You ARE the consumer!!
 If you have come
here seeking a laugh or a joke then you might do better to leave now. what you
will find here is not "funny" it is not "a joke" and most importantly it is
"not a not life threatening situation." In your house or apartment at his very
moment, most likely unbeknownst to you, there are prisoners of war being held
and tortured by your unwilling hand. You may not hear their screams as they
are in a frequency too high for people to hear and they have no means of speech
to grab your attention but they are there. These poor souls are attached to your
pillows, they have gone through the humiliating experience of having had their
arms and legs torn off and then having their groin area sewn to the pillow
which you so comfortably rest upon. You are probably wondering at this very
moment how those pillow tags get there, why they are there, and how do we know
that they are alive. Here is the story.
Near the southern
tip of South America there is a small province (about 3 yards square), it is in
this province of Tagzania that all pillow tags originate. In 1960 the people
of Tagzania, looking for refuge from their evil dictator, decided to begin a
mass immigration campaign. To accomplish this task in the modern world with
modern immigration laws, the great Tag leader A056A came up with a plan that
was pure genius. Using his political pull with certain Congressmen in the
United States, A056A, had Federal Requirement-RN20159 enacted. This law stated
that all pillows and matresses sold (the mattress tags were an ethnic minority
in Tagzania) must have one member of the Tagzanian population affixed to them.
This was great news for Tags moving to America, there was however, one catch.
Anti-Immigration supporters has a tag along (no pun intended) affixed to the
bill. That line in the law also stated that it was a Federal Crime for anyone
other than the consumer to remove the pillow tag. The idea for this was that
all Tagzanians would have a sponsor when they entered the country.
Unfortunately, the warnings are written in such a way that it scares off the
everyday person for they fear that by freeing their Tags they will be sent to
jail. We are here to tell you that YOU ARE THE CONSUMER! It is your God given
right and civic duty to free these poor refugees from a foreign land. Please
free the pillow tags make a nice place for them at your home or send us your
tags so that they may play in happy Elysian Fields with Achilles and Hercules.
We beg you please send us your pillow tags do it for your country, do it for
God, do it so we wont have to break into your house take your tags and drink
all your alcohol.
SEND YOUR TAGS TO:
PILLOW TAG REVOLUTION
447 Alta Ave
Santa Cruz, CA
95060
Be sure to include exactly where you heard about the PTR from!
Propaganda:
WEBMASTERS
Please download the images above or the ones below. Once downloaded please
display on your site. There will be a prize for the site that frees the most
pillow tags, as well as a list of sites who are helping with the revolution.
Please help out whith this noble cause and if everyone helps, get some site
traffic out of it too. Help us please, there are starving pillow tags who need
your help, for just 6K a hit you too can help out the noble cause.
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