Ok. Here's: OUR CRAZY PROM NIGHT 2003
it started out in a normal fashion. both phoenix and grasshopper being bored off there asses and wanting to work on our "English Project" (smoking a little something.)
<-- Phoenix (me)
n e hoo
around 6:30 phoenix shows up on grassy's doorstep w/ sleepover shit.
grassy says mmmmmmk
and life goes on
<--- Grasshopper
grassy has to clean up the house- she is cinderella and to keep phoenix occupied, grassy plants her in front of the computer and tells her to read very funny scripts that make fun of the first 2 HP movies.
YAY
so grassy continues being cinderella and then is ordered to help her pshyco-bitch sister to get ready for the ball oh wait, i mean prom.
ok going on. phoenix gets roped into taking grassy to the store to get cameras, b/c grassy is an incompetent lardass who can't drive
so we get to the store, and phoenix with her great eye for shopping, finds the cheapest camera <- $3.94 and we buy 2 b/c we have $16
double YAY.
we go home. (to grassy's house)
we take pictures of my sister <- whom i *heart* with all my ........ um heart. sure
so we have pictures of her in the bathroom
get ur mind out of the gutter that's gross
like we really want THAT on camera
any hoo
an hour later she finally leaves.
grassy and phoenix move into the front room, and attempt to find the 7 deleted scenes on the HP # 1 DVD.
mom comes home and says that her date with grassy's father is going to be gormet <- right GORMET - pizza on her bed
sounds romantic mom
and that would grassy and phoenix go and pick it up. from Italian Villa
we don't REALIZE that we both know someone that works there.
so we go and pick up the pizza we have $40 - Meeko <- Phoenix's car gets ten of that for gas. -> so we go both looking like white ho-bitch trash but that's ok, b/c we don't know anyone that's working tonight
everyone's @ prom.
that's what UUUUUUUUUU think.
in the mean time: sexi bunni calls. damn
sexi bunni is phoenix's lil' sis.
<--- Sexi Bunni and Phoenix
she wants phoenix to cart her little friends around the town and grassy is with phoenix, so obviously, grassy goes with phoenix
mmmmmmk we can do that we have no life.
so we go and pick up the pizza. after meeko's withdrawl, me and phoenix have exactly $0.78 to split btwn ourselves.
YAY!!!!!!!!
we're rich
so we leave from the embarASSing Sean incident, oh yeah Sean was the one who works at Italian Villa and we both know.
any hoo.
so we took the pizza to grassy's house.
phoenix plays delivery girl.
YAY phoenix luvs playing delivery girl
of pizza
then we go pick up Cocoa.
then we drive in meeko to pick up Scooby.
on the way phoenix spots ROAD CONSTRUCTION (long story NEEDS TO STEAL CONE)
so grassy - totally unprepared jumps out of the car like a jack ass and runs around to get the construction pillar-cone-thing.
grassy grab the cone, and it's heavier than expected. so, grassy grabs the bottom and heaves it into the backseat of the convertible.
<--- all the shit we stole :)
so we get to Scoob's house and her dad is a constible. which is a sooped up police officer.
he isn't home thank GOD
so we all figure out a way to get all the kids shit into the car as well as our gigantic cone.
we make 8 trips past grassy's house b/c we totally don't think this thing through
but we did get pictures
any hoo we eventually drop off the children and we go back to grassy's house and have our $30 pizza.
which is cold
and we succeed in finding the deleted scenes of HP # 1
grasshopper rejoices.
and grassy goes to change clothes and tells her father that she and Phoenix are going on another "errand".
grassy's dad gives her his call phone.
we pick up sexi bunni and her posse, and we take them to a local grocery store where sexi bunni will attempt to 'get her phreecke on'
while at the store Scooby decides it will be fun to steal Meeko.
so she does.
and grassy and phoenix are left at the store. with no possible way to get back to phoenix's precious car. we both laugh until we can no longer stand.
but they come back and everything was right with the world again.
so we take the posse home, and go back to the street corner and steal another cone.
<--- the Posse
then we haul ass to the local high school and proceed to transfer the cone from the backseat to the trunk.
thank GOD.
then we decide to go the west side and try to find more shit to steal.
we end up in Water's Crossing.
we turn some donuts ....... around a circular median
YAY
we spot a prom limo
tailgate?
mmmmmmmk.
grassy takes off her bra. she feels FREE!!!!!! decides to flash limo.
follows limo to random house. we drive past and find a fountain.
so obviously we turn off the lights, get out of the car, leave doors OPEN, and get out to look at lake.
ENTER THE LIMO......again
so phoenix runs and ducks.
grassy....not that smart.
limo is almost turned around
so
we jump in the car
where the limo can still c us
smart ones
so what to do next?
of course!! tailgate some more!
the limo turns onto a 2 lane street, so phoenix drives next to it and grassy turns
and
FLASH!!!!!!!!!
OH NO!
RUN AND HIDE!!!
I WANT MY MAMA!!!!!
(thunk) oh no! she killed Kenny!!!
we end up at a gas station, and the middle-aged Asian guy stares at grassy's chest. and Meeko gets some food
and off bra for phoenix
we go back to town.
we go to Wendy's and get frosties
YAY!! more fat for grassy's ass!!!
so Pshyco-bitch sister calls. she finds out im not going to after-prom with her.
she bitches for about 5 minutos, and then wants to talk to phoenix .
i told her that wasn't happening.
so grassy gives the phone to phoenix, and she yells at my sister.
it is fun.
so grassy hangs up on my sister, and grassy decides that Wendy's is not safe anymore so we drive to Later Gators.
and we finish eating, litter, and leave
grassy puts her bra back on b/c she decides that she is 'going home' riiiiight .
like that is a good idea.
so phoenix drives around, and as soon as grassy's bra is back on, phoenix found more shit to steal.
CAUTION TAPE.
and did we?
nooooooo - as you will find out soon.-
so phoenix goes to her practice soccer fields
she pulls a bunch of donuts while grassy talks to her mother.
as soon as grassy gets a plan with her mom, a car pulls into the same area that we were in, and phoenix turns her lights back on, and starts to leave.
then, we see the flashing red and blue lights.
oh shit,
it's the cops
DAMMIT!!!!
cop does his intro. flashing very bright lights into phoenix's face
yes cops are assholes
and phoenix feels like a criminal
YES!!
so it's like 12:30 in the morning and we are pulled over by a cop
YAY!
Oh crap! Cop found caution tape! he he heeee. . . "where's the caution tape from?. . .did u steal it?""no its my moms!*sly smile*"
he lets us off with a 'warning'.
b'c phoenix has no bra, and he can SO see down her shirt.
yes , yet again proof that phoenix is a white trash ho-bitch.
we now have one obstical in front of us:
how to get phoenix's shit form my house undetected.
my mom left it on the porch. we drive up - w/ out our lights on- (watch the same cop pull us over)
that part goes off, w/ out a hitch. and we drive like bats outta hell to get to the safety of phoenix's house.
DISCLAIMER:
FYI
as grassy was writing this, scooby stole phoenix's car again, and agian. and both of us were locked out of the house - more than once-
The Car Incidents
sexi bunni's posse is full of mean, vindictive bitches.
so watch out for them ok?
this is grassy and phoenix signing off.
