. Hi I my name is Jewish Pillow, I was born 4 days ago but no one knew because I let my dad tell everyone. I flip burgers at McDonald's sometimes and I ran to Florida because I'm Jewish, thats what we do. . I have a fat kid as a slave that rolls over honor students and ppl w/ the name carl. Jewish Pillow has several new phrases like "oops i crapped my pants" and "the gold made me break the door" . If my Jewish Pillow was real he would sing "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and he would sing kids lullabies cuz he looks sleepy, so it makes kids sleepy and... Spineshank rules . When my sleepy jewish pillow is drunk he likes to spin in circles. If you have ever eaten reheated bananas cooked over 150 feet of icey DEATH defrosting in a microwave served by a garbage man and reheated on a stove... then youve probably felt the feeling of a colt .45 in your mouth as you speak into a microphone pretending you dont hate your life... roller coasters are fun... ferris wheels are scary!!! lol
