WWF Armageddon Report - December 12, 1999
Live from Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hosted by Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler

• Tag Team Battle Royal: The Acolytes defeat Seven Other Teams.
- The teams in this match were (in order of appearance) The Dudley Boyz, Edge and Christian, The Hardy Boyz, The Headbangers, The Mean Street Posse, The Acolytes, Too Cool and The Godfather and Mark Henry w/ Ho's. The action was fast and furious with the rules being that if you are eliminated, your entire team is eliminated. Pete Gas was thrown over the top rope but he went under the ring without the referee seeing and Joey Abs ran in to the ring and made it seem like he was never eliminated. This happened a few more times but eventually the entire Posse was gone. Soon after most teams were thrown out after basic brawling but the final four teams were Edge and Christian, The Dudley Boyz, The Hardy Boyz and The Acolytes. The Dudley's disposed of the canadian tag team but The Hardies' soon eliminated the former ECW world tag team champions. Many near falls including one point where both Bradshaw and Matt Hardy were holding on to the middle rope for balance ala Shawn Michaels Royal Rumble 1995, then Jeff Hardy leaped at Faarooq who slingshotted him over the top rope on to the guard rail on the outside to let The Acolytes take the win.

• Backstage, Lilian Garcia spoke to Kurt Angle and he said he is undefeated in the WWF and he knows that South Florida will be a warm crowd to an olympic gold medalist.

• Kurt Angle defeated Steve Blackman with a German Suplex.
- Angle came out to a chorus of boo's while Blackman came out to a lukewarm face reaction. The two did some nice counters and what not until Angle attempted a very nice moonsault but missed, which let Blackman come back on the offensive as the crowd was chanting boring, seemingly to anger Kurt Angle. He then out of no where pulled a very nice german suplex out to get the quick win over Steve Blackman. After the match the angered Blackman attacked Angle with his nunchucks.

• Backstage, Michael Cole tried to conduct an interview with B.B. who was changing behind a see-through curtain. She basically said she was ready for the four-way evening gown match which would take place in a swimming pool. She then asked Michael Cole to zip up her evening gown.

• Four-Corners Evening Gown Match: Miss Kitty defeated Jacqueline, Ivory and B.B. to capture the Heavyweight Title.
- The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young, also dressed in evening gowns were the referee's for this match. First Jacqueline was stripped of her gown, followed quickly by B.B. by Ivory. Ivory tried to take off her bra but Miss Kitty pulled her back in the water, quickly pulled off her gown and had her hand raised. She then got on top of the pool and grabbed the microphone, saying that the fans came here to see me get naked and even though they forced me to wear underwear, big deal as she took off her bra, revealing her breasts. Sgt. Slaughter and other officials quickly put a towel over her. Mae Young then pulled off her dress in to bra and panties as officials covered ger up as well.

• Backstage, Rikishi Fatu was interviewed by Kevin Kelly. He basically said that he will take out The Hollies and that Viscera better have his back, because he has his.

• The Holly Cousins defeated Rikishi Fatu and Viscera.
- The big men were dominating the cousins for the majority of the match with Viscera working over Hardore and Crash with his singature maneuvers. When Rikishi was tagged in he immediately hit his formatted Greetings From Asbury Park on Crash Holly and as he goes for the cover, Hardcore breaks it. Rikishi gets up and Viscera goes for a spinning heel kick on Hardcore but he ducks and Rikishi is nailed and consequently pinned by Hardcore.

• Backstage, Lilian Garcia interviewed Val Venis who said he is going to get many european women after he wins the belt tonight and he then said something in spanish to Lilian which made her walk off with Val.

• Val Venis defeated The British Bulldog and D'Lo Brown, to capture the European Title.
- Before the match started The Mean Street Posse was kicked out of the ringside area. This was a very-fast paced bout with many near falls. Val and D'Lo were working together near the beginning but D'Lo started working on Val when The Bulldog took a rest on the outside, including a sunset flip from the top rope. The Bulldog came back with a powerslam on Val Venis but D'Lo blocked the count. More back and forth wrestling followed as D'Lo hit a sloppy sky-high on The Bulldog as well as the Frog Splash and was at a two-count when Val Venis flew through the air with a Money Shot on D'Lo and pinned The Bulldog to get the victory.

• Backstage, Kevin Kelly conducted an interview with X-Pac before his steel cage match with Kane. He reviewed a few rules he set for the match. Kane cannot win the match by leaving the cage but rather pinfall while X-Pac can leave the cage and pin him.

• Steel Cage Match: Kane w/ Tori defeated X-Pac via The Tombstone.
- The two wrestled a brutal match which started out with X-Pac working over Kane with great maneuvers including a legdrop from the top rope. More great action followed. Fast forward to 3/4 along the match when The New Age Outlaws come down to ringside and used clippers to unlock the door and then slammed it against Kane, letting X-Pac hit the X-Factor on Kane, and handcuff one of his hands to the cage. Tori ran in and tried to hit Kane but he gave her the X-Factor as well. X-Pac then tries to climb the cage and is almost down when Kane breaks the handcuff and heads to the outside of the ring and catches X-Pac on his shoulders as he climbs down the cage and throws him back in the ring. He then climbed up to the very top of the cage and gave him one of his fantastic clothelsine type moves, hit the Tombstone and finished him off by pinning him.

• Chris Jericho defeated Chyna w/Miss Kitty after executing The Walls of Jericho, to capture the Intercontinental Title.
- Chyna was wearing tape on her right hand, signifying she was still in pain from Jericho's hammer shot on her. The match was fast and furious with each wrestler hitting all of their signature moves perfectly. Many close falls in this encounter as the crowd was chanting "Go Jericho Go" throughout it. A slingshot by Chyna and a pedigree attempt wasn't enough to put Jericho away. Soon after he sunk in the Walls of Jericho but Chyna came extremely close to the rope. He then pulled her back in to the centre of the ring, sat down on the hold as she tapped out to let Jericho get the victory.

• Backstage, Michael Cole interviewed Chris Jericho who said he will now bring pride and dignity to the belt when Chyna came up and said that she was the better wrestler last month and he was this month and then shook his hand.

• The Rock 'N Sock Connection defeated The New Age Outlaws by Disqualification, to let The Outlaws retain the Tag Team Titles.
- An extremely long bout which saw a lot of near falls as well. There was excellent crowd heat in the match and you would think it was coming to an end when Al Snow hit Manking with Head behind the referee's back but The Rock pulled the referee out and the match continued. More action as Mankind made a hot tag to The Rock which exploded the arena. He was displaying some excellent offense on The Outlaws and even hit the Rock Bottom on the Road Dogg but Al Snow came back in and nailed The Rock, causing the Disqualification. The Rock, angered then hit The Rock Bottom on Al Snow and gave him The People's Elbow for good measure, to loud Rocky chants. The New Age Outlaws will go on to face The Acolytes at the Royal Rumble on 01/23.

• The Big Show defeated The Big Bossman w/Prince Albert with The Showstopper, to retain the Heavyweight Title.
- The Big Show dominated this short match from start to finish and as it was brought to the outside, The Big Show chokeslammed Prince Albert through the spanish announcing table which let The Big Bossman get some offense, but it was too little, too late as The Big Show finished The Bossman off soon after to retain the Heavyweight Title.

• No Holds Barred Match: Triple H defeated Vince McMahon.
- Triple H came down to the ring in this No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Match with a Sledgehammer. Stephanie McMahon was sitting at ringside as the match began with Vince throwing powder in Hunter's eye's and the brutality began there as they went all over the ringside area at first with chairs, tables, stairs, ring bells and what not all being used. Mankind then came down with a shopping cart full of weapons and told Vince to use it, which he began to do, including trash can lids, trash can's, steel poles and what not. They then brawled through the crowd and gave each other some stiff wall shots as the match went on. More weapons used as Stephanie looks on with shock, Triple H throws Vince in to some helicopters that were part of the set at ringside. They headed to the backstage area where Triple H throws Vince in to a pop machine and a truck that was back there. Vince is revived and can't seem to find Triple H so he looks in the parking lot and heads down one part of it when a car starts to speed at Vince but he moves out of the way at the last minute. Triple H gets out of the car as Vince charges at him but Hunter drops him down again. Vince won't give up as they go on top of a limousine and HHH bodyslams him. Thus far a wild bout as they return to the arena as Stephanie looks on with more horror, Triple H climbs a WWF scaffold at the set but Vince goes after him, Triple H rams his head against it as he takes a very deep fall right on to the sandbags at ringside. Vince is bloodied now as he takes a microphone and tells Stephanie that this is her dad and he has balls the size of grapefruits but he tells Stephanie to say goodbye. Triple H got the sledgehammer and was going to bust him over the head but Vince gave him a low-blow and nailed him in the stomach and face with a led pipe and got the sledgehammer. Stephanie ran in the ring and said she wanted to hit Triple H with the Sledgehammer but she couldn't do it, Triple H pushes Stephanie and takes the sledgehammer and quickly whacks Vince with it in the stomach and nails him in the face to let Vince pass out. Triple H puts one foot over Vince to pin him and make him the number one contender. He is about to hit Stephanie with the Sledgehammer when he drops it and hugs Stephanie, revealing that it was a setup all along and Stephanie has turned on her father and he doesnt even know it, as Armageddon went off the air.