St. Valentine's Day Massacre

This was NOT written by me, The Peoples Mike. From what I discern, it was written by RockRavn69.


Goldust vs. Bluedust
Quikly Paced Matched , about 5 minutes in length as Goldust paid BlueDust back after BlueDust cost Goldust his match with Gillberg on Raw Saturday Night. Goldust then nailed BlueDust with the Curtain Call for the 3 count pinfall and nailed the Shattered Dreams kick afterwards. I don't know where the angle came from, or where it is going but.....

Holly vs Snow [hardcore]
Anyways Holly got the win when he got Al Snow caught in a fence and then countered by pinning him. During the match (which was mostly outside) they battled into the Mississippi River and both played in 'Cold' water for minutes. Anyways Holly is the new Hardcore Champion.

Midian vs Bossman
Both men start to lock it up...Bossman gets the upperhand and starts to punch Mideon until he is in the turnbuckle..Mideon then got up took Bossman and closelined Mideon(It made the whole ring shake) Bossman went outside the ring took a chair and smacked it right to Mideon....Bossman got in the ring and started to choke Mideon until the ref stopped it...Bossman picked Mideon up and tryed to throw him into the turnbuckle but Mideon reversed it and Bossman got whiped into the turnbuckle....Mideon turned away and Bossman gave him one great splash.Bossman picked Mideon up and gave him a full nelson until Mideon was able to get out of it.Both men get up and Bossman shoves Mideon into the turnbuckle and starts to swing away.Bossman then brung him to then center of the ring and tryed to suplex him but Mideon reversed it.Mideon has now have the advantage but Bossman went to a sidewalk slam....He went for the pin 1...2...3...***Winner Bossman***
After the match the Aycloytes,the Brood,and the Undertaker came out and all the Minestry of Darkness came and started to assult The Big Bossman.They pick him up and they bring him in the back God the Bossman sucks.....

Owen hart and Jeff Jarret vs. D-Lo and Mark Henry
Owen and Henry start it out,Henry quickly slams Owen into the turnbuckle,he then takes him and closelines him.D-lo gets in and dominates Owens with lefts and rights.Owen gets a Bull Dog Head lock,and Jeff comes in..D-lo dominates Jeff too,with a doubble close line he went for the pin 1...2... he gets a kick out.D-lo toosed Owen out of the ring...Jeff got him from the back and threw him on the floor....Owen comes in and starts to give D-Lo Upper-cuts.Jeff then came in and took D-lo to the ropes and started to choke him in them.Owen then comes in and headbutts D-lo,he picks up D-lo and does a suplex.Owen gets a great drop kick and goes for the pin but only gets a 2.Jeff came in and went for a sleeper.D-lo slowly is starting to take a nap.D-lo stays awake D-lo is making a come back,but Owen came in and did a spinning heel kick.Owen went for the pin but only got a 2 count.Owen then tryed to throw D-lo in the ropes but D-lo reversed it and got a splash....D-lo went up the top,Owen went with him.Owen got dropped on his back,and D-lo fell with him...Both men were able to make a tag but Henry is just too strong and knocked all people in front of him down..henry made a wrong move,and Owen got a spinning Heel kick on D-lo but only gets a 2....D-lo gets up and trys to go up to the top Debra distracts Debra but Ivory comes to stop it...Owen is in the ring and took a guitar and smashed it over Henry's knee....Henry fell and Jeff came in and got a figure 4.....Henry gave up!! *****Winner and still champs Owen and Jeff*** (Ivory came and started to rip off Debra's clothes but all 4 men came and stopped it! Too bad the bra stayed on.....

Ken Shamrock vs Val Venis [IC title]
Shamrock ran in the ring and started to snap,Venis took cover and ran Shamrock into the turnbuckle.Venis took Shamrock in the cover and started to take his knee and shove it in Shamrock's stomach.Shamrock threw him down.Venis got up and walked into a mid kick right in the neck.Shamrock picked venis up and slammed him down....Venis is laying on the floor and Shamrock is snapping.Shamrock's sister is outside the ring.Shamrock picked Venis up and started to kick Venis in the stomach.Venis on the apron.Ba Billy and Shamrock exchanged words.Shamrock got back in the ring and venis is resting on the outside.Shamrock picked Venis up from the outside and gave him a neck breaker on the top rope....Venis got back in the ring and walked into some left's and right's.Shamrock picked up Venis and tryed to suplex him,but Val reversed it.Both men got up quickly.Shamrock walked into an atomic drop.Ba Billy keeps asking Shamrock if he gives up.Venis threw Shamrock in the ropes and shoved his elbow in Shamrock's eye.He went for the pin and only got a 2.Venis then slammed Shamrock on the floor again.Shamrock felt nothing and he got up and started to take his emotions out on Venis.Venis over came Shamrock with a good kick.He then gave Shamrcok a back breaker,and left Shamrock on the floor.Venis picked Shamrock up and threw him in the turnbuckle.He then took Shamrock out of the ring and threw Shamrock 3 times in the ring post.Shamrock and Venis both got back in the ring.Venis and Shamrock then start to lock it up,Venis got Shamrock in a bridge and went for the pin but got a 2.Venis picked Shamrock up and slammed him down.Venis went down to the canvas and started to give Shamrock a chin lock....Shamrock is not getting knocked out.Ba Billy keeps asking SHamrock if he gives up Shamrock keeps saying "get out of my face" Venis takes the chin lock on both feet.and Venis threw his elbow in Shamrock's stomach.Shamrock dropped and went for a pin but only got a 2.Venis got up and layed Shamrock near the ropes and started to step on him.Shamrock got up and started to give Venis a right,but Venis had no effect on it...Shamrock out of no where got a ddt,he went for the pin 1..2...Ba Billy wouldn't go for the third pin. Venis got behind Shamrock and gave him a sleeper.Shamrock got out of it and kickd Venis. Shamrock got a great slam.Shamrock went for another pin but Billy wouldnt count a normal count.Shamrock got 3 knee kicks from Val,and Shamrock fell. Venis then went on the top rope but Shamrock went up and threw him off of it, and gave venis a spinning heel kick....Shamrock went for a pin bit only got a 1....Shamrock then went for a belly to belly and went for an ankle lock......Val wont give up.Shamrock's sister took Venis's arm and puled it toward the rope...Shamrock went outside to say waht are you doing...Ba Billy stoped him, he spit in his face...Ba Billy Punched Shamrock,threw him back in the ring!! Went for the count 1..2..3.... **Winner and new I.C. Champ Val Venis!

Mixed Tag Team Match: Xpac and HHH vs. Kane and Chyna
HHH and Kane started it out.Kane dominates Triple H just knocking him down.Kane throws HHH in the turnbuckle and starts to lay mean left's and right's at him....Kane boots HHH with his foot in his head.HHH made a tag X- Pac came in and Kane just started to dominate him too.Kane taged Chyna in.Chyna shoved X-Pac down.X-Pac got up and shoved Chyna down.Chyna ran out.Kane got in the ring and X-Pac started to kick Kane in the stomach.Kane started to wipe out X-Pac so HHH came in.Triple H tryed with all his strength to knock Kane down but he couldnt.Triple H wswung on the roped but Chyna punched him in his head.Kane went on the top rope and delivered a standup slice.Chyna got in and started to punch HHH in the face.HHH then tryed to Suplex Chyna but HHH couldnt get her up and Chyna knocked HHH down.HHH got in,and Chyna threw X-Pac in the turnbuckle.Kane got in and so did HHH and they both doubble teamed to suplex him.HHH went to throw Chyna but Kane caught him.HHH and X-Pac then went and doubble DDT Kane.Kane then went out of the ring.X-Pac went out with him and X-Pac tryed to jump on the ring post but Kane missed.Both men then went in the ring.X-Pac tryed to give Kane a spinning heel kick but Kane caught him and threw him down.Chyna then got the tag in and Chyna kicked X-Pac in the mid-section and then did a running slam.She went for the pin,but only got a 2 count.Kane got back in and X-Pac got a big closeline by Kane.Kane then did a huge uppercut to X-Pac.Kane then taged Chyna in and Chyna punched X-Pac.Chyna then went and picked X-Pac up and dropped him in the middle of the ropes....Chyna went for the pin and got only a 2 count.Chyna then went to do a sleeper....But X-Pac will not give up.X-Pac then re gains strength and gave a neck breaker to Chyna.X-Pac trys to make a tag,Chyna stops it but X-Pac got in.Chyna got the "low down" from HHH....Kane came in and HHH tossed him over the top rope.HHH went to pick Kane up but battles back her soule make. Chyna is down on the floor.Triple H took Chyna out of the ring.HHH and Kane started to fight it out-outside.In he ring X-Pac delivered a bronco buster....X-Pac then ran backstage with Shane...Chyna and HHH are in the ring.HHH tryed to pedigree Chyna,but Kane came in with a Choke Slam.Kane then put Chyna on HHH and went for the pin 1...2...3 **Winner Kane and Chyna** All I have to say is, at least Chyna shaves her armpits.....

The Rock vs. Mankind [World Title]
Mankind let the Rock take the first punch from behind him,and the Rock took the shot,and he starts to hammer away.Rock shoves Mankind in the corner and starts to lay Mankind with left's and rights.Mankind gets up and knocks the Rock out with the WWF Championship belt.Mankind waits for the Rock to get up,and with out hesitating he shoves the Rock in the turnbuckle and starts to kick him...Both men go out of the ring.They walk back near the entry way and Mankind shoves the Rock in to the WWF logo.Mankind picks the Rock up and throws him behind the curtain.He picks him up and Mankind tryed to throw him in the wire Structure but the Rock reverses it and Mankind's head snapped on it.Mankind got up and threw the rock on the table.Mankind got up on the table and gave the Rock a DDT on it.The ref starts to count but at the last second both men get up.Rock and Mankind go backstage and start to fight in the seats.Mankind takes the Rock and brings him back outside to the ring side area and both men fell on the concrete.Both men got up and the Rock got the first punch and by that he now has the upperhand.The Rock tryed to throw Mankind in the steps,but Mankind reversed it and the Rock got smashed in them.Mankind got back in the ring and so did the Rock.Mankind slammed the Rock down.Mankind mocks the Rock and does a "Corperate Elbow" but he misses it.The Rock gets up and hammers away on the Rock......Mankind and the Rock go back outside and start to battle it out.Rock then suplexes Mankind 2 times outside on the mat.The Rock then picks Mankind up and gets a third suplex.The Rock asks forthe ref to start the count...While he does that the Rock goes and talks with the Kind and Michael Cole...Mankind got up and started to pound the Rock on the chair....Mankind picks the Rock up and shoves him on the announcers table.Mankind goes on the the apron and jumps down on the front of the announcers tabke.Mankind picks the Rock up and throws him into the steps.The Rock gets back in the ring.Mankind on the outside takes a piece of the steel steps and throws them in the ring.Mankind gets in the ring picks up the Steps and picks the steps up and trys to run it over to the Rock but the Rock kicked it.Rock hurried up and got a chair and smacked the Rock 3 times with a chair on Mankinds Knee...The Rock does another chair shot.The Rock tryed to do another chair shot but the chair hit the turnbuckle and it bounced back on the Rock..Both men are laying outside the ring.Mankind gets up and punches the Rock in his back.The Rock then gets droped by Mankind.Mankind picks the Rock up and throws him on the announcers table.Mankind sets up the Rock on the table and the Rock reversed it and Mankind got dropped off the table.Mankind prboably snapped his neck.Mankind is out cold out side.The Rock goes inside to get the steel steps and just drops it over Mankind.Mankind doesn't even feel a thing and gets up.The Rock and Mankind get's back in.Mankind is in the middle of the ring,and gets the corperate elbow.The Count has begun for Mankind.The Rock gets the Mic while Mankind is down and is yelling all this Bull Sh**!!The Rock starts to sing!!! Mankind gets up and pus the claw in the Rock's throat.The Rock is getting choked by Mankind,and the Ref is outside the ring out cold.Mankind went to get the ref and threw him back in the ring.The ref started to count.Put the Rock got a DDT!! The ref started to count.Makind and the Rock is up and Mankind does a DDT on a steel chair.The ref starts to count......Mankind got Mr.Socko and shoved it on The Rock! The Rock then some how got a easy RockBottom on Mankind.Both men are down...Both men get up and get chairs and both men hit eachother...Once again the ref starts to count....The ref starts to count put both men didn't get up!! ****The Match is a Draw**** Mankind, what a showman, this man had gone through hell and is still going, god i respect him. The Rock, well... he can flap his tongue.....

Steve Austin vs. Mr. Vinny Mcmahon
Blood Shed, too bad it wasn't austin's...oh, and TITAN interfered, la-dee-fri- ken-da!Austin is waiting in the ring for McMahon,McMahon won't get in the ring.So Austin comes out and chases after Vince.Vince runs in the ring,and wont let Austin in.Austin then trys to run up the cage but McMahon in blocking it.Austin fell off the cage and it looks like he hurt his knee.Vince comes out and Austin was joking! Austin Closelined Austin shoved him on the announcers table.Austin then took the Cable Wire and started to choke it on McMahon's Thoarat.Vince goes flying over the Guard rail.Austin gets a steve-weiser and mocks Vince with it.Both men go in the crowd fighting it out.Austin dropped Vince on the steps.Vince gets up and they both start to battle it out.Austin and McMahon make there way over the guard-rail and they start to battle it out over on the outside of the ring.Vince got dropped,and Austin gave Vince a low blow.Vince got up and tryed to climb the cage/Austin gets on the cage and Austin then punches Vince on the cage.At the top of the Cage Vince got thrown off of the cage.Austin is knocked out on the spanish announce table...Vince might be vroken in half...Officals are looking over him..Austin is in the cage.Medical help are out and they are putting a neck brace on Vince.The announcer says that Austin wins because Vince is out.Austin gets on the Mic and starts to open a can of whipp ass on the Mic.Austin then goes out of the cage and knocks all the people down and takes the wheel holding Vince and shoves it down and it brakes and Vince fell off....Austin then starts to beat him up...He takes him back in the cage.Bell finally rings and Austin got a closelines...He then starts to kick Vince.Austin then elbowed vince.He goes from the top rope and gives him another elbow.Austin then ask for the Door of the cage to be open....Austin then almosts walks out and Vince gives him the finger.Austin gets back in and starts to stomp on Vince.He then gives him one big and brood right hand.Vince gives Austin a lowblow.Austin is climbing the cage.Vince and Austin are at the top of the cage and Vince gets knocked down.Austin then picks up Vince and soves him in the steel cage.Austin made Vince bleed really bad.Austin is mocking Vince.Austin goes up to the tope and Vince is begging Austin not to go out...But Austin gets back in....And Vince trys to climb the cage.Austin gets up on the cage and starts to stomp on Vince's head ...Vince then falls down...Austin is choking Vince with his foot....Austin picks McMahon up and gives him a right hand.Vince is down again.Austin then is giving the Stunner Sign....Austin gets the Stunner!!! He then mocks Vince.....The Giant comes out of the ring.And knocks down Austin...Vince and Giant are up....Giant picks Austin up throws him agains the cage.The cage opened Austin Fell out!!*********Winner AUSTIN!!!!!!**************** well another mark victory for austin.......