since these people aren't in the entertainment business, they want to be. They are bottom feeders waiting for an agent to come out of the commodes and make them stars. Vince says The Rock has as much of a chance of becoming WWF champ again as these people do of becoming a Hollywood star. Vince says it doesn't matter who fights the Rock tonight, that one will drive the Rock out of the entertainment business and put him in somthing he's more suited for, bussing tables.
A limo is shown arriving and The Rock steps out.
European Title Match
Chris Jericho w/Chyna vs. Eddie Guerrero
Chyna comes out shooting (with her gun, you know). Hey, the Radicals have shirts now. Eddie tells Mama Cita to take it easy. He says he knows she here because she wants some latino heat. He says Chyna was practically coming out of her pants at the site of him. Eddie says he'll have to set herside for now because he has to make his european ancestors in Spain proud. Then because of my terrible Spanish teacher, I don't know what he said. Eddie gets the first offense, but stares at Chyna and gives Jericho time to regroup. Stiff chops from Jericho then a monster flapjack. Jericho picks him up for the powerbomb, but Eddie goes all the way over. Eddie gets Jericho down to the mat then steps on his face. Eddie with a shoulder block after an Irish Whip and he picks Jericho up for another whip. He locks on a sleeper hold and almost knocks Jericho out. Jericho elbows his way out but gets caught in another sleepr hold. Jericho breaks out and starts punching Eddie. Eddie throws Jericho out and the camera then cuts to the floor of the locker room. Maybe a production mistake, but King mentions it. Jericho and Eddie fight outside. Back in the rng, Eddie hits a vertical suplex. Eddie goes up top, but Jericho moves. Snap slam by Jericho and Jericho connects with a couple rights. Bulldog by Jericho for a near fall. Stiff chops by Jericho and Jericho hits a drop toe hold that sends Eddie into referee Tim White. Jericho hits his double powerbomb on Eddie. Springboard moonsault by Jericho, but Tim White is knocked out on the outside of the ring. Chyna jumps in and counts to three and raises Jericho's hand. She TURNS ON JERICHO!!! Chyna DDT'd Jericho and put Eddie on top of him. CHYNA TURNED ON JERICHO!! She threw Tim White back into the ring and Eddie Guerrero gets the pin.
Winner and New European Champion: Eddie Guerrero
Post match, Chyna and Eddie hug and Chyna leaves with Eddie. Chyna can't resist Latino Heat.
Vince and Steph are shown backstage and Steph says she's the WWF women's champion. Steph really wanted to talk to Vince about HHH taking on the Rock tonight. Steph says it only seems right her husband revenges what Rock did to her. Vince asks what about him or Shane. Steph says they've protected her all their lives, but that's not their job anymore. Vince says he'll think about it.
Road Dogg/X-Pac w/Tori vs. T & A w/Trish Stratus
Road Dogg welcomes everyone to the Dogg House and does his thing. He says Trish has an ass like Rikishi Phatu. T & A look tought now since Albert lost that ugly ass singlet. X-Pac and Albert start. X-pac with a couple quick kicks to ghe gut, but Albert picks Pac up for a press slam. Albert overpowers X-Pac until Albert gets in the wrong corner. X-Pac with another kick and covers. Albert throws X-pac off and Road Dogg is tagged in. Juke and Jive from Road Dogg, but misses the jive. Scissors kick by Albert and Test is tagged in. Albert whipped into Road Dogg and test beheads Road Dogg with a big boot. X-Pac breaks the count. Double underhook powerbomb by Test on Road Dogg. Test goes for another big boot, but ends up stradling the top rope. X-Pac tagged in and Ric Flairs him. X-Pac goes for a spinning heel kick, but gets caught. Test sets up the grade, but falls out. Belly-to-back suplex by X-pac and he makes the tag. Test choked on the ropes. and Albert knocked off the apron. Shake rattle and knee drop by Road Dogg, but Albert makes the save. All four men in the ring. Road Dogg throws test out. Albert has X-Pac in a double arm elevated choke, but Road Dogg hits a ballshot on Albert and X-pac hits the X-Factor for the win.
Winners: DX via X-Factor
Kurt Angle talking to Finkel and he says he don't get it. He walks in with two titles, but leave with none. Angle says that's a conspiracy. Finkel says the rules say he don't have to get pinned to lose the belts. Finkel says he no longer considers Angle a champion. Angle says it's true, thanks Howard and walks away. Angle then attacks Fink from behind and locks on the
crossface chickenwing.
Shane comes in and confronts Vince. Shane says Steph always has Vince wrapped around her little finger. Shane says he wants the Rock and Vince says he'll work it out. Shane leaves thinking it's in the bag.
Intercontinental Title Match
Tazz vs. Chris Benoit
Benoit comes out to his own music with the new shirt on. A brawling match begins right away before Tazz turns it into a wrestling match with a Tazzplex. Benoit gets control with some chops and a snap suplex of his own for a two. Tazz thrown headfirst to the floor and they brawl outside. Back in the ring, Suplex by Benoit and an elbow drop. Tazz gets up swinging, but is knocked back down with a double leg takedown and Benoit puts on a Sharpshooter. Benoit for some reason, lets go. Tazz in the corner and gets the boot up. Drop toe hold by Benoit and he beats on the back of Tazz's head. Kata Hajime locked on by Tazz and Perry Saturn runs down. Tazz lets go and crotches Saturn who was on the top rope. Tazz plex off the top rope on Saturn. Benoit gets up and hits a bridging german suplex for the win.
Winner and Still IC Title: Chris Benoit via Bridging German Suplex
Post match, Tazz attacks Saturn from behind and locks on the Tazzmission. Benoit breaks it up and Tazz is down again. Tazz gets up and fights the two into the backstage.
Too Cool and Rikishi are shown backstage. Too Cool has on funky new outfits.
Shane talking to Big Show. Show says they're still friends and if Shane ever needs a back-up, Show's there. Show says it's time to go Hollywood. He's going to become a superstar. Shane looks confused.
Michael Cole is in the ring talking about last night's Triple Threat Ladder Match and he brings out Edge and Christian. Edge and Christian both come down limping. God this looks like the night after No Mercy. Cole says congrats and the match was spectactular. Edge kicks Cole out the ring and Christian pushes him. Edge says they became champions in what might be the greatest match of all time. Edge says they were great. Christian says they were really great. Then Christian says they were reallly great. Edge says in order to be great, they needed great opponents. Edge calls out the Hardyz. Matt and Jeff come out limping also. Christian says it's really great to hear the appaluase cause they really need it right now. Edge told them not to hang their heads and pick their head up. Edge is pretty much mocking them. Christian says their is no shame in being second best or even (makes 3-D sign) third best. Dudley's music hits and Edge and Christian attack the Hardyz from behind. Dudley's attack Edge and Christian. 3-D on Edge. Hardyz back in the ring and attack the Dudley's. The ref's come down and break up the melee. Edge and Christian actually showed some charsima and some decent mic skills.
Eddie and Chyna are shown walking backstage. I can't understand what they're saying. There's a stereotypical hispanic orange convertible backstage that Eddie and Chyna drive off in.
Big Show vs. Rikishi Phatu w/Too Cool
There's actually a song worse than Show's orginal entrance music, that's his Aggresion music. Too Cool has brand new T-Shirts too. Rikishi starts off with a couple rights then a whip. Show with a nasty clothesline. Show starts dancing and tries to do a worm. The crowd is POPPING for Big Show. Start of a face turn maybe? Rikishi with a Samoan Drop and then hits a back splash in the corner. Show is dropped and Rikishi puts his ass in Show's face. Sexay is laughing on the outside. Rikishi hits a superkick. Sexay grabbed Show and Too Cool got Rikishi DQ'd. Scotty hit his worm.
Winner: Big Show via DQ
Post match, the yellow shades go on and Too Cool dances and Big Show stands on the ramp looking at them. Show turns to leave, but turns back and watches them again. This is definately the face turn now that they've realized how funny Show can be.
The door to Rock's lockerroom is shown and we'll find out who he's fighting next.
Vince with Shane, HHH, and Steph. Vince says he has a way to settle this. They're gonna draw straws. Whoever draws the short straw gets to face Rock. Shane draws the short straw and he looks a little scared. Vince says he really wanted to face him and HHH says he did too. None of them looked like they wanted to face Rock.
Show's back in the ring. He says all his life, people have been telling him what a great athlete he is. They say he's an unstopable monster and they're right, but there's so much more to him than that. Show says they must have seen him on SNL which gets a huge pop. Show says he's a funny guy, a talented guy. He's entertainment. Show says there's more to him than headbutts and chokeslams. Just ask his fiance. Sometimes he feels like fighting. Sometimes, he feels likes relaxing, and sometime, he feels like dancing. Too Cool's music hits and Big Show starts to do their dance. This is classic. The crowd starts a "Go Big Show" chant and the music comes to an abrubt halt. The crowd actually boos.
Cole is standing by with the Rock. Rock, wearing funny glasses, says it's amazing that with all the great decision Vince has made, including the expansion, Wrestlemania, and the penis implant, they mean nothing. Rock says that last night, when The Rock was done, Vince made the single worst decision of a lifetime. The Rock guaran-damn-tees he will whip Shane's ass. He then says he's going to become champion and a Rocky chant starts. If ya smell........
Too Cool making fun of Big Show dancing. Scotty says to give him credit. He moves pretty good for a big guy. Sexay says he's horrible and he should stick to what he does best. Scotty was impressed by Show, but Sexay just wanted to make fun of him.
Hardcore Title Match
Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly
Crash attacks Hardcore right away. Crash pulls out a cookie sheet and uses it to get a two count. Crash then gets flapjacked on the cookie sheet. Hardcore pulls out a broom and breaks it over Crash then uses the handle to beat him. Hardcore then gets a fire extinguisher and sprays Crash, but only gets a two count. He throws Crash back in the ring and grabs a steel chair. Crash ends up using the chair on him. Hardcore tries to suplex Crash, but can't. Crash hits a facebuster suplex on the chair on Hardcore for a two. Outside the ring, Crash grabs a bell, but Hardcore uses a glass pitcher. The Acolytes are down now and beat on Hardcore. Double spinebuster on Hardcore and they throw Crash on Hardcore for the win. Crash paid the aPa.
Winner and New Hardcore Champion: Crash Holly via Double Spinebuster from the aPa
The Posse come down and attack Crash with a ref of their own. The 24/7 rule is back in effect. Crash escapes as the Posse fight each other.
HHH and Shane talking backstage. HHH says he knows the Rock better than anyone. HHH tries to give him advice, but ends up telling him to be careful and watch out.
Show comes up to Sexay who is packing his bag. Show asks if he dancing was really that bad. Sexay says it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't that good. Show attacks Sexay and takes his hat and glasses. The crowd is still popping.
Val Venis vs. Kurt Angle
Val does he schtick and says the Big Valbowski is... and he got interrupted by Kurt Angle. Angle says it is one of the darkest days in WWF history if not US history. To lose is one thing, but to lose two titles without being pinned is rediculous. Says he's recieved calls from Paris from parents whose kids were too sick to go to school. In less than 24 hours, he's gone from a double champ to wrestling a porn star, the lowest form of life. In order to protect himself, he will wear rubber sanitary gloves. Venis attacks him before he can get the gloves on and beats him down in the corner. Angle, tried an Irish whip, but his head down. Venis hits an elbow drop and a knee drop for a two. Venis hits some stiff chops before Angle gets some offense with a clothesline, but Venis gets up and hits a clothesline of his own. Angle knocked outside and Venis misses a double axhandle. Angle tries to drag Venis in, but gets dropped on the ropes. Angle hits a DDT. The crowd is chanting USA?! Angle with a series of Irish Whips into the corner. Suplex by angle followed by rights to the chest. Angle again puts his head down and Venis hits a hangman's neckbreaker. Boot to Angle's face and a series of irish whips. Double underhook suplex for a near fall on Angle. Venis goes for a fisherman suplex and hurt his back. Angle sets Venis on the top turnbuckle and goes for a superplex. Venis knocks Angle down and goes for the Money Shot, but Angle moves. Angle locks on the crossface chickenwing on Venis for the win.
Winner: Kurt Angle via Crossface Chickenwing
Vince talks to Shane who is backstage stretching. Vince says he's got Shane's back an they hug. Shane says HHH gave him the worst advice. To "Watch everything" Vince said that was good advice.
Kane w/ Paul Bearer vs. Bull Buchanan w/Big Bossman
Bull beats on Kane in the corner. Man, he looks huge. Kane with chops to the throat. Whip by Kane and Bull missed a spot. He slipped off the rope while trying to hit crossbody. Nice recovery by both men. Bull on the top rope and Kane grabs his neck. Bossman tries to interfere, but gets knocked down. Bull off the top rope, but Kane grabs him anyway and chokeslams him.
Winner: Kane via Chokeslam
Bull and Bossman handcuff Kane to the ringpost and continue to beat on him. Paul Bearer hits Buchanan with a chair, but it didn't phase him. Bull uses the chair to smash Kane's hand on the ringpost.
Rock vs. Shane McMahon w/Vince
Shane mocks the Rock by getting on the ropes. Rock comes down running. Shane ducks out and Rock goes right after the Rock. JR says pissed and they didn't catch it in time so there was a long bleep. Shane runs up the ramp and Rock goes after him. They fight on the ramp and HHH comes from behind. HHH beats on the Rock. HHH throws Rock into the steps. The whole time, Vince had the ref positioned so Earl never saw a thing. The bell rings now and Shane gets a two count. Rock irish whipped and low bridged by HHH. Vince clotheslines the Rock over the announce table. Vince throws Rock back in the ring and Shane pummels him on the mat. Shane with a flying elbow. Shane starts dancing like Muhammed Ali. Shane puts Rock on the ropes and distracts the ref so HHH can beat on the Rock. It's a 3-on-1 and it's the Rock's fault. Shane still dancing like he's "Roy Jones, Jr." (I agree with King, who?) Shane getting more right ahands. Shane giving high fives to everyone. Shane with another right. Shane still dancing. Shane goes for another shot, but gets a spinebuster. Vince is on the apron and Hebner goes to get him down. Rock goes through Hebner to get to Vince and Earl is knocked down. HHH in the ring and pedigrees Rock and pulls Shane on top of Rock. Hebner counts to two and Rock kicks out. HHH on the apron distracting Hebner and Vince in the ring. Rock takes out both Shane and Vince. HHH in the ring and hits Rock from behind. HHH beats Rock down in the corner. HHH throws Hebner across the ring. HHH still beating the Rock in the corner. Hebner back up and has not called the match yet. HHH gets a whip reversed into a Rock Bottom and The Rock pins HHH?!?! HHH wasn't even in the match let alone the legal man. Rock walks off with the WWF Belt.
Winner: The Rock via Rock Bottom on HHH