Spork Porn
"It's wow gosh that's sexy"- Russell
While viewing this page, you might feel better if you listen to "Insomnia" by Faithless.
Model: Gargalayla
Gargalayla is from Taco Belltavia and used to wear a plaid mini skirt and tube top. One day he/it decided he would
become a nudist and pose for porn, so during one of Kristen's classes, he made her rip his clothes off. To the horror
of a girl named Jen, Gargalayla ran around the all girls school NAKED!Model: Sporkler
Sporkler is also from Taco Belltavia. It is new to Sporkopolis and not much is known of it. We do have some beliefs of close
relations with Hitler.Model: Oma
This is Oma. Like Gargalayla and Sporkler, Oma is also from Taco Belltavia. It arrived in Sporkopolis the same day
Sporkler arrived. They are good friends, those two. It is rumored that Oma is Osama bin Ladin in disguise.
What more can be said? They get along great!
Model: Agent 707
This is Agent 707. Just guess where he is from. He didn't want to do this photo shoot. He said it degrades his whole "being". He thinks he's like 007 just because his number is 707. But if you look closely, that's not really his number. He's 404. So really, 707 is a con-artist.
