Just a lil something that made me giggle.

FOURTEEN THINGS TO DO AT TESCOS WHILE YOUR SHOPPING PARTNER IS  TAKING  HIS OR HER SWEET TIME SHOPPING 


1- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's  carts when  they aren't looking. 

2- Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute  intervals. 

3- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 

4- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:  "Code 3 in  housewares" and see what happens. 

5- Go to the service desk and put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 

6- Move a "Caution Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area. 

7- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other  shoppers you'll  only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding  department. 

8- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,  "Why  can't  you people just leave me alone?" 

9- While handling guns in sporting goods ask the clerk if he  knows where  the anti-depressants are. 

10- Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the  theme from  "Mission Impossible". 

11- In the automotive department, practice your Madonna look  using  different size funnels. 

12- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through  shout, "Pick  me! Pick me!" 

13- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the  fetal  position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 

and 

14- Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey! We're out  of toilet  paper in here!"