googlism has this thing where you can search for you name and... ahh this is hard to explain. just go and explore and come back and then you'll see. its really quite simple. well i went and i typed in 'cordelia' and here are a few things that came up. these are my favorite ones. i'm sorry, but some of them are just completely worthless and boring. so i picked out the best. of the best. of the best. ahhhhhh shut up. god why am i quoting from that movie. damn. oh and under each thing i'll have a little comment. ooooh. this should be fun.

oh and by the way, if you haven't realized already, my name is cordelia.

cordelia is dissing xander
you are ugly xander. ooh. take that xander. you were dissed.

cordelia is the innermost of uranus' known satellites
really?!?!?!?!

cordelia is currently pursuing requirements to become a california licensed midwife
no comment.

cordelia is sold to a woman for a pig and some liquor then forced to wear a collar that her new "owner" can shock her with when she doesn't obey
woof.

cordelia is one of the most popular girls in sunnydale
oh god.

cordelia is named seekul
i'm seekul. beat that.

cordelia is hanged
uh-oh.

cordelia is portrayed as the king’s favorite child in the beginning of the play although she is unmarried
aw. i'm daddy's little girl.

cordelia is a lot like the girl next door
like her? i am her! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

cordelia is hunted down in the mall
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

cordelia is characterized by fast food restaurants
yep. mcdonalds. thats me!

cordelia is a little surprised by this as it is the middle of the afternoon
AHHHHH! (i'm being surprised here) i mean its the middle of the afternoon. who wouldn't be surprised.

cordelia is in the middle of an audition
yeah. go away. i'm busy here.

cordelia is suffering endlessly.
so don't piss me off dammit.

cordelia is caught in a love triangle without any corners
a love triangle. without any corners. you can't have a freakin triangle without and corners dammit! (yeah, i know they're not being literal, but... shove it.)

cordelia is still more or less valid
i am valid (more or less)

cordelia is pregnant
my secret is out.

cordelia is asleep in bed but is awakened by the radio
damn radio!

cordelia is da bomb
o yeah.

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