The wrecking crew goes marching two by two-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching two by two-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching two by two
And Soun stops to cry boohoo
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching three by three-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching three by three-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching three by three
And Kuno stops to recite poetry
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching four by four-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching four by four-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching four by four
And P-chan stops to be washed away by the down pour
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching five by five-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching five by five-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching five by five
And Mu tsu stops to mistake Shan Pu for a bee hive
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching six by six-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching six by six-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching six by six
And Kodachi stopped cause she had a potion to fix
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching seven by seven-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching seven by seven-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching seven by seven
And Nabiki stops to count her yen (AN: Close enough :P)
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching eight by eight-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching eight by eight-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching eight by eight
And The Golden Pair stops to ice skate
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching nine by nine-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching nine by nine-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching nine by nine
And Happy stops to say 'what a haul and it's all mine'
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom

The wrecking crew goes marching ten by ten-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching ten by ten-Hurrah! Hurrah!
The wrecking crew goes marching ten by ten
And Akane stops to mallet Ranma again
And they all go marching down through Nermia town
to get out of the rain boom boom boom boom