From the AP:
I guess this means Paris Hilton really will do anything to stay in the spotlight. You know what’s really funny, though? I totally didn’t recognize her in this picture because...well...she's clothed.
So good luck. Do your best to keep your sex videos off the Internet and I’m sure all will end well.
As an aside, would it be too much to ask of the Associated Press to only cover news and leave stories like this to those bastions of journalism US Weekly and Star Magazine? This is really a little beneath you isn't it? Don't you feel dirty? Why don't you go shower off, huh? And make sure you use the bleach this time.