This is one of those corny things I was telling you about. Why does everyone have to have one? What exactly is if for. To show you have friends. Or for vistors of the site to go "OOO who's that person. I'll just say this. If your visting my site then you know me. And if know me you know everyone I know. I swear that more sense in my head.Thats if you a guy. If your a girl then im 6'4, 180 pounds, 30 waist, nicley tanned, blue eyes and a 6 pack that crushes walnuts. Or at least thats what i wished I'd look like. But i do like walks on the beach, they arts, dinner and a movie, working out, and anything that gets my blood pumping. And my dislikes are.....see THINGS THAT GET ME TICKED OFF. What about you?
The title speaks for it self. This section I'll be telling you things that bother me. Some of it will be hard hitting. Some of it will be personal. Ha that's funny. It's mainly going to be funny.Oh and if I say something that upset's you know this. This is my site. I will say what I want. If you have a problem leave. But you'd like to debute the issue leave it in the message board.
Ok you all know your stuiped. And unfortunatly I am to. So this will be good for the both of us. Baiscly i'll be putting some things that I know about. Little things like a word of the day. And Little know fact of the day. Even though it says of the day, it means when i feel like changing it. lol.
The first ever word of the day is.............. Evanesce. Sure there a cool band. And the chick is hot. But what exactly does it evanesce mean. Well i basicly means the act of disappering. Or to fade out. Weird huh? Well that was the first word of the day. Do you feel smarter yet. If you don't that's your own fault.
LFK stands for Little Know Fact of the day. So this is where you learn something that you'll never need in your life. Unless you on Who wants to be a Millionaire. So the first every Little Know Fact is....that NASA Shuttles do not have window sheild wipers. Why you may ask? Because most bugs can fly faster then the shuttle. Or at least when the shuttle goes up.
What this is soppose to be a learning experince. I din't put that there. Urgh fine keep it.
Q. Why can't Poland field an ice hockey team?
A. Because everyone drowns in spring training.
Ok if you never meet me you would think by this site that I dont have a sense of humor. Well I do and to show you here's some stuiped stuff.
This dog is cute. Messy but cute.
I feel bad for this poor little cat.
I love game's. Infact I don't know anyone who dosn't. So heres a few that I like.
Ok I seen this one person not going to name anyone cough patrick cough cough who put pics of cars he dosnt own on his website. So heres my parody of that. Enjoy.
Now this is what i call luxury sadan.
I rode the short bus to school.
I use to work with this truck. I'm thinking about selling it. I'll give it to you for 4 grand.
This is my dream car. I'm working night and day for this baby. Two more months and I should have enough for it. I just hope no one takes it befor me.
Ok I will admit something. Dreams interest me. Mainly because I have the the weird's ones. Here's a few of mine that are more then just wierd. If you have one you'd like posted just leave me an e-mail. You'll find my e-mail address in the guestbook.
The first dream is a little wierd. But not as much as the second. In the first dream I wake up in a dark room. And I know two cousins are there, but there evil and I have to kill them. I find the first cousin. I get him on the ground and start banning his head on a tile floor. After a minute he starts bleeding and he dies. Then I go after the second. I see her and try to smash her head in with a baseball bat. I get her to knock out but it's not good enough. She wakes up and chases me. I go in a bathroom plug a hair dryer in an outlet and hope in the shower and turn on the water (with my cloths on). Then she comes in and I toss the hair dryer to her and she gets electrocutied. And thats the end of the dream.
If you thought that was weird wait until you hear this one. I swear every bit is true. I can't make this stuff up. It starts out in my house. My dad tells me to let the dog in. Where i go to let the dog in a seal comes in instead. And im playing with it as if it was the dog. After a bit i tell him to go back outside. When it goes out side i see a cobra go after it. I scream to my dad "There's a snake outside" and i start chasing it with a golf club. But then my dad stops me and tells me not to use the golf club. So instead of the golf club I take off my shoe and go to chase a poisenes snake with a show to stop it from bitting my pet seal/dog. Now i try to find them but there not there. And for some reason I theres a dog house in my yard. but inside is a wolf. So i hit the wolf over the head with a shoe and it starts to growl. So i hit it one more time and he crys and goes inside a shed. When I get to the shed. Theres a women and 2 kids living in there. I start beating the women over the head with my shoe. She yells and says i dont mean no harm, but still I hit her over the head with the shoe. So she final leaves. As she leaves I see a big white thing over the fence. I yell to my dad where being attacked. When I go to see what it is I find out its a snowman. No snow just a snowman.
But not only that the snowman is eating the women. Then I attack the snow man like something from the Matrix and the snow man melts. I go inside and 2 characters from Boy meets World are there and tell me to get in this room but we can't get in because the door is jammed. So I try ramming it with my shoulder but it dosnt work. Then I try punching the door and it breaks open.
Now here's something everyone can enjoy. A guest book. Say whatever you want. It's the internet. There's no such thing as sensorship
Here, this way you can say your up on current events. Or just really board.
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P.S. All the rumors about me are all lies. Yes all of them. Even the one invovling me and J.lo. More like J.ho. So in closing all of the rumors are lies. Exept the one about me and Colin Ferrel.
1. One thing that really ticks me off are hipocrits. No not hipos. A hipocrit is some one who say's they don't like something but like something similar to it. There just wierd. But the key thing to being a hipocrit is not admitting to it. if you admit it then your just ignorent. And guess what ignorent people make me mad too. And know ignorences is not bliss
2. One thing i really hate is when people over-hype things up. Like that movie The fast and the furoius. The only good thing about it is the car scenes. Other then that there was no storyline it made no sense. Paul Walker and Vin Diesles charcter were both retards. So why am i speding 30 dollers to go to a movie that will only make me excited for like 2 minuets and agravated for an hour and half.
3. This last thing is very annyoing. It's when people have to dress just to pump gas. There's more then two type of people in this world. But the paparatzzi only follows one of them. And sorry to say your not one of them. So put on a tee shirt and some shorts cuz its 80 degrees out side.
I hope the chicken die's a horrible horrible death.
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