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1. There's a party next week. What's your job? A. To bring all of the last minute supplies (10) B. To complain about not being able to come (2) C. To excuse myself for not coming (13) D. To get angry for being asked to attend (12) E. To call everyone (4) F. To be the first (maybe only) to arrive (9) G. To beg someone to invite me (11) H. To get in trouble & get forbidden to come (3) I. To find something better to do (5) J. To pick everyone up (1) K. To plan the WHOLE thing and get frustrated when the plans fall apart (7) L. To be sleeping or to make a brief appearance (8) M. To have fun (6) 2. In the group, you are: A. The wise one (8) B. The sweet one (13) C. The disconnected one (2) D. The one in CHARGE (7) E. The artist (9) F. The loyal one (4) G. The monk (12) H. The rebel (3) I. The sweetest bitch (6) J. The flirty one (11) K. The hardworking/stoic one (1) L. The funny, energetic one (5) M. The "saintly" one (10) 3. Your favorite thing to do is: A. Write (7) B. Paint/Draw (9) C. Play video games (1) D. Complain about how life sucks and think about dragons (8) E. Play my drums and flirt with girls (2) F. Party (3) G. Analyze people and talk about "feelings" (10) H. Look at leaves and talk about dead people (12) I. Blow things up (13) J. Shop/Spend money (6) K. Anything where I can move around (5) L. Watch CATS, talk in a weird slang, stalk Ronnie :) (11) M. Call people on the phone (4) 4. You are infamous for: A. The Chad/Rainman (6) B. Flip out fits/laughing hysterically (7) C. Thinking I'm a dragon (8) D. Whining/Crying (10) E. Hanging all over the men (11) F. Clawing people (3) G. Getting fixated on strangers (2) H. Being hyper/crazy/loud (5) I. Having invisible/imaginary boyfriends (9) J. My "dirty" girls (1) K. Talking repetitively about grass and dead people (12) L. The axe under my bed or my sonic sneezes (13) M. Calling people and saying psycho things, then forgetting I called (4) 5. Which Roswellian are you?: A. Amy Deluca (5) B. Maria Deluca (7) C. Alex Whitman (13) D. Sheriff Valenti (8) E. Kyle Valenti (2) F. Tess Harding (3) G. Max Evans (10) H. Liz Parker (11) I. Milton (12) J. Michael Guerin (1) K. Nasedo (9) L. Isabel Evans (6) M. Riverdog (4) 6. How do you feel about your family?: A. The men are cool, the women are crazy (1) B. I like all of them, even extended family (7) C. They're aight (6) D. My friends are my family (5) E. They're cool (13) F. I love them but I don't show it. They irritate me. (8) G. They irritate me but I act nice around them (10) H. All ties are superficial and made up (12) I. I have a...uh....complicated relationship with them (4) J. Psycho Christian (9) K. My parents are crazy, but my brother's okay I guess (3) L. My sister is cool, my brother is weird (11) M. My sister drives me crazy (2) 7. What is the bane of your existence?: A. Men/Teenagers (7) B. Little girls with biting problems (9) C. Graduating from high school (10) D. Distance (2) E. Humans (8) F. Phone bills (4) G. Crazy people wanting to be my friends (12) H. Statuatory Rape Laws (1) I. My parents (3) J. When people presume they know me/act superior/tell me what to do (6) K. Time (or lack thereof) (5) L. Circumstance (13) M. Normal people (11) 8. What do you randomly scream in public?: A. The Chad/La Vie Boheme (6) B. Steven/Faye (3) C. Cookie Faeries (9) D. Bacon (8) E. Lines from CATS (11) F. Peanut Schnitzil (4) G. Don't scream in public, just laugh at them (13) H. These games are so childish and boring (12) I. Brendan Lewis changed my life (10) J. Weird high pitched noises (5) K. Any cheesy pick up line (2) L. I take showers/She's not 13 (1) M. MONKEYS!!!/ANIKR/Donny is hot/I win!/Alex is not dead (7) 9. At the whore house you are: A. Collecting money (13) B. Trying to sneak in with a camera (1) C. Wishing I was there (2) D. Thrown out cuz I have no money (10) E. An Honorary giggolo (8) F. The madam (7) G. The bouncer (4) H. Trying to flirt with the Johns (11) I. High cost (6) J. The dominatrix (3) K. That is so wrong! I'm protesting (12) L. Late for work (5) M. The stripper (9) 10. When I say dirty what do you think?: A. Go take a shower (6) B. I take LOTS of showers (1) C. Get tested (7) D. Certain male friends of ours (4) E. I don't smell (10) F. Thirteen year olds from Webster...eew (5) G. Soap? (13) H. Haha. Ha (8) I. I like those boys (11) J. Whores/SHS (3) K. New England is a clean environment. Thoreau once said... (12) L. Bring it on-kinky! (2) M. Eew Webster girls and the paper towel twins (9) 11. Comedian boyfriend/girlfriend: A. Sheri Oteri (1) B. Chris Rock (10) C. Um...don't watch comedy much (13) D. Daniel Tosh (4) E. Dane Cook (5) F. Adam Sandler (2) G. Pablo Francisco/Jon Stewart (7) H. Nick Swardson (6) I. Lewis Black (8) J. Stephen Lynch (3) K. Sabrina Matthews/Wanda Sykes Hall (11) L. I don't like comedy I amuse myself (12) M. Trey Parker/Matt Stone (9) 12. Music you like is usually: A. Techno or rock (1) B. Oldies or classic rock (8) C. Anything but metal (7) D. Most anything (6) E. Classic rock (13) F. Rock or rap (3) G. Pop or rock (4) H. Obscure independent bands (2) I. Classical! (12) J. Classical/chorus music (11) K. World/Classical/pop (9) L. All kinds of music...whatever everyone else wants (10) M. Anything upbeat, especially dance music (5) 13. Your favorite food is: A. Ham sandwich/bacon/lo mein (8) B. Greasy food/fast food (1) C. Junk Food (7) D. It tastes like chicken (6) E. Pizza (2) F. Anything from Domino's (10) G. Bread (3) H. Stuffed shells (4) I. Orange chicken/spice cake (12) J. Chocolate (9) K. Red meat (13) L. Peanut noodles w/ broccoli and tofu (11) M. Chinese/spaghetti/rayana de papa/pastellas (5) 14. What's your favorite movie?: A. Tron (8) B. Drive Me Crazy (5) C. The ones I like (6) D. Return From Witch Mountain (7) E. Metropolis/Office Space (1) F. Princess Mononoke (9) G. Van Wilder (10) H. CATS (11) I. Scream (3) J. Legend (4) K. Sister Wendy (12) L. Lots of them, I can't pick one (13) M. Wayne's World/Ferris Bueller's Day Off (2) 15. Your favorite class in school was/is: A. Philosophy (10) B. English/History (7) C. Band/Lunch (8) D. English/Home Ec (4) E. English (6) F. Chorus/Theater (11) G. English/Chorus (5) H. Bio/Physics/Chem/Math classes (13) I. Art (9) J. Classical Studies (12) K. Computer science (1) L. There are classes? (3) M. Band/Study (2) 16. If you a psychological disorder it would be: A. Depression/Delusions (Schizophrenia)/ Agoraphobia (8) B. Histronic personality/martyr complex (10) C. Dissociative Identity Disorder (Multiple Personalities) (2) D. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (11) E. Agoraphobia/Bi Polar Disorder/Savior Complex (7) F. Depression (13) G. Addiction/Paranoia/Depression (3) H. Paranoia/Depression....all of them? (6) I. Bi polar disorder/amnesiac fugues (4) J. Megalomania (12) K. Delusions (9) L. OCD/Paranoia (5) M. Paranoia (1) 17. Describe yourself. Five Words: A. Independent. Funny. Smart. Honest. Psychotic (7) B. Immature. Lazy. Sleepy. Unorganized. Fun. (1) C. Stupid. Giddy. Hyper. Blonde. Artistic (9) D. Unique. Paradoxal. Sarcastic. Trustworthy. Random (6) E. Loyal. Fun. Funny. Sympathetic. Giver. (4) F. Weird. Energetic. Assertive. Follower. Controlled. (2) G. Crazy. Solitary. Out of it. (13) H. Dysphoric. Saturine. Misanthropic. Nihilist. Dragon. (8) I. Crazy. Funny. Tall. Worrywart. Psychotic. (3) J. Nice. Trustworthy and very loving (11) K. Smart. Dumb. Musical. Hardworking. Friendly. (10) L. Profound. Seeker. Sharp. Witty. Pretty. (12) M. Outgoing. Loud. Weird. Smart. Funny (5) 18. What is your favorite song?: A. Who I Am By Jessica Andrews (7) B. Pantera's Cemetary Gates (1) C. Dreaming of You (9) D. The ones that I like (6) E. La Vie Boheme (4) F. Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte (2) G. Forest Crazy (13) H. Nights in White Satin (8) I. Work It (3) J. Teeny Weeny Boppie by Free Kitten (11) K. Semi Charmed Life (10) L. I can't point to one favorite (12) M. A Moment Like This (5) 19. What makes you twitch?: A. People in general (7) B. Memories (3) C. The prophecies. AHHH (9) D. Bad. Bad. Bad. (6) E. It's random (1) F. Men (4) G. Being ignored (2) H. Twits (13) I. Humans (8) J. When people pat me on the head or when they think I'm going out with someone just because I talk to him all night long. (11) K. When people bring up Brendan Lewis or make fun of Dawson's Creek. (10) L. You (Specifically the Amanany) (12) M. Math teachers (5) 20. What do you want to be when you "grow up"?: A. Lawyer/Writer/Mom (7) B. Everything...photojournalist/pharmacist...still searching (6) C. A chef (4) D. A rich bum who acts like a child (1) E. An artist with my own shop (9) F. A respected philosopher (12) G. Changes constantly but something to do with animals (5) H. A carpenter or a rock star (2) I. A scientist or an engineer (13) J. A dragon...oh...um....a computer programmer? (8) K. Teacher/Mom (11) L. A band teacher or the owner of Domino's (10) M. I don't know yet (3)Add up your score
20-38 points=Danny Welcome to the Danny Drop! You are Danny. You have a propensity for young girls (Hey they aren't THAT young) and you wish you could do nothing all day. As things stand you work like a dog. You're a sweet person but you try to act tough. Friends know you'll come through in a pinch.
39-56 points=Tom Welcome to the Tom Twister! You are Tom. You feel detached from your friends but that doesn't stop you from wanting to date them. You're easy to talk to and are generally a cool guy. You like to play your drums and flirt, and are good at both. Friends know you're the one to talk to when they need cheering up.
57-74 points=Luella Welcome to the Luella Lampoon. You are Luella. You are a tough chica but it's okay to show your vulnerable side now and again. You're sarcastic and pessimistic and don't take crap from anyone. You're also a little rebellious. Friends know you'll stand up for them & always come through when you're needed.
75-92 points=Mandi Welcome to the Mandi Mission. You are Mandi. You seem fierce and mean but are actually a teddy bear. You are devoted & loyal to your friends and often help solve conflicts. You have a memory like a tape recorder but also a tendency to exaggerate. Friends go to you for TLC & support.
93-110 points=Sarah Welcome to the Sarah Stop. You are Sarah. You are friendly, outgoing, and a great ball of energy. You're also smart, creative, and loved by all. You have a great sense of humor and are very optimistic. Friends count on you for a laugh, a good time, and original ideas.
111-128 points=Leanne Welcome to the Leanne Universe. You are Leanne. You are a paradox. You can be sweet or bitingly sarcastic, outgoing or anti social. You are hard working, smart, and involved in everything due to your varied interests and talents. Friends count on you for entertainment, support, advice, and understanding.
129-151 points=Tiffany Welcome to the Tiffany Turnoff. You are Tiffany. You are very honest (too much so at times), smart, and funny. You're very "unique". You're also a leader and sometimes act like everyone's mother. You sometimes have entertaining nervous breakdowns. Friends count on you for protection, strength, and occasionally advice.
152-169 points=James Welcome to the James Kingdom. You are James. You think you are a dragon and consequently hate the human race and life. You can sometimes be startingly profound and sometimes just weird. You tend to isolate yourself from others, feeling they don't understand you or will reject you. Friends come to you for words of wisdom or a laugh.
170-187 points=Amanda Welcome to the Amanda Stronghold. You are Amanda. You act innocent and shy but have a sharp wit and can be an instigator. You don't like to make too many waves but you don't take BS either. You are a very talented artist and creative thinker. Friends come to you for support, fun, and creativity.
188-205 points=Ronnie Welcome to the Ronnie Altar. You are Ronnie. You are very sensitive and analytical. You like to philosophize and love music. You believe that all of mankind are brothers and that Dawson's Creek has the secrets to life. You are sometimes preachy. Friends come to you for counseling and philosophy.
206-223 points=Julei Welcome to the Julei Zone. You are Julei. You feel left out of the group at times. You are very flirty. You have a good heart. You are very unique and very loyal. You have a great voice. You sometimes think too much. Friends turn to you for understanding, patience, forgiveness, and undying loyalty.
224-241 points=Michael Welcome to the Michael Warp. I am sorry. You are Michael. You're exceedingly mature and very intelligent. You are an excellent conversationalist. You are easily amused but easily bored as well. You may sometimes be a bit of a snob. You believe things must have a practical purpose to be worth while. Friends turn to you for entertainment and ideas.
242-260 points=Jeff Welcome to the Jeff Shrine. Congratulations! You are Jeff. You're super smart and super sweet. You always know just what to say. You are very mellow and accepting. You are not patronizing or snobby despite your many talents. Friends go to you when they need to be soothed, need help, need someone to show them the upside, or just need a good friend. You are an awesome friend and the last hope for the male gender.
