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HERE GOES SOME OF THE FUNNIEST I’VE FOUND OVER THE YEARS…
KINGS OF COMEDY
"My sister had 3 kids they were 2,4, and 6. The 2 year old was the boss. The 4 year old was a demon that was out his mind and the 6 year old was a punk. One night I caught the six year old in tke kitchen. I said what you doin. [6 year old] I`m getting some milk and cooookies. Ain`t no milk and cookies care yo @ss to bed [six year old] Ihave to get some milk and cooookies before the 2 year old kick my @ss."
NEXT FRIDAY
"WHY Y’ALL AIN’T HELP WHEN THE FAT B!TCH JUMPED ON ME!" "YOU LOOKIN’ AT ME LIKE THAT ‘CAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW BABY DEE. SHE SELL DRUGS, DO HAIR AND BABYSIT OUT THE SAME HOUSE. COPS DON’T KNOW WHEN KICK THE DOOR IN!" "SHE SPRAYED THE PIMP SHE SPRAYED THE PLAYA!" "HEY DAY-DAY THAT CRAZY B!TCH OUT THERE AGAIN!"
FRIDAY
(SMOKEY)"WELL `ROUND HERE BETWEEN NORMANDY AND WESTERN WE CALL THIS HERE A LITTLE TWINNY TWINN TWIN (CRAIG) WEEELLLL (SMOKEY) NIIIIGGGGAAAA!" (FELICIA) "LET ME BORROW A JOINT (SMOKEY) YO ASS NEED TO BORROW A JOB! (CRAIG) WHAT YO ASS WANT FELICIA? (FELICIA) OH, SMOKEY I NEED BORROW YOUR CAR? (SMOKEY) SOME PEOPLE ASK YO BORROW SUGAR, OR EVEN KETCHUP, YOU WANNA BORROW MY CAR HELL NAW!"
EMINEM (RENEGADE)
"Usin` his music to steer it Sharin` his views And his merits But there`s A huge interference They`re sayin` You shouldn`t hear it Maybe it`s hatred I spew Maybe it`s food For the spirit Maybe it`s beautiful music I made for you To just cherish But I`m debated disputed hated And viewed in America As a motherf***in` drug addict Like you didn`t experiment? Now now, that`s when You start to stare at Who`s in the mirror And see yourself As a kid again And you get embarrassed… Keep your ears Glued to the stereo `Cause here we go He`s (Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga) And I`m the sinister Mr. Kiss-My-As* It`s just the CHORUS: (Eminem:) Renegade Never been afraid To say What`s on my mind At any given time of day `Cause I`m a renegade Never been afraid To talk about anything
TUPAC (HIT EM UP)
Now you tell me who won I see them, they run [ha ha] They don`t wanna see us Whole Junior Mafia click Dressing up to be us How the f**k they gonna be the Mob? When we always on out job We millionaire`s Killing ain`t fair But somebody got to do it Oh yah Mobb Deep [uhh] You wanna f**k with us You Little young a*s mutha-f**kas Don`t one of you ni**as got sickle-cell or something You f**king with me, ni**a ? You f**k around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack You better back the f**k up Before you get smacked the f**k up This is how we do it on our side Any of you ni**as from New York that want to bring it, Bring it. But we ain`t singing, We bringing drama f**k you and your mother f**king mama. We gonna kill all you mother f**kers. Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie. Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother f**kin opinion Well this is how we gon` do this: f**k Mobb Deep, f**k Biggie, f**k Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother f**kin crew. And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, Then f**k you too. Chino XL, f**k you too. All you mother f**kers, f**k you too. (take money, take money) All of y`all motherf**kers, f**k you, die slow mother f**ker. My fo` fo` (.44 magnum) make sure all yo` kids don`t grow. You mother f**kers can`t be us or see us. We mother f**kin` Thug Life

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