Ghetto Fabulous Life, Day 4
Ghetto life, day 4
After my 2nd gheto shower experience, i spot yet another roach
He could however be one that I have seen before, but they all
look the same.
11:43 am
Lucy has arrived, and we are now temporarily leaving the ghetto
But lucy first, has decided to have some ghetto cheese nips.
11:59 am
We are a little less ghetto now. Lucy has brought us a pot, plates,
and bowls, cooking shit and real trashbags. No more ghetto trash bags
(otherwise known as shopping bags) yes, things are looking up a bit.
thumper has now decided to eat before we go job hunting.
12:10 pm
Afer spraying some raid, we are preparing to leave ghettoville.
3:45pm
Back to the fabulous pad. Such a nice day to be out of the ghetto
While at the department of labor, ran into a friend who graciously brought
me some groceries, cigs, and gave me a little bit of cash to help me out
It is much appreciated.
3:49 pm
Thumper has yet again impaled himself on one of my earrings. This time,
it was the lucky purple spike.
6:59pm
New discovery, the ghetto bathroom has ants! And the room still has that
fresh scent of raid. Such a lovely "welcome home" scent.
7:04 pm
I have decided to start a book entitled "how to be a really nice person" Courtesy of our favorite friend Lucy.
I doubt that the book will do any good seeings as how everyone thinks I am
a "manipulative", evil person.
7:57 pm
I am now waling to fred's to find some disposable cups foe my new ghetto beverage "fanta".
unknown time
Forgot my cash, so I ran back upstairs to grab it, when i ran into a naked nervous ned.
Apparently today, he was doing some crank. So he gives me $5 and asks me to get him some
"washing powder". But a nice turn of events, as we are walking around the building, my saviour
Lucy picks us up and takes us from ghettoville on a quest to cash a check.
12:24 am
Thumper has yet again hurt himself while attempting to go to bed by slamming his hand on the metal headboard.
Gee, is this at all surprising?
12:28 am
And as I had predicted, yet again. Thumper had hurt himself on my fingernail. HA HA HA!
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