CHAS’ & RUBY’S 2006 UK TOUR: Sunday, May 28th We GARB-UP To Attend Our 2006 UK FAIRE!

Not only was the Hever Castle Merrie England Faire
Ruby’s very first WENCH outing,
it ‘twas Ruby’s VIRGIN FORAY
to ANY KIND o’ “Renaissance Faire” type o’ gig!
[Something I was sure to frequently ANNOUNCE during our Hever Castle visit. Har!]

BTW: “WENCH” is an OFFICIAL acronym!
It stands for:
Women
Entitled to
Nothing but
Complete
Happiness!

If you don’t believe me CLICK HERE! LOL

In preparation for her VIRGIN FORAY Ruby purchased an ENTIRE WENCH OUTFIT! Additionally, she purchased a PONY TAIL hair extension piece! “They all had LONG hair back then. Didn’t they?” Well … yeah. They did. But, most WENCHES today don’t worry about the HAIR bitz! VERY WELL DONE, RUBY!

Oh! Wasn’t her hair TERRIFIC? Yes, it was!
[“HATED Her!”]

Although we initially had a bit o’ difficulty with her BODICE – (The seamstress had apparently spaced-off the MEASUREMENTS we’d sent her!) – I managed to do some fussing and adjusting … after which, RUBY LOOKED RIGHT FYNE!

I made her a POUCH, a Wyne (or Water) Bag, a TAMBOURINE … attaching-doo-dadz
for all, & found her a goblet. Thus, Ruby’s VIRGIN WENCH GARB was COMPLETE!

Well of COURSE Ruby wore her

$600.00 REN SHOES! [GADZ!]

We held this PHOTO CALL in the the Langley Hotel back yard

… next to their lovely GAZEBO … using my TRIPOD.

Mistress Chas’ 2006 UK BOOBY SHOT –
featuring TEDDY the world-famous TITMOUSE!!!

[Ruby: “I can’t BELIEVE you call attention to THEM like that!”]

Mistress Ruby’s 2006 UK “I ain’t SHOWIN’ MY BOOBIES” SHOT!

GO TO THE NEXT PAGE:
The FIRST Bunch o’ our HEVER CASTLE FAIRE PIX

If you have information or suggestions for Ruby & Chas’ 2006 UK TOUR Website
– or PHOTO contributions for it! –
PLZ Email CHAS!
c-d-miller@neb.rr.com
That’s: c-d-miller@neb.rr.com –
those are hyphens/dashes (-) between the “c” and “d” and “miller”