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¤ NeWz ¤ ¤ InFo BoUtZ mE ¤ ¤ RaNtZ n RaViNz ¤ ¤ ThE pIxIeS ¤ ¤ FrIeNdS n FoEs ¤ ¤ MaKe MuLa FaSt ¤ ¤ CoPyRiGhT cRaP ¤ ¤ GuEsT sErViCeS ¤		cOoL sTuFfAgE This is where I'm gonna put links to cool places on the net and cool sayings and a very cute boy at the end along with the coolest car in the world and if you don't like them then fk you, but have a nice day :-) I don't know why I like sites that make fun of goths so much but just deal with it BeStEsT bAnDz In ThE wOrLd and if you don't agree...I don't really care bc I know since I listen to them, they ARE the bestest I betcha prolly most of you don't know who 1/2 of these bands are :-)~ VAST- one of the bestest bands in the world. VAST is an acronym for Visual Audio Sensory Theatre. Jon Crosby (singer and founder of VAST) has said that the title comes from the famous soliloquy in William Shakespeare's As You Like It called "The Seven Ages of Man." They aren't really goth but more darkwave alternative with a hint of indie. If you have seen comercials for Angel on the WB or had seen the commericals for the crappy Leo DiCaprio movie "The Beach" then you've heard them and you know you love them! Nine Inch Nails- c'mon EVERYONE loves NIN. I mean how many bands talk about the devil fking you in the backseat of his car? Or talking about fking you like an animal? Or have one of the sexiest fronters? Trent is a god. That's all I have to say about this great band! And if you don't like them then I don't give a flying fk bc I know they are great!! HeHe Stabbing Westward- very good band, I love their new cd. "Waking Up Beside You" is a good song on an old school album and was featured on the 3rd Crow movie Soundtrack (Crow: Salvation). They have a new guitarist Derrek Hawkins (I think I spelled it right). So yah check out these songs: "So Far Away" "I Remember" and "Waking Up Beside You", don't be alarmed by the cover of their new cd! :-) Daniel Ash- granted he's not a band, but still very good. He's a former member of the early 80s goth band Bauhaus. Ya I know you don't know who that is. But yah his solo album is kick ass! Check out the song "Walk on the Moon" it's great! I'm pretty sure you can only buy his CD online bc I've never seen it in stores, but maybe like at Virgin Megastore or sumphin. And The Greatest of them All... Sublime- OMG where to begin...occultic magic, violence, sex, marijuana and prostitution. Thanks so very much to Cheryl for introducting me to them. They kick so much @$$. Yah those are just come of the bands that I love I'm not adding more bc most of you have heard and listen to the other bands I like Funny How-to Sites that make fun of Goths LMAO How-to Catch a Goth Kinda funny but could have more Illustrated How-to-Hunt a Goth Funnier than the last one How-To Dance Goth Actually quite amusing Mad funny site about a kit that's to make you Goth How-To be a Goth brought to you by Molly Shannon and Chris Katan from the SNL "Gawth" Skits...funny Another How-To be Goth as Fck The thing that worries me about this site is that I think it's serious... I'm so Goth... I'm so goth, that if someone stabs me, they scream: "I struck oil" I'm so goth, that regular black is too light for me I'm so goth, that depressed, suicidal cases are shiny happy people when I show up I'm so goth, I'm the envy of the Adams familly I'm so goth, that the familly crypt reads "Home Sweet Home" I'm so goth, that my parents perform exorcisms whenever I laugh I'm so goth, that I get my weekly facials at the Funeral Parlor I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out I'm so goth, I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator I'm so goth, I died and didn't notice I'm so goth, I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about? I'm so goth, I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain I'm so goth, I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry I'm so goth, I smoke cloves in the shower I'm so goth, I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator I'm so goth, I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth I'm so goth, I make flowers wilt I'm so goth,, when I smile people ask me what's wrong I'm so goth, I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs! I'm so goth, I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried I'm so goth, I know what pvc stands for I'm so goth, the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling I'm so goth, nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them I'm so goth, people keep asking me if I feel okay I'm so goth, the dark is scared of ME I'm so goth, I wear my sunglasses at night I'm so goth, I'm allergic to sunlight I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly I'm so goth, I got a 12-pack of absinthe I'm so goth, my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed to sunlight I'm so goth, I make Happy Meals cry I'm so goth, I shower with bleach instead of soap I'm so goth, I have a fishnet umbrella I'm so goth, that if I go out in the sunlight with bare skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the reflection off my pale skin (the sad part is that it's really true for me, right Kristina??) I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am I'm so goth, I sleep with my sunglasses on I'm so goth, I sleep with my hands crosses on my chest I'm so goth, I get molested by necrophiliacs when I'm asleep I'm so goth, I spit black spit I'm so goth, necrophiliacs molest me when I'm awake I'm so goth, crucifixes shudder when I walk by I'm so goth, I walked into a church and caught on fire I don't know why I think they are so funny but I do :-p Goth Conversations... goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula. goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula. goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied. goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. goth #3: What's a smile? goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor. goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo. goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos. goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me. goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me. goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar. goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse. goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse. goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn. goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth." What's wrong with me, why do these things make me laugh so hard? Goth Quizzes...LOL How Goth are You? What Type of Goth are You? Are You a Mopey Gawth? You can see my results on the NeWz page of my site under May 22. Which Power Goth Girl are You? You can see my results on the NeWz page of my site under May 18. Cute Gothy-Like Sites Cute lil site has a cartoon called "Gother Than Thou" on it and fun quizzes and a cool "Get Rid of Your Goth Angst" game LOL Based on those damn annoying computer pets, Tamagotchis, but its Goth. I don't think mine ever lived past 3 days. I don't personally have a Tamagothi but it looks cute. Weird Sites Yah I know the imagee is fked up but deal with it! I think this page is a joke or maybe its for real. But yah nonetheless I got a kick out of it! Jesus WAS a GOTH! Ok, now this page is just funny!! It has proof that The Late Great JC was a goth himself. Hmmm makes ya wonder... Top 10 reasons why goths think (most) preps suck... I do NOT think all preps suck...the narrowminded ones SUCK...the open minded ones generally swallow* PREPS SUCK Very distorted young man that runs this site...some of you anti-preps out there might like it. Get Ordained Online! How cool would it be to actually be called Reverend Ravyn or Reverend Azarael, or something else Reverend goth name you can think of! LOL I just thought it was funny you can get ordained by the Christian church online for free! Just the HOTTEST guy in the world's website!!! Mike Cortada! The punk rocker boy I loved since 8th grade!! ::Don't worry Nikk, still love you more:: Michael Cortada I first fell in love with Mike when he was performing at the Battle of the Bands in Winter Springs with Jonah in Jumpstart, he had spikey green hair and took his shirt off. HeHe. He's a wild maniac drummer! He then left Jumpstart bc dumb@$$ Jonah made it a Christian band. So then he formed garage punk band The Misled. Then that fell through and he formed another band but I forgot about it. Now he's in K Lenius with Jonah. Me n him used to talk but not so much nemore :-( But here are some cute recent pix of him. Mike in all his Gorgeousness! Mike n band member Nikk SeXeE mOtHa FkA This is my dream car. A 1969 black Chevy Camaro SS 2 door coupe with the double white racing stripes and a 350 engine! Ugh this car is so orgasmic! It cost a fk load of money... about $$40 grand... anyone in a buying mood?? KontraBands Kevy Kev wanted me to put a link to his and his friends site called KontraBands. It's got like metal musik info on it.

cOoL sTuFfAgE

This is where I'm gonna put links to cool places on the net
and cool sayings and a very cute boy at the end
along with the coolest car in the world
and if you don't like them then f**k you, but have a nice day :-)

**I don't know why I like sites that make fun of goths so much but just deal with it**

BeStEsT bAnDz In ThE wOrLd

and if you don't agree...I don't really care
bc I know since I listen to them, they ARE the bestest
I betcha prolly most of you don't know who 1/2 of these bands are :-)~

VAST- one of the bestest bands in the world. VAST is an acronym for Visual Audio Sensory Theatre. Jon Crosby (singer and founder of VAST) has said that the title comes from the famous soliloquy in William Shakespeare's As You Like It called "The Seven Ages of Man." They aren't really goth but more darkwave alternative with a hint of indie. If you have seen comercials for Angel on the WB or had seen the commericals for the crappy Leo DiCaprio movie "The Beach" then you've heard them and you know you love them!

Nine Inch Nails- c'mon EVERYONE loves NIN. I mean how many bands talk about the devil f**king you in the backseat of his car? Or talking about f**king you like an animal? Or have one of the sexiest fronters? Trent is a god. That's all I have to say about this great band! And if you don't like them then I don't give a flying f**k bc I know they are great!! HeHe

Stabbing Westward- very good band, I love their new cd. "Waking Up Beside You" is a good song on an old school album and was featured on the 3rd Crow movie Soundtrack (Crow: Salvation). They have a new guitarist Derrek Hawkins (I think I spelled it right). So yah check out these songs: "So Far Away" "I Remember" and "Waking Up Beside You", don't be alarmed by the cover of their new cd! :-)

Daniel Ash- granted he's not a band, but still very good. He's a former member of the early 80s goth band Bauhaus. Ya I know you don't know who that is. But yah his solo album is kick ass! Check out the song "Walk on the Moon" it's great! I'm pretty sure you can only buy his CD online bc I've never seen it in stores, but maybe like at Virgin Megastore or sumphin.

And The Greatest of them All...

Sublime- OMG where to begin...occultic magic, violence, sex, marijuana and prostitution. Thanks so very much to Cheryl for introducting me to them. They kick so much @$$.

Yah those are just come of the bands that I love
I'm not adding more bc most of you have heard and listen to the other bands I like

Funny How-to Sites that make fun of Goths LMAO

How-to Catch a Goth
Kinda funny but could have more

Illustrated How-to-Hunt a Goth
Funnier than the last one

How-To Dance Goth
Actually quite amusing

Mad funny site about a kit that's to make you Goth

How-To be a Goth brought to you by Molly Shannon and Chris Katan
from the SNL "Gawth" Skits...funny

Another How-To be Goth as F*ck
The thing that worries me about this site is that I think it's serious...

I'm so Goth...
I'm so goth, that if someone stabs me, they scream: "I struck oil"
I'm so goth, that regular black is too light for me
I'm so goth, that depressed, suicidal cases are shiny happy people when I show up
I'm so goth, I'm the envy of the Adams familly
I'm so goth, that the familly crypt reads "Home Sweet Home"
I'm so goth, that my parents perform exorcisms whenever I laugh
I'm so goth, that I get my weekly facials at the Funeral Parlor
I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out

I'm so goth, I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator
I'm so goth, I died and didn't notice
I'm so goth, I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?
I'm so goth, I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain
I'm so goth, I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry
I'm so goth, I smoke cloves in the shower
I'm so goth, I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator
I'm so goth, I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth
I'm so goth, I make flowers wilt
I'm so goth,, when I smile people ask me what's wrong
I'm so goth, I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!
I'm so goth, I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried
I'm so goth, I know what pvc stands for
I'm so goth, the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling
I'm so goth, nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them
I'm so goth, people keep asking me if I feel okay
I'm so goth, the dark is scared of ME
I'm so goth, I wear my sunglasses at night
I'm so goth, I'm allergic to sunlight
I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly
I'm so goth, I got a 12-pack of absinthe
I'm so goth, my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed to sunlight
I'm so goth, I make Happy Meals cry
I'm so goth, I shower with bleach instead of soap
I'm so goth, I have a fishnet umbrella
I'm so goth, that if I go out in the sunlight with bare skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the reflection off my pale skin (the sad part is that it's really true for me, right Kristina??)
I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am
I'm so goth, I sleep with my sunglasses on
I'm so goth, I sleep with my hands crosses on my chest
I'm so goth, I get molested by necrophiliacs when I'm asleep
I'm so goth, I spit black spit
I'm so goth, necrophiliacs molest me when I'm awake
I'm so goth, crucifixes shudder when I walk by
I'm so goth, I walked into a church and caught on fire

I don't know why I think they are so funny but I do :-p

Goth Conversations...
goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?
goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.
goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.
goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.
goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."
What's wrong with me, why do these things make me laugh so hard?

Goth Quizzes...LOL
How Goth are You?
What Type of Goth are You?
Are You a Mopey Gawth?
You can see my results on the NeWz page of my site under May 22.

Which Power Goth Girl are You?
You can see my results on the NeWz page of my site under May 18.

Cute Gothy-Like Sites

Cute lil site has a cartoon called "Gother Than Thou" on it and fun quizzes and a cool "Get Rid of Your Goth Angst" game LOL

Based on those damn annoying computer pets, Tamagotchis, but its Goth. I don't think mine ever lived past 3 days. I don't personally have a Tamagothi but it looks cute.
Weird Sites

Yah I know the imagee is fked up but deal with it! I think this page is a joke or maybe its for real. But yah nonetheless I got a kick out of it!
Jesus WAS a GOTH!
Ok, now this page is just funny!! It has proof that The Late Great JC was a goth himself. Hmmm makes ya wonder...
Top 10 reasons why goths think (most) preps suck...
I do NOT think all preps suck...the narrowminded ones SUCK...the open minded ones generally swallow
PREPS SUCK
Very distorted young man that runs this site...some of you anti-preps out there might like it.
Get Ordained Online!
How cool would it be to actually be called Reverend Ravyn or Reverend Azarael, or something else Reverend goth name you can think of! LOL I just thought it was funny you can get ordained by the Christian church online for free!

Just the HOTTEST guy in the world's website!!! Mike Cortada! The punk rocker boy I loved since 8th grade!!
::Don't worry Nikk, still love you more::
Michael Cortada
I first fell in love with Mike when he was performing at the Battle of the Bands in Winter Springs with Jonah in Jumpstart, he had spikey green hair and took his shirt off. HeHe. He's a wild maniac drummer! He then left Jumpstart bc dumb@$$ Jonah made it a Christian band. So then he formed garage punk band The Misled. Then that fell through and he formed another band but I forgot about it. Now he's in K Lenius with Jonah. Me n him used to talk but not so much nemore :-( But here are some cute recent pix of him.

Mike in all his Gorgeousness!

Mike n band member Nikk
SeXeE mOtHa FkA

This is my dream car. A 1969 black Chevy Camaro SS 2 door coupe with the double white racing stripes and a 350 engine! Ugh this car is so orgasmic! It cost a f**k load of money... about $$40 grand... anyone in a buying mood??
KontraBands
Kevy Kev wanted me to put a link to his and his friends site called KontraBands. It's got like metal musik info on it.