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MONKEYS!!!
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1. There are a bunch of weird people singing on Main St. What are you doing?
A. Didn't you just say I was singing? (3 pts)
B. Smiling sheepishly at them or humming occasionally along. (2 pts)
C. Scowling at them. "Stop that! This ain't the Sound Of Music" (1 pts)
2. How do you feel about cheese?
A. It's good (1 pt)
B. I'm allergic (2 pts)
C. *Twitch* AHH! Do NOT say that word again! (3 pts)
3. Your friends are:
A. Nice, average, smart (2 pts)
B. The smartest, most sensible people around (1 pt)
C. Wacky & original (3 pts)
4. Which of these RENT characters do you identify with?:
A. Benny Coffin (1 pt)
B. Maureen Johnson, Tom Collins, Angel Dumont Schunard (3 pts)
C. Mimi Marquez, Roger Davis, Joanne Jefferson, Mark Cohen (2 pts)
5. Why do you like MONKEYS!!!
A. Doesn't the "e" and the "y" make it look like a monkey? (3 pts)
B. What kind of a question is that? (1 pts)
C. Uh... they're cute and furry (2 pts)
6. Attack of the evil goose! What shall we do?
A. Um, walk away? (2 pts)
B. Quack at said goose, chase it around the manor lawn (3 pts)
C. Shoot it. Or ignore it. It's just a goose (1 pts)
7. Kerosene!
A. Right on sister! Men suck! (3 pts)
B. What? You're ridiculous (1 pt)
C. Okayyy, if you say so (2 pts)
8. Do you have an imaginary boyfriend or sibling?
A. Not since I was a kid (2 pts)
B. Yes! (3 pts)
C. No! (1 pt)
9. Lake Potato is the place to be...
A. Far away from all sanity! (3 pts)
B. Are you on crack? (1 pt)
C. Is that in MN? (2 pts)
10. What do you call your friends?
A. Their names (1 pts)
B. By their nicknames (2 pts)
C. Chicken! Or MONKEYS!!! Or a Greek counterpart (3 pts)
11. Which Muskateer, in reference to the Charlie Sheen/Kiefer Sutherland version do you like?
A. D'Artagnan (1 pts)
B. Athos or Aramis (2 pts)
C. Porthos rules! This sash was a gift to me from the Queen of America (3 pts)
12. ANTS!
A. Ahhhhhh! (Hides) (3 pts)
B. Are just insects (1 pt)
C. Are pests (2 pts)
13. Russian! means...
A. A language from Russia? (2 pts)
B. You're an idiot? (1 pt)
C. dsafhjdhfguabvcnbdfjhd? (3 pts)
14. Hi!
A. Hello (jamaica) (1 pts)
B. Hey what's up (2 pts)
C. MONKEYS!!! ANIKR! (3 pts)
15. What would you like to have/do right now?
A. Money (1 pts)
B. Food (2 pts)
C. Soak in a tub of itch cream & eat marshmallows while listening to RENT (3 pts)
16. You are mad at your best friend. What do you do?
A. Call and talk to his/her voice mail. Leave cryptic IMs such as "goose" (3 pts)
B. Yell at him/her (2 pts)
C. Nothing (1 pts)
17. Which of these songs do you relate to?
A. La Vie Boheme (3 pts)
B. Rent (2 pts)
C. You'll See Boys (1 pts)
18. Dance with me
A. Okay (Strips) (3 pts)
B. No. Loser. (1 pt)
C. Okay....there's no music though (2 pts)
19. Hooray for us...
A. Uh-oh...(backs away) (3 pts)
B. Wasn't that on that Seuss show (2 pts)
C. Shut up (1 pt)
20. It's Friday. What are you up to?
A. Working (2 pts)
B. Partying (1 pt)
C. Having a nervous breakdown and laughing hysterically or creating elaborate hypothetical scenarios. (3 pts)
20-33=Basketball I'm surprised you're reading this page. You are sensible and responsible to the core and have no discernable sense of humor. You hate MONKEYS!!! more than just about anyone. You are terribly smart and concerned with popularity.
34-46=Neutral You are an average Joe-not a snob or a loon. You will join in the craziness now and then. Admit it, you're amused by us!
47-60=MONKEYS!!! You are of the MONKEYS!!! You are zany and fun and original. You think for yourself and do as you please. You hate geese, cheese, and ants.