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The Religion

This page is for everyone that understands who God really is...if your answer is Kurt, well then you know you're right. (heh heh heh)
To see a list of the present Kurtist's, go here


You see? he is an angel! lol Ok...now to explain. Now, if you are a true Nirvana/Kurt fan *which you must be, since you are here* then I am sure that the words "Kurt is God" has come out of your mouths at LEAST ten times. So here it is, the religion of Kurt Cobain.
I guess it stated with me always saying those precious three words CONSTANTLY...then saying I AM A KURTIST!!! WHO WILL JOIN THE KURTIST RELIGION!?!? Then Matty and Abby came along...who believe in the Kurtist religion strongly...and well, became the second founders of this lovely lovely orgasmic religion.
Alright, now for one more thing...the word Cobaingasm...I simply put the words Cobain and orgasm together *obviously* lol. You see, a Kurtist no longer has orgasms, they either have Kurtgasms or Cobaingasms...lol TRUST ME they are MUCH better...lol Well the word came about when I was talking to Matty and I started getting all....you know....over the very thought of Kurt *so what else is new* when Matty shouted, DAMNIT STEPHANIE STOP HAVING A KURTGASM!!!! and that was that...so there. *smiles* So email me if you would like to be apart of this wonderful religion.
click here to view the commandments

P.S. there are a few people that don't understand that I just have an odd sence of humor..and so do my friends...which is why we started this site...so if you get a good laugh out of this...then good, because you are cool...if you don't...then pull the stick out of your ass and shut the hell up!

Email: fuschia36@cs.com