We all know the story too well. You want an MSN name that is original and you just can’t find one. Here are the best I’ve seen, mainly sourced from Forward Garden. These are a selection of my personal favorites. They might not fit in their true form, so you might want to abbreviate them. Alternatively, you could always use some of them to make your own bumper stickers. I don’t know. But they’re cute to read anyway.

Guys are like the stars – there’s a million of them – but only one can make your wish come true

Friendship is forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together, and never say goodbye.

Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely, remember it’s true, that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

Star light, star bright, where the hell is Mr. Right ?

Love wasn’t love until I met you.

I loved you once, I love you still; I always have, I always will !

You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.

A love that is denied will only grow stronger.

Never give up if you still wanna try, never wipe away tears if you still wanna cry, never say yes if you really mean no, never say you don’t love him if you can’t let him go.

I look like an angel and I act like one too – but you never know what this angel might do !

I told ya once I’ll tell ya twice – mess with my man and you’ll need some ice !

Next time you think you’re perfect, try walking on water !

I’m not a tease ! I’m just a constant reminder of what you can’t have !

Guys act like dicks to make up for the ones they don’t have.

Ain’t easy being me, but it sure is funny to watch people try.

Last night, I was lying in bed looking at the stars and I thought… Where the hell is my ceiling !

There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray that it isn’t a train.

I said I had all the answers, I never said they were right.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

A day without sunshine is like… well… night

The greatest mistake you can make is to always fear making one

My imaginary friend thinks that you have mental issues.

Dusk till dawn, dawn till dusk, life is short, so party we must !

When I really miss you, I don’t have to go far… I look into my heart, coz that’s where you are.

It’s terrible when the one you fall for isn’t there to catch you

I know that I ought to find someone new, but all I find is myself, always thinking of you !

I am who I am – your opinion is neither desired nor required

Stay true to yourself, for there are very few people in the world who will stay true to you.

The dirty looks, the jealous stares, and the funny part is, you think I care !

If I never met you, I wouldn’t like you; if I didn’t like you, I wouldn’t love you; if I wouldn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you – but I did, I do, and I will.

I just want you to know that I don’t regret a single moment that I ever spent with you.

All I want is for you to know me again, for me to be in your life. And even if it can’t happen right now, I would just like to know that you heard my plea. I would just like to know that I am not blocked from your memory.

And if your eyes are the last thing e’er I see, then I know the beauty that Heaven holds for me.

Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice. Falling in love with you was beyond my control.

I’m not supposed to love you, I’m not supposed to care, I’m not supposed to spend my life, wishing you were there; I’m not supposed to wonder where you are and what you do. I’m sorry I can’t help it, I have fallen for you.

Don’t let the special people in your life pass you by. Never let them go, even if they only remain in your heart.

If you can’t dodge it, ram it !

I don’t need an attitude thanks, I have one of my own.

Never drink and drive – you might hit a bump and spill your beer.

I had a friend once, but the rope broke and he got away.

I’m not smiling at you, I’m trying not to laugh.

I’m not online. The computer is lying.

Losers only put me down coz they know they can’t pick me up.

An answer to the nagging question: I LET THE DAMN DOGS OUT !!!

Hate me coz you hate me, don’t hate me coz you ain’t me !

WARNING: This bitch bites back !

You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.

Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine, nine months later, they say ‘It ain’t mine !’

You – off my planet !

Normal people scare me.

Enough about me, let’s talk about you… What do you think about me ?

CLOWNS EAT PEOPLE !

I’m on top of the world ! Sadly, I’m afraid of heights…

On my birth certificate, it clearly states, ‘Princess.’

Some day, your life is gonna flash before your eyes. Make it worth watching.

Always happy, never sad; sometimes naughty, never bad.

It’s not my birthday, and I’ll cry if I want to !

I have a dream… okay, actually I don’t…

If you’re happy and you know it – GET OUTTA MY HOUSE !!!

Don’t be afraid of fear, let it be afraid of you.

I laugh in the face of danger… Then I run and hide until it goes away.

Don’t like my attitude ? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS !!!

There’s a sparkle in your eyes that only I can see, and there’s a place that’s in your heart, where I would like to be…

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Only one guy is worth your tears, and he will never make you cry.

What a coincidence ! I love me too !

Sing as if nobody’s listening, dance as if nobody’s watching, and love as though your heart will never be broken.

Just when I think that it’s over, just when I think that we’re through, I always seem to find myself falling back in love with you.

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

Click your heels three times and say, ‘I need a life, I need a life, I need a life.’

Don’t play stupid with me – trust me, I’m better at it !

Love doesn’t make the world go round… It just makes the ride worthwhile !

Love isn’t finding the perfect person. It is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot… But I always found them J

It’s not called showing off… It’s called you being mad coz you can’t do it !

Whoever said that everything is possible has obviously never tried skiing through a revolving door.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

You know that you love someone when you want them to be happy, even if their happiness means that you’re not part of it.

Missing you isn’t the hardest part, but knowing I once had you breaks my heart.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk I’m not God !

I didn’t ask to be a princess, but hey, if the crown fits…

You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

May the sun rise up to meet you, and the wind be on your back !

Girls hate me and rate me just coz they ain’t me !

Baby when you sit down, I get jealous of the chair !

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.

If you tell a man that there are millions of stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him that the park bench over there had wet paint on it, he’ll have to touch it just to make sure.

Ever wonder why your cat never talks to you when other people are around ?

There are easier things in life than finding ‘the perfect guy’… Like nailing jelly to a tree, for instance…

If life throws you lemons, throw it back at life’s head and yell: ‘I DON’T WANT YOUR INSOLENT LEMONS !!!’

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.

You never lose by loving, you lose by holding back.

Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, hasn’t been shopping at the right malls !

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything

I don’t come with dice, so don’t play with me.

If you blame others for your failures, do you credit them for your achievements ?

The day we met, the angels whispered, ‘Perfect.’

You’ll never see the stars if you’re always looking down.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties.

It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

Roll out the red carpet, coz here comes the Princess !

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us

Why be difficult when you can be impossible?

When they discover the centre of the universe, some people will be bitterly disappointed to discover that they are not it.

I miss you a little too much, a little too often, and a little more every day.

You’ve been a bad boy – go to my room !

My mother keeps complaining that I never listen to her… or something to that effect…

Why don’t you put a condom on your head, coz if you’re gonna act like a dick, you may as well dress like one !

I’m not wrong ! I’ve just found 10 000 ways that don’t work !

Look into my eyes, look into my heart, look into my soul, it’s all torn apart

Tough times never last. Tough people do

It will all be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end

I wish I may, I wish I might, be the one you wish for tonight.

What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters to what lies within us.

I planted some birdseed, and a bird came up. Now I don’t know what the hell to feed it.

There’s people you’ve known forever. Who know you in this way that other people can’t. Because they’ve seen you change. They’ve let you change.

When a man points a finger at somebody else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

If I could give you one gift, I would give you the ability to see yourself as I see you, so that you could see just how truly special you are.

Somewhere, something incredible is about to happen.

I’d give up forever to touch you, coz I know that you feel me somehow; you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be, and I don’t want to go home right now.

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t… Hey, nice carpet !

I’ve you can’t convince ’em, confuse ’em!

If you’re falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly, because let’s face it, you’ve got nothing to lose !

Stand up for something that you feel is right – even if you stand alone.

Just let me shop, and nobody gets hurt !

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is just like having a peeing section in a pool.

Good friends bail you out of jail. Best friends are sitting beside you in the cell saying, ‘That was f****in’ awesome !’

I don’t have a big ego – I’m way too cool for that.

Don’t judge a book by its movie.

I nobly refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent who is unarmed.

Some people make the world special just by being in it.

Side by side or miles apart, you will never leave my heart.

Life is made up of years that mean nothing, and moments that mean it all…

Anywhere is walking distance if you’ve got the time.

I’ll wait for you – however long it takes – I’ll wait for you.

Sometimes I talk to myself because I’m the only one who listens.

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity !

I believe in the sun when it does not shine. I believe in love, even when I do not feel it. I believe in God, even when He is silent.

Tears are words that the heart cannot say.

If you look into my eyes, you will see me. But if you look into my heart, you will see yourself.

I’m trying not to think of you, I’m trying not to care; but every time I close my eyes, I always find you there

Con tu adios, te llevas, mi corazon (With your goodbye, you took with you my heart).

Life is short… and so am I.

To see you is what my eyes long for, to touch you is what my body longs for, but to love you ? Ah, my heart has already done that for a long time.

The day you love me the way I love you, is the one day that all of my wishes come true

Friends are the angels that help us when our wings forget how to fly

The walls may crumble, the pictures may fade, but we’ll never forget the friends that we’ve made

Money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘Goodbye.’

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

Poof ! Be gone ! Your breath is too strong ! Poof ! Come back ! For I found a Tic-Tac !

If your heart is in your dream, no request is too extreme

You don’t fail if you fall. You fail if you don’t try to get back up.

If there’s no good, then who pops up the next Kleenex ?

For love, I’d do anything, for you, I’d do more…

If you are the flame, you cannot be burned

A world of happiness could not replace what I have lost.

No thanks, I don’t want my gravestone to read, ‘Died of boredom.’

How do I tell you that I love you without telling you that I love you ?

What goes around should go away !

They never suspect the innocent one… (A)(6)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

In the beginning there was nothing. Then God said, ‘Let there be light !’ and there was still nothing, but you could see it

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it’s 100% fatal

Even though the voices in my head aren’t real, they still have some pretty good ideas !

If you love me let me know, if you don’t then let me go

Talking to my shoe is the only thing that keeps me sane

It took me all day to think of this screen name

I’m not here right now, but if you scream really loud into your monitor, I might just be able to hear you

Don’t tempt me to unleash the one-legged space chickens !

If you love me like you told me, please be careful with my heart. You can take it, just don’t break it, or my world will fall apart

Who let the dogs out – who, who, who, who ? (Please email me if you have the answer, my dog has been missing all day)

Some day you’ll cry for me like I cried for you, someday you’ll miss me just like I missed you, some day you’ll need me like I needed you, some day you’ll love me, but I won’t love you

If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right

Love is like a butterfly: Hold it too tightly and you’ll crush it; hold it too loosely and it will fly away

As an older, more mature adult, your job is to… MAKE FUN OF LITTLE KIDS !

I tell him everything, I mean EVERYTHING, so why can’t I tell him what he means to me ?

Don’t promise me the moon and the stars, just promise me you’ll stay under them with me

If you love your man, then set him free – if he doesn’t come back, then he’s with me

I looked at the moon and a single star, it’s making me crazy wondering where you are; I reach out to touch your heavenly face, open my hand and there’s empty space

Love is perhaps the most overused word in the English language

My computer freezes up on me, plays games with me, and I can turn it on and off with the push of a button… Could pretty much call it a guy, really

I cried every night wishing you were mine, but when I talked to you, you made everything fine, you broke my heart and that’s a true crime, all I wanted was for you to make time

Love is a two way street and sadly, I do believe your car just died

I’m looking at you, you’re looking at her, I guess to you I’m just a blur

And there you are, holding her hand… and there I am, trying to understand

God made the land, God made the sea, God needed a PRINCESS so he made ME !

Experience is the worst teacher: it gives you the test before presenting the lesson

I’m blonde. What’s your excuse ?

Cry your heart out and let it all go, ’cause after every tear there is a rainbow

Be Sexy, be True, be Wild, be You

How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there ? Two, but they’re dating each other

Don’t judge what your small mind cannot comprehend

I thought U+ME = Never, but it turned out that it equalled 4ever

This isn’t Hungry Jacks, you can’t have it your way

It’s not “When Wild Animals Attack”, it’s “When Stupid Morons Get Bitten”

There are plenty of fish in the sea… but some of them are sharks

Do not follow in my footsteps – I walk into walls !

When it hurts to look back and you’re scared to look ahead, look beside you and I will be there

I was standing in the park, wondering why Frisbees got bigger and bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

Don’t underestimate the power of stupid people

I’m in like with you, but I’m in love with him

Don’t follow me, I don’t know where I’m going

You know your kids are dumb when you show them a pic of themselves and they say, ‘Hey ! That’s the Dude in the Mirror !’

(l) Love Bug (l)

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you just makes me smile :), being with you is the best thing ever and (l)ing you is what I’ll do forever

Angel Undercover

You’re a vision of tomorrow, a ghost from yesterday, I’m trying not to let you take my breath away

If you never walk in the rain, you’ll never know how good the sun feels

Missing you gets easier every day, coz even though I’m further away from the last time I saw you, I’m closer to the next time I will

Smile. It scares people :)

The road is full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their mind

You’re like a parking ticket: you have ‘FINE’ written all over you :P

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

It’s true there’s a lot of fish in the sea, but you are the only one for me

Our eyes are placed in front because it’s more important to look ahead than to look back

Act your age, not your shoe size

Smart girls are more interested in having fun than trying to look perfect

Don’t worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

I asked God for a flower – He gave me a garden; I asked Him for a tree – He gave me a forest; I asked for a river – He gave me an ocean; I asked for a friend – He gave me you

Being happy doesn’t mean that everything in your life is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections

The hardest part about walking away is knowing you won’t run after me

When I really miss you I don’t have to go far – I just look in my heart, coz that’s where you are