4.01
Lorelai: The trip was incredible, we had the best time. We were supposed to come back on Saturday.
Luke: I know.
Lorelai: Keeping tabs on me?
Luke: Always safer to know which direction the tornado’s coming.
Lorelai: Hmm (sips coffee). Mm, still good. I told them about you over there, Senor Swanky-Pants.
Luke: Can't tell you how grateful I am to have you as my press agent.
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4.02
Lorelai: This is a Misogynistic truck!
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It's anti-women, its gender-selective. It’s "Oh, let’s watch the game and hike our shorts up."
Luke: Here (shows Lorelai a piece of paper) .
Lorelai: what's this?
Luke: A shift diagram for the truck, nice and simple. D is for Drive, R is for…
Lorelai: The R in Drive.
Luke: R is for Reverse.
Lorelai: Right, Reverse.
Luke: and one is...
Lorelai: The loneliest number that you'll ever know!
Luke: The first gear.
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4.05
Luke: why can't you respect the rules of my diner?
Lorelai: I do respect the rules of your diner. It’s that baseball cap I have issues with.
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Luke: I’m just having a bad day.
Lorelai: Zzz.
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Days. You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
Luke: I have not.
Lorelai: Yes, Cujo, you have.
Luke: I always talk to people like that.
Lorelai: No, Benji, you don't.
Luke: I'll be fine tomorrow.
Lorelai: Really, Lassie? Why is that?
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Lorelai: Okay here we go (starts movie) .
Luke: What's that?
Lorelai: Okay, um…A. Um, no talking during the movie, and B. Don't tell me you've never seen the FBI warning before.
Luke: It’s new to me.
Lorelai: Oh, my god, you're beyond monk, You're Uber Monk.
~~
4.06
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai What’s Kirk doing?
Luke: Practicing.
Lorelai: Hmm, for what?
Luke: His date. He's doing a test run- talking, eating, making conversation. Then he's gonna go home and review the tape and adjust from there.
Lorelai: Boy, you ever think about how many different ways Kirk could get kicked out of the Army?
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4.08
Luke: We're just not dealing with it right now, we're just letting things happen as they happen. We're going with the flow.
Lorelai: You're going with the flow?
Luke: We're going with the flow.
Lorelai: Oh, that’s so strum your sitar, dig the Maharishi, pass the owsley, summer of love, flower power, hippie-dippie, I can't stand it.
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4.09
:Luke: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: Uh, we're going to the Harvard-Yale Game.
Luke: You're going to the Harvard-Yale game? You know what they do at the Harvard-Yale game?
Lorelai: They make babies?
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4.11
Lorelai: Uh, somebody doesn't like bells.
Luke: Not everyone likes bells.
Lorelai: No, actually they do.
Luke: They enjoy the constant interruptions of conversations, the monotonous drone of the same tones, hour after hour?
Lorelai: Yes, can you believe it? These are also the same freaks who like sunsets and the moon and the stars...
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Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: All those years of watching Heart to Heart about to pay off.
Luke: What is that?
Lorelai: It's my gym card.
Luke: You joined a gym?
Lorelai: Yeah.
Luke: When?
Lorelai: After I had Rory, to loose the pregnancy weight.
Luke: Did you go?
Lorelai: God, no, I was too fat.
Luke: Okay, now just hold the flashlight, do not do any moving spotlight gags and point it at me and yell "Freeze, drop your weapons".
Lorelai: How about if I shine it on the wall and do a dirty hand puppet show?
Luke: Just stand back so the lightning only strikes you.
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4.13
Luke: You talked to Liz?
Lorelai: I thought she was you.
Luke: I’m a man.
Lorelai: Well, she was in your truck.
Luke: When I’m in my truck, I’m still a man.
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Lorelai: Listen, why don't you hang out here and rest for a little while, okay? We'll get you a real bandage.
Luke: I like the Barbie ones.
Lorelai: Yes, Honey, but the other kids will beat you up if they see you with one of those. I'll be right back.
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4.14
Luke: Everything okay?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Are you okay?
Lorelai: Why? Luke: Because you don't look good.
Lorelai: Well, geez, take me now, sailor.
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4.15
Lorelai: Can I work on my laptop?
Luke: Does it make noise?
Lorelai: No, but I sometimes do.
Luke: You always do.
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4.18
Luke: You're a lot of work.
Lorelai: No, You're a lot of work.
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4.19
Lorelai: I can't sleep, I can't turn my mind off. It keeps running and thinking and making lists.
Luke: Maybe if you drank a little less coffee, you'd make a little less lists.
Lorelai: I can't stop drinking coffee, I stop drinking coffee I stop doing the standing and walking and the words putting into sentence doing. Oh, Man, I’m so stressed. I can't remember what I’m doing from one moment to the next, its never going to get done.
Luke: It will get done.
Lorelai: No, it won't get done, and then the inn won't open and I'll go broke, How do you do it?
Luke: What? Go broke?
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Lorelai: Luke, Hi.
Luke: Hey, Where you coming from?
Lorelai Oh, you know, the zucchini patch.
Luke: Huh?
Lorelai: Its a long story. No, its short, I slept in the zucchini patch.
Luke: Okay. Take a break with me, come to the wedding.
Lorelai: Really?
Luke: It should be fun, There'll be turkey legs.
Lorelai: Oh, well, sure.
Luke: Yes?
Lorelai: Yes.
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4.21
Lorelai: Greetings, my lord, your lady hath arrived to be escorted forthwith.
Luke: That’s pretty good, I didn't know you spoke Renaissance.
Lorelai: Oh, Yeah, I’m quite fluent in Renaissance. You look nice. I’m lovin' the tie.
Luke: Thanks, You look beautiful.
Lorelai: Flattery will get you everywhere my friend. Shall we?
Luke: Lets go.
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Lorelai: No, really, a nice manly wreath in your hair wouldn't work?
Luke: There's no such thing as a manly wreath.
Lorelai: Oh, I know, know, Julius Caesar pulled it off. He was very popular with the ladies. Cleopatra used to pull his leaves off- very sexy.
Luke: You want to dance?
Lorelai: Really?
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: Um, you said before you don't dance.
Luke: Well, I’m a compulsive liar.
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4.22
Luke: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never! That’s when! Very easy stat to remember!
Lorelai: I loved the flowers!
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was moment, I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment!
(Luke moves closer to Lorelai)
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still?
(He pulls her close and they kiss, Lorelai pulls away and then moves close to Luke) Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still?
(They kiss again)
~~
Special thanks to Linz for doing such a great job in collecting these. Rock on, LFG!!
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