1. Someone has made your best friend cry. What do you do?
A. Tell him/her that is not the right way to treat someone.
B. Give my friend a shoulder to cry on and some tissues.
C. (blinks) Friend? I don't have time for...oh well whatever is most advantageous for me at the moment.
D. Write a poem about the injustice of life
E. I don't really talk to people...but I suppose I'd think of something nice to say to my friend.
F. Tell my friend he/she shouldn't listen to that jerk. The world is full of jerks.
G. Take my friend out partying to get his/her mind off of things.
H. Kick the person's butt! Nobody messes with MY people (Grrr)
I. Try to come up with a solution that benefits everyone. Can't we all just get along.
2. The idea/goal most important to you is:
A. Perfection
B. Taking care of people important to me
C. Recognition
D. Love or the artistic expression of it
E. Knowledge/learning
F. Security
G. The Pleasure Principle
H. Being in CONTROL
I. Peace
3. The Zodiac Sign you are most like (doesn't have to be yours):
A. Capricorn/Virgo
B. Scorpio/Pisces
C. Leo
D. Cancer
E. Gemini
F. Taurus
G. Sagittarius/Aquarius
H. Aries
I. Libra
4. Movies you tend to like are usually:
A. Foreign films
B. Romances
C. Anything that's won awards
D. Musicals
E. Documentaries
F. Dramas. Especially conspiracy theories.
G. Comedies
H. Action/Adventure
I. Anything with a happy end
5. Favorite Color?
A. White...I am good and true
B. Pink...I am totally innocent and pure
C. Gold or green...money...heh
D. Purple...I'm different
E. Yellow/Gold...the color of intelligence (via light bulbs)
F. Black...everything sucks
G. Green...life, sensation, yay!
H. Red! POWER!
I. Blue...can't we all just get along?
6. Greek God/Goddess most like you?
A. Epimetheus (the seer) or Prometheus (the one who helped people)
B. Hestia
C. Hades...why don't I have any recognition?!
D. Apollo/The Muses
E. Athena/Hermes
F. Orpheus...I had to be sure she was there, I trust NO ONE.
G. Dionysus
H. Hera/Zeus--power!
I. Hephaestus
7. What do your friends come to you for?
A. Sound advice, to edit papers
B. A shoulder to cry on
C. Strategizing
D. Love/Creativity
E. Knowledge
F. To understand how they think/feel...for loyalty
G. Fun
H. To be taken care of, to fight bullies
I. To make them feel better
8. Which mythological hero is most like you?
A. Cassandra, I can see the downfall of society.
B. Jesus Christ...I'd give anything for the people I care about.
C. Jason...I just want a little appreciation
D. Penelope...I'd wait forever for my mate
E. Theseus...I'm a thinker
F. Odysseus...I'm cagey
G. Perseus...I end up with a cutie
H. Heracles (Hercules)...I'm strong and powerful
I. King Solomon...I prefer to be fair to all sides
9. Favorite symbol?
A. The period (.) No arguments, it's a fact
B. Parentheses (()) I'm hardly even here
C. Apostrophe (') Possession
D. Semi colon (;) Most people don't understand
E. Colon (:) A logical argument is to follow
F. Ellipsis (...) Some stuff is left out
G. Exclamation point (!) Exaggeration
H. Exclamation point (!) It has all the power
I. Question mark (?) Do I have to pick a side?
10. Monarch like you?
A. Mary Tudor (Bloody Mary)...she did what she knew was right
B. Richard the Lion Hearted
C. Elizabeth II- I'm a figurehead
D. King Arthur...Maybe I'm not real, but I'm special!
E. Hapshepsut...A little known but very effective ruler
F. Caesar-people are always stabbing me in the back
G. Marie Antoinette-let them eat cake, as long as I don't have to!
H. Elizabeth I-the most powerful monarch
I. Charlemagne-I unite opposing forces
11. What scares you?
A. Injustice
B. Being unimportant
C. Anonymity
D. Conformity
E. Stupidity
F. Being deceived
G. Not enjoying the finer things
H. Being controlled
I. Conflict
12. You are most likely to develop this psychosis:
A. OCD
B. Martyr/Savior Complex
C. Dissociative Identity Disorder
D. Depression
E. Agoraphobia
F. Paranoia
G. Addiction
H. Megalomania
I. Repression
13. In school You:
A. Always got straight As...that's the RIGHT thing to do.
B. Did a lot of community service
C. Tried to get all of the accolades I could
D. Was in a writing or music or art group
E. May not have got good grades but absorbed the knowledge I wanted.
F. Was a social butterfly but still felt isolated.
G. Usually skipped or did whatever I wanted
H. Was the leader of one or more groups
I. Was a peer mediator
14. Bible Character You Most Relate To:
A. Joseph...I am morally superior to all
B. Jesus Christ...I'm a martyr
C. Jacob...I'll do whatever I can to get ahead
D. Samson...I'm an abused romantic hero
E. Noah...you might think I'm crazy but you'll see!
F. Job...Why does this always happen to me?
G. Adam...Forbidden fruit...heh
H. John the Baptist...Do what I say! GRRR!
I. King Solomon...I like to be fair
15. Which of these songs speaks to you?
A. Angel Boy
B. Saints and Angels
C. I Keep Lookin' For Something More
D. (Be Patient) I'm A Work In Progress
E. Is There Life Out There?
F. Born To Fly
G. Great Day To Be Alive
H. Who I Am
I. Guns Of Love
16. If you were a country, you'd be:
A. The Vatican-the spiritual/moral leader of the world
B. Russia-I try to help everyone and end up with nothing
C. England-Imperialism (smiles)
D. France-I'm the creative one
E. Italy-The first to be Enlightened
F. Switzerland-I hope we get along but I have big guns just in case
G. Bermuda-where everyone goes to have fun
H. U.S.A.-I have all the power
I. Canada-can't we all just get along?
17. Which Shakespearian character are you?
A. Polonius
B. Helena
C. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern... I may be obscure but I wish I had fame and fortune
D. Romeo or Juliet
E. Horatio
F. Hamlet
G. Puck
H. Iago
I. Benvolio
18. What is one thing people don't know about you?
A. I am MOST critical of MYSELF
B. I take care of others because I need to be needed
C. I want to accomplish something because I feel inferior
D. Who I really am/My motivations
E. Anything unknown scares me
F. I want security and love
G. I get sad sometimes
H. I really care about others & have a tender side
I. I get angry sometimes
19. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
A. To be perfect
B. To have someone give TO me
C. Fame & fortune
D. True love
E. To be the smartest person and/or to be left alone
F. Lots of friends who love me
G. "To always be a little boy and to have fun"
H. World domination
I. World peace
20. Disney character you most relate to:
A. Mulan
B. Snow White
C. Aladdin or Cinderella
D. Sleeping Beauty (Aurora)
E. Belle from Beauty and The Beast
F. Simba
G. Peter Pan
H. The Beast from Beauty And The Beast
I. Pocahontas
20-37 points=The Perfectionist You are a one. You are a perfectionist to the core and have a strong sense of values and consequence. You believe it is your duty to right the wrongs of the world and find yourself to be morally superior to many. When you're down, you take on characteristics of type 4, becoming self pitying and melancholy. When healthy you adopt characteristics of type 7, and see the upside of life and try to loosen up. Your best assets: Your dignity and honor, your ability to get things done efficiently. Things to curb: Your tendency to criticize, your need for perfection. Check out the #1 links below to find possible kindreds.
38-55 points=The Nurturer/The Giver You are a two. You'd do anything for your friends and in fact give too much of yourself and then expect these excessive behaviors to be reciprocated. When unhealthy you take on characteristics of an 8, becoming controlling and a bully. When healthy you take on type 4's unconditional love and support. Best assets: Loyalty, generosity. Things to curb: Clinginess, expecting others to show their affection in the same way you do, your martyr complex. Check out the #2 links below to find possible kindreds.
56-74 points=The Achiever You are a 3. You are goal oriented, ambitious, hardworking, and often shrewd. However you are often dissatisfied as you always think you should achieve more. When you're down you take on characteristics of a 9, repressing negative emotions in order to impress people. When healthy, you take on characteristics of the 6, learning to question authority and consider consequences of your nose to the grindstone mentality. Your best assets: The ability to accomplish anything, your work ethic, "wilyness". Things to curb: Your malcontentedness. Don't wait for the next promotion. Be happy now. Check out the #3 links below to find possible kindreds.
75-93 points=The Romantic/The Artist You are a 4. You are unique, creative, and highly sensitive. You have a tendency to feel too deeply and get your feelings hurt. When unhealthy you take on type 2's martyr complex. When healthy you absorb 1's sense of justice. Best assets: creativity, originality, sensitivity, ability to love unconditionally. Things to curb: Self pity, negative reaction to constructive criticism. Check out the #4 links below to find possible kindreds.
94-106 points=The Thinker/The Observer You are a 5. You like to observe the world and think a lot and may feel isolated from other people. You have a tendency to be involved with your thoughts to the exclusion of your feelings. When you're down you take on characteristics of type 7, wanting to drown your sorrows in excess. When healthy you take on characteristics of 8s, becoming assertive, a leader, and strong. Your best assets: Your intelligence and reason, the ability to observe others and understand complex issues. Things to curb: Your self pity & isolation from other people. Check out the #5 links below to find possible kindreds.
107-125 points=The Questionner You are a 6. Ahh the enigma of the enneagram. You may be a rebel or the ultimate conformist depending on your view of authority figures. Either way you're deeply concerned with who is in charge. You need security and love but are paranoid and don't trust people. When you're down you take on characteristics of a 3, trying to accomplish something by any means in order to win love and approval. When you're healthy you take on characteristics of type 9, mediating conflict and getting along with lots of people. Your best assets: Caution, intelligence, thoughtfulness. Things to curb: Your paranoia, your rebelliousness. Check out the #6 links below to find possible kindreds.
126-144 points=The Optimist/The Party Animal You are a 7. You believe in excesses and that if something feels good you should do it more. You are likely to develop addictions. When unhealthy you take on characteristics of type 1 and believe everything must be perfect to be enjoyable. When healthy you take on characteristics of the 5 and think through your actions. Your best assets: Optimism, wit, openness to new experience. Things to curb: Your lust for finding happiness externally (especially through drugs/sex/alcohol). Happiness comes from within. Check out the #7 links below to find possible kindreds.
145-162 points=The Boss You are an 8. Power and independence are important to you and you see being in control as your role in life. You have a tendency to "bulldoze" those around you, and not many know that you have a softer side. When you're down in the dumps you take on characteristics of type 5, including isolation to lick your wounds. When healthy you take on characteristics of 2s, becoming generous, fair, and tender. Your best assets: Blunt honesty, leadership skills, independence, protecting those you love. Things to curb: Your sharp tongue, your lack of respect for those who aren't "yours", your inability to show your softer side. Check out the #8 links below to find possible kindreds.
163-180 points=The Peacemaker You are a 9. You hate conflict. You have a lot of good friends and are generally sweet. You repress unhappy emotion. When you are down you project type 6 behaviors by becoming paranoid and withdrawn. When healthy you take on characteristics of the 3, achieving something for yourself as well as others. Your best assets: You're friendly, calm, and serene. Things to curb: The repression of anger. It's okay to fight sometimes. Check out the #9 links below to find possible kindreds.
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